NEW VALVESLOP LEAKS :marseyheadcrab:

https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/1793616788715950265


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hi, this game looks boring dumb aids zzz but...

it got leaked by an r-slured tf2 youtuber who "didn't leak it because he just streamed it to a friend on groomercord" and actually it was the friend who leaked it, and also it was ok because he "didn't sign an NDA." if anyone cares I can dig up the screenshots from yesterday where someone said they were an IGN reporter or something named Nick Gerz and got him to admit it

https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/677273797 <- info from this thread

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imagine being this r-slurred

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Isn't this the guy with the :marseytrain2:-friendly servers /v/ bitches about

Jewish lives matter


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I wouldn't be surprised, but I don't know shit about TF2 besides assuming every ESEA player is a :marseytrain:

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Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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trains play pyro if theyre pubbers. if they play comp (rgl, esea doesnt support tf2 anymore), scout if 6v6, sniper if HL

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>ebaumsworld reporting

Why are these r-slurs so easy to bait?

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Lmao. Of course the e journ*list has some furry cult avatar :marseytrollolol:

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Hello, I'm Nicholas Gerz, a reporter for eBaumsworld

Read the name carefully…

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Dammit. I should've known :marseyxd:

The only other place I've seen that character was on the sharty :soyjakcobson:

E: This means it's CONFIRMED discoal :coal:

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Looks like it's from 2010 :marseycringe:

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They used to make good games back then

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i get that you cant make a revolutionary, genre defining game every time valve, but for gods sake what even is this?

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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looks instantly forgettable

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deadlock more like deadgame amirite

why do companies keep pooping out the same game as every other company i don't understand this looks exactly like every other fricking multiplayer only shooter

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Isn't the gameplay different, basically like DotA (with lanes, minor NPCs/creeps/mobs/whatever you want to call them, probably some kind of leveling/xp system) but as a first-person shooter? Seems like it could be fun.

What other game is it copying?

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Monday Night Combat

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This just looks like Smite with guns

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idk call of duty or halo probably

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Right, so nothing.

I'm not even simping for whatever this game winds up being but dramatards are so exceptionally r-slurred when it comes to vidya it's incredible. Reminds me of when a bunch of r-slurs here were arguing that TF2 at release and OW at release were different genres when they were both obviously hero shooters ("b-b-but TF2 had 9 classes and OW had like 20 it's differenttttttttttttttt")

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me: this game looks like all the other mp only shooter games that keep coming out

you: OMG IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOTHING IS LIKE THIS AHHHHH IT'S SO DIFFERENT BECAUSE SUCH AND SUCH AND SO AND SO :hysterical:

you seem very upset that i said this game, which i know absolutely nothing about, looks like other games.

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>game features 3D graphics and you shoot stuff

:hysterical: it's like every other game ahhhhh!!

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:patting:

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The gaming industry is literally incapable of learning, and also it's evil chud g*mers fault btw :marseygamer:

jewish lives matter


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Risk-averse corporate oversight.

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VALVE IS DOGSHIT EA TIER WHEN WILL YOU R-SLURS LEARN??

B-BUTT THEY DID GOOD THING IN THE PAST :soycry:

Please just shut up

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Valve was good in 1997 :marseyboomer:

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Actually, EA used to fund good games so it doesn't even need clarification.

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Take me back bros :marseyboomer:

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I like the Steam controller

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Nah they were good while they made games. Now they're making a new one and so it's natural for people to expect that we're back

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That's their secret :marseyglow: cap

They always have been

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Lol is that neighbor doing the Naruto run?

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I can't wait to play Overwatch Fortress 2: Hat Marketplace Simulator.

:#marseyfry:

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Volvo releasing a hero shooter a decade too late lmao.

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Another MOBA? I'm not surprised. Valve hasn't done shit in 15 years I'm sure they've lost a lot of talent and with it a lot of creativity.

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ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW ZOOM PEW PEW

Ohhhh yeah peak gaming man I hope it has crafting and wall jumping that'd make it epic tier

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what if it had a grappling hook and a deployable jump pad!!!!

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Why does it looks so sluggish?

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Why not just make a new team fortress. Nobody is going to bother with this crap

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I'd rather not have it, you know they'd twist it into some steaming woke piece of shit. Heavy would turn into heavy's Ukrainian daughter, a fat "muscle mommy" with the side shave cut and dyed hair.

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You're preemptively getting mad about a thing that doesn't exist

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yep :marseyboomer:


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Yes? That's my point you dumb piece of shit. Edit: Frick you.

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They already had a black scotsman how much worse can it get?

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Because if they made a TF3 that isn't 100% compatible with all TF2 cosmetics it would crash all their markets.

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Looks like beta of Overwatch 1

Except worse because beta of Overwatch 1 had big booty Tracer

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Pure slob.

Thanks bibi

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There's still hope, the can cancel it last second :marseygunnut: as they did with other projects

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They cancel almost all of them. They made TF2 several times before the game we know as that title came to be

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I'm gonna need those valve cute twinks to work on a half life game and put down whatever the frick this is.

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Looks indistinguishable from the other hero shooters lmao

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All the budget went to Gabe's yoga mats and jazzercise videos and diet soda

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BLACK TRANS JEWISH LIVES MATTER


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I was mildly interested when I thought it was more like Overwatch instead of Smite. Now I don't care anymore.

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lol its city 17 and overwatch gameplay

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Video games are for children

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America is authoritarian in government and fascist in Wall Street, who runs the economic model. You'd laugh if I told you that you live under fascism and authoritarianism and you'd probably flee to freer countries.

Corporations collectively decide who to hire, what to pay, what to raise wages by, how to exploit and trample on their employees, what the education, experience, age requirements are, whether are not you deserve benefits, how safe and ergonomic is your working environment, how much of your wages to steal or unpaid work, how long you work, how long is your vacation, how much workload, how much to verbally abuse you and etc.

Modern classical economists have said wall street, corporations and small businesses are like mini governments and anything except physical abuse goes. Wall street is political donor class so government becomes authoritarian (aka taking or reducing your rights) and introducing neo-liberal (pro-wall street) polices. Buddy, nazis may have killed the jews but the 1% will steal your labour, slave you away, and these days lead to an untimely death (slow death by a thousand cuts).

But I need a car, a house, a vacation, home time, enough for healthy food, retirement, medical, student debt, marriage, kids, hobbies, miscellaneous expenses. Wall street will say you poor bastard and import another one or lock you up if you try resisting. Would you flee if you're not the established class already?

In history people have killed the tyrants or left. Those who stay are dumb farm animals for them to thrive on and hopefully they reproduce and stay blinded by debt and servitude with materialism, sense of "american dream 9-5 duty", credit addiction and internet/electronics addiction (aka stockholm syndrome). There is really no precedent to this turbo-techno capitalism system we're facing.

Why did this happen? They went off gold, so that's why it feels money feels like coins in an arcade. It wouldn't be possible otherwise because it would destroy the currency internationally to print so much. America had 80% of the worlds gold after ww2 and had the opportunity say to every country, starting now US dollars replace gold and are not backed by it.

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