Dune 1 is a great game and French women saying sweet things to you... Yeah, it really is that good. 
Cryo's Dune game. It's a bizarre mix of strategy and adventure genres. It's actually pretty good. I tried making something similar and got all the technical stuff worked out but then I realized I don't have the creativity to make it interesting. Probably because I'm not French.
The company that owned the rights to Dune decided these weird French people would never complete anything. So they went to Westwood and hired them to make what became Dune 2, the true beginning of the RTS genre. But the Frenchoids actually finished the game and released it at around the same time.
Anyway you can see just putting one sentence in French on the screen is much more alluring than anything Zendaya has ever done in her short life.
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That's not Zendaya
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I think I was pretty explicit about that. The most basic b-word in France can just whisper in your ear "mon couer" and completely destroy you. Zendaya is some b-word with zero charisma who was on commercials for acne cream.
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Excuse me but Zendaya is honorary French on account of being the last living female Neanderthal.
Speaking of starshit the last male Neanderthal is whoever played the guy from the recent Star Wars games
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