so true king

!coomers truly a character that is built for BBC and BWC at the same time

im jokering my peepee rn

>Soycide Squad 2016 film is a critical failure, and fails to have any kind of cultural legacy other than turning Harley Quinn into the westoid trailer park white trash version of an anime waifu

>Le Soapslide Squad 2021 soft reboot is a commercial failure and gets relegated to streaming heck no one except rich funkoids care about

>Sus-sigh Squad video game adaptation had been in development heck for 14 FRICKING YEARS (2010-2024, THE SAME AS DUKE NUKEM FOREVER BETWEEN 1996-2011!)

>Game kept getting rebooted and reworked over and over to accomodate the post-2017 Fortnite/Destiny live service looter shooter bloat, majority of Arkham-era Rocksteady devs just simply quit the company

>Game is a fricking disaster to the surprise of no one, has current Steam player count of less than 130 players, who are likely youtubers and post-ironic zoomers making videos to show why the game fricking sucks, much like how a large portion of people who watched Velma were watching it "ironically" and "for the memes", because their e-daddies and social media culture war clickbait reviewed it

>Waffle SS game has entered vidya history as one of the most pathetic and soulless game projects ever developed and released, a peak example of the utter soulless fortnite-destiny-borderlands-adult swim-looter shooter-battle pass-globohomo-fastfood corposlop shit of the 2020s that has been destroying the Western AAA industry

>Game gets conveniently released at the same time of the mass layoffs in the gaming/tech industry, the entire western comic book industry getting outsold by a single funny Japanese pirate manga, and David Zaslav doing to Warner Bros. Discovery what Jim Jones did to Jonestown

>Outsourced UwU tranime adaptation gets announced because japshit outsells westoid comics and westoids now want to copy weebshit, but unlike the Soyberpunk anime, who was able to turn the Cyberslop 2077 game around, this time, the SS game is unsalvagable and no updates will fix its root design, unlike Cyber 2069, who was able to receive the No Ma'ams Sky treatment of constant updates to fix it post-release

>Waifuslop-fied Harley Quinn and 2008 DeviantArt Joker are its only memorable aspects, and Harley is predictably the only character that is prominently featured in marketing and promotional material

!kino !g*mers !comicshitters why the frick does DC/WBD still insists in using the Suicide Squad IP when it is just not a successful and profitable franchise, and SS titles are failures after failures?, why do they still keep insisting when so many sequels to great games and films constantly get cancelled simply because the games and films were not profitable despite receiving a positive reception?, they cancel Coyote vs. ACME but greenlight shit like this, just fricking why? , I know that ZaslavGOD hates money and success, but still, is Harley Quinn merchandise purchased by e-thots and crack whores such a big source of revenue, that they keep insisting in making works of the anti-hero team that Harley is in, while Harley (zxe/zxir) zxirself has been de-slutified into becoming yet another stunning and brave lesbian girlboss?, also Peacemaker is also quite successful in his own with John Cena, but as a stand-alone character and IP, not as a part of the -ACK! Squad

>IT'S A VR GAME FRICK YOU WB

!g*mers

Real comichads dress as bats and ambush people in alleyways. Video james are for normie posers.

"Not actual gameplay" trailer and Meta VR's history of massive Ls support this.

>Hoping Harley Queen makes it in her slutty Arkham Knight outfit instead of the prudish SSquad one

!coomers

I thought they already killed off Batman?

!comicshitters this is a plight of being into westoid superslop comics - your characters have died like 60 years ago numerous times, they just either keep getting resurrected or shoved into multiverse shit for the endless nerdbux

I think it was some alternate reality and Wonder Woman was the only actual Avenger that died

Literally no reality in which a man who (3 times) fended off like 5-10 villains over the course of a night, battled an entire militia plus tanks, and defeated multiple immortals would lose to Harley Quinn.