Ubisoft Assassin's Creed: We Wuz Samurai and Sheeeet :marseyblack: :marseysamurai:

https://x.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/1790451025276440598

It looks like the rumors are true, the next Assassin's Creed will take place in Feudal Japan and the two main characters will be a foid and a black man.

The official announcement is tommorow, there is good reason to believe that the discourse will have tons of drama.

You'll have weebs vs SJW's vs well acshuallys who point out there was one random black servant to a Japanese dude at the time so it's totally okay Vs angry hapas vs black kangs vs gaymers.

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we'll never get a sub-saharan butt creed game...

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ASSASSIN'S CREED: ON PIRU

:!#chadblack: :!#rifle:

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close enough

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:#marseyblack:: WE WUZ

:#marseychingchong:: DEY RUZ

:@elise_culpepper#genocide:

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I haven't played any of these games for more than half an hour but wouldn't it be fairly easy to do that? Like, pick a random we wuz kangz story/geographic area and then write the rest of it like normal? It probably wouldn't be a huge commercial hit but I'm sure most of the fans would still buy it and you also have the option of paying off journ*lists to write articles that shame g*mers into buying it.

This kinda seems like an obvious move and I'm a little surprised it hasn't already happened. Guaranteed positive press.


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You need to have an interesting sub Saharan civilization as a setting :marseysmug2:

They already did Liberation which has you play as a black woman in the 1700s colonial American south so that works

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Yeah but like, just pick a random we wuz kangz narrative popular with the bipocs. The plausibility reeeeeeaally doesn't matter in this case; any criticism from actual players and fans of the series would just get labelled as racism.


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A LOT OF THEM ARE INTERESTING THOUGH! ESPECIALLY IN THE SOUTHERN AMD EASTERN regions...

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You can't really parkour on mudhuts

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NOT EVERY TRIBE LIVED IN SMALL MUDHUTS YOU STUPID LINUX USING :marseytrain2: BIPOC, THERE'S ALSO THESE THINGS CALLLED TREES YOU SHUT IN BUFFALO WILD WING SUCKING BIPOC chauffeur...

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>look up ruins of the greatest subsaharan empires

>literal small mudhut formations

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you do understand those are incredibly pathetic for you whole (sub?)continents greatest empires right?

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Imagine Assassins Creed set in 16th century Africa, but instead of assassinating people you play as some bipoc who stealthily buck breaks the leaders of enemy tribes and sells them to European slavers.

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RIGHT?! I'VE BEEN WANTING A BUTT CREED SOUTH AFRICA SINCE THE 3RD game...

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