Ubisoft Assassin's Creed: We Wuz Samurai and Sheeeet :marseyblack: :marseysamurai:

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It looks like the rumors are true, the next Assassin's Creed will take place in Feudal Japan and the two main characters will be a foid and a black man.

The official announcement is tommorow, there is good reason to believe that the discourse will have tons of drama.

You'll have weebs vs SJW's vs well acshuallys who point out there was one random black servant to a Japanese dude at the time so it's totally okay Vs angry hapas vs black kangs vs gaymers.

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:#marseywrongthonk:

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ubisoft's probably afraid of such articles so they added a BIPOC just in case

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Please tell me that's the Onion.

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According to multiple sources, one of the early real-life Shoguns, Sakanoue no Tamuramaro (758–811), was Black, though denied by others.

:#marseysurejan:

One of the most prominent characters in Japanese history was a Negro warrior called Sakanouye Tamura Maro.”

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some Black people even owned Japanese servants and enslaved people.

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Chinks can get pretty dark, this is just people twisting the truth to make every darkie black.

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God why do these fricks even bother :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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:marseyawar#e:

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BIPOCs are so ugly, though.

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!g*mers

:#marseygameritsover:

Ubisoft has fallen, millions of locations must be synchronized.

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>Ubisoft has fallen, radio towers litter the landscape for thousands of kilometers :marseycry:

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Lol https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715764191312307.webp

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Copyright prevails

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You simple butt neighbor


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Sometimes I envy the normies

:#marseysmoothbrain: :#marseywhirlyhat:

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You believe greedy publishers and bad business practices ruined modern gaming? And the state of the gaming industry is terrible, you say? Darn that's rough, bro. Anyway when does it come out? I love the ninja/samurai theme so much bro, it's so cool. I can't wait to see more of it!

:#marseygigachadtalking: :#npctantrum:

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Who the frick is even playing these games anymore?

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Bethesda Dad G*mers.

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Though this looks extra r-slurred. I'll wait a year until it's on gamepass.

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>Bethesda Dad

I can picture the millennial soyface he gives his obese Disney Wife (while she's breastfeeding Khaleesi, natch) as the trailer drops.

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There are some hardcore AC fans out there

If Valhalla couldn't get rid of them :marseyjerkofffrown:

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Whats even happening in the series now? I played Syndicate cause my best friend got it for me, but i bowed out once I found out Juno was offed by Desmond's kid in a comic book.

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:#marseytabletired:

we'll never get a sub-saharan butt creed game...

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close enough

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:#marseyblack:: WE WUZ

:#marseychingchong:: DEY RUZ

:@elise_culpepper#genocide:

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I haven't played any of these games for more than half an hour but wouldn't it be fairly easy to do that? Like, pick a random we wuz kangz story/geographic area and then write the rest of it like normal? It probably wouldn't be a huge commercial hit but I'm sure most of the fans would still buy it and you also have the option of paying off journ*lists to write articles that shame g*mers into buying it.

This kinda seems like an obvious move and I'm a little surprised it hasn't already happened. Guaranteed positive press.


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You need to have an interesting sub Saharan civilization as a setting :marseysmug2:

They already did Liberation which has you play as a black woman in the 1700s colonial American south so that works

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Yeah but like, just pick a random we wuz kangz narrative popular with the bipocs. The plausibility reeeeeeaally doesn't matter in this case; any criticism from actual players and fans of the series would just get labelled as racism.


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A LOT OF THEM ARE INTERESTING THOUGH! ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTHERN AMD EASTERN regions...

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You can't really parkour on mudhuts

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NOT EVERY TRIBE LIVED IN SMALL MUDHUTS YOU STUPID LINUX USING :marseytrain2: BIPOC, THERE'S ALSO THESE THINGS CALLLED TREES YOU SHUT IN BUFFALO WILD WING SUCKING BIPOC chauffeur...

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>look up ruins of the greatest subsaharan empires

>literal small mudhut formations

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you do understand those are incredibly pathetic for you whole (sub?)continents greatest empires right?

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Imagine Assassins Creed set in 16th century Africa, but instead of assassinating people you play as some bipoc who stealthily buck breaks the leaders of enemy tribes and sells them to European slavers.

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RIGHT?! I'VE BEEN WANTING A BUTT CREED SOUTH AFRICA SINCE THE 3RD game...

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ASSASSIN'S CREED: ON PIRU

:!#chadblack: :!#rifle:

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Someone post the pictures as it got copyrighted

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would nobunaga have kept a black slave as a pet for six months if he'd known it would lead to this

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If this was the black guy i would be ok with it.

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well actually they were all gay BIPOCs, and they would have voted biden!

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Ghost of Tsushigger

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She's built for BBC

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I liked the Pirate :marseysomali: one, the Ancient :marseysphinx: Egypt :marseyilluminati: one and the one where :marseydrama: you were bald and had a barcode tattoo and autism.

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According to Google, wet means "covered or saturated with water or another liquid." Since water molecules touch each other naturally as they move, and because there are always (99.999999%) more than a few molecules, they naturally shift and cover each other as they move.

In other words, water is wet. Checkmate mf

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