Vegas fans will chastise Emil and proceed to write mods like this

If I wrote that mod enslaving America leads to the game ending after the mod as she goes full yandere on you and keeps you locked in the lucky 38 with broken legs as her slave “master”. And every ending mocks you by having someone else save the day and accomplish everything.

“The Legion also lost the battle of Hoover Dam. Boone, after slaughtering the White Gloves for trying to eat him, led the assault on Caesar's tent, killing him and all his officers. He went and had all the adventures you could have been having, but aren't because you're a degenerate pervert who thought asian girls are just little china dolls for you to play with. A woman's heart is a dangerous thing to toy with, as you learned too late. And so ends the courier's journey”

“The Legion's victory over the NCR at Hoover Dam was shortlived, as Veronica led a charge of Brotherhood knights to slaughter the wounded and wearied legionaries. Having seized control of the dam they then blackmailed the NCR into turning over all technology in the Mojave they didn't approve of them having, such as the brotherhood armor, laser guns, and any hot plate with an open flame. The NCR, Brotherhood, and Mr. House entered a long and tedious cold war as Veronica ascended to the rank of elder and began her “nukes for knowledge” disarmament program . She later led successful brotherhood campaigns to seize The Big Mt and The Sierra Madre., and the technology found their benefited the entire wasteland. Turns out relying on you was holding her back the whole time. Because you suck.”

“Lily suffered a particularly brutal psychotic break when encountering a legionnaire assassin team and became convinced Caesar was really the master in disguise. Rallying the mutants of Jacobstown, Utobathia, Antler, and the NCR she led her army to utterly annihilate the Legion's forces and put an end to the “false master”. Under her careful, loving guidance, and with assistance from Marcus, she reformed Caesar's lands into a peaceful prosperous kingdom where all ghoul, mutant, and human lived together in peace, security , and freedom. She also rescued you from the Lucky 38 and makes sure America “plays nice with her big brother”. You live out your days in comfort and security as “the crippled prince of the flower kingdom..” Your main responsibility is giving America your opinion on whether a dress is too slutty for a “princess“ as she becomes a beloved courtier in Lily's eccentric throne room. This is a happier ending than you deserve but as any gambler can tell you life is unfair and sometimes bastards win.”

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