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The sheer amount of :soyjakfront: in the replies is just sad

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I don't have an allergic reaction to people soyfacing for things, but this is such an obvious Last Jedi-level oncoming disaster it hurts to look.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014462021936955.webp

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Since it's Florida I hope there's a mission to kill DeSantis for endangering trans lives :marseydance:

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That would unironically be a banger. That one mission where you bomb the Zucc on live TV was one of the best missions in GTA5 :marseyjam:

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I remember being a little shocked that he blows up and it wasn't just a message calling him a douchebag or something

It would be kinda fun to assassinate someone out on an airboat and feed them to gators in the Everglades

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Or you could assassinate someone by forcing them to hold a vaguely leftoid rally in a "Cuban" suburb :marseynukegoggles:

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God I hope we get some solid seethe.

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!RemindMe 2 years

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I will be messaging you on 01.12.2025, 16:19 UTC to remind you of this comment

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I thought the same thing.

LETS FRICKING GOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAA

WWWWWWWWW

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Eminem better be in the game or WE aren't buying ‼️🤷🏾‍♂️

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what does eminem have anything to do with this

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He got added to fortnight recently


:!marseybooba:

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It's been a decade since GTA V. I'm legit curious how Rockstar will handle GTA gameplay / humor going up against the values of the 2020s. Either people will be appalled "you can kill the proustite to get your money back?", or (more likely) we get a failure like the Saints Row Reboot on our hands.

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:marseydoomer:

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The world you once enjoyed is long gone. The sooner you accept it, the easier it will be.

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Gaymerbros, the SJWs won... :chuditsover:

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true

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The old world was less dramatic and there was less r-slurs to laugh at.

So yea silver linings

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then gaming industry will collapse and I will have the last laugh

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They removed :marseytrain: prostitute jokes from GTA 5 a couple of years ago. The writing for the new game is going to be lame and gay.

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I've seen more YouTube videos and tweets discussing dates of announcements for future dates so many times for GTA. People are going to https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlPtbGpcnqa0fja/giphy.webp https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlRJDMdblulGwz6/giphy.webp when it actually comes out in 2027

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>when it actually comes out in 2027

Add a few years for the pc version

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I don't know

If they were waiting for Sony to pay for exclusivity, well they know that's not happening now, so why hold it back?

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it'll be out next year, probably. no later than 2025. they aren't going to put out a trailer in 2023 for a game that releases in 2027. :talk2hand:

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Probably holiday 2024.

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I'm not too excited about this one. The last one was monetized to heck and back.

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Gta5 was a game I wanted to like more than I actually did, but on the other hand rdr2 was the real deal. I kinda wish they had set the new GTA in like the 60s or 70s or something so they had to be more creative with the story and gameplay - so they couldn't fall back on lazy attempts at satire primarily

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:marseydance: :marseypop2: :marseyexciteddance: :marseyfsjal: :capyexcited: :carpexcited: :yay: :clap: :woo: :soywarhammer:

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there's gonna be a black trans disabled woman of color as the main character and all the bad guys are gonna be white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical:

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Usually the black trans is a prostitute with a terrible attitude. :marseyitsover:

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We already know the main characters are a redneck and a latinx

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:#marseyhappening: or :#marseysalvindicated:

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I don't care about the game, I just hope that the comments are as lit as the ones from the gta5 trailer

that one tumblr blog that made images from the quotes picked some choice cuts

"I ALL MOST HAD A HEART ATTACK THAT'S THE WILD FACTOR BABY"

"SO MANY BUZZARDS I DON'T LIKE THAT"

"YEAH FRICK THE UBISOFT AND HIS WATCH DOG"

"THIS GAME HAVE NO END"

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