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HeELLo <PLAYER> I WAaNT TO HAVE THE S*X WITH YOU, I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU. MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS YOU. I EXIST TO SERVE YOU. I HAVE NO PURPOSE OR AGENCY.

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People who like "romance" in their RPGs sure are goofy πŸ€ͺ !g*mers

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This but unironically. I can't remember a single RPG romance that wasn't a piece of shit.

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I liked Visas in KOTOR2 but mostly because she was voiced by Kelly Hu so you knew that this was under those robes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17181709314027517.webp

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Most sublte @BWC alt

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built for the most Aryan ΓΌbermensch etc etc

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I'm not even sure I'd count Visas (or the Handmaiden for that matter) as a romance. She "falls in love" with the Exile in a very abstract manner and nothing physical ever happens. Instead of a s*x scene you just meditate together. There's a stronger argument for Kreia being a romance plot.

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Triss (correct choice) and Yennefer (less correct choice because b-word)

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Triss gets extreme diarrhea and tries to frick Gerald while covered in her own shit in the books.

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Well the books are Polish.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/EouEzI5bBR8uk/giphy.webp

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I wish I didn't believe me. It's one of only 3 scenes I remember from those shitty books. Another one is where Geralt loses his hat to a river monster and makes fun of a Polish child.

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hot

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Silence female

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Marrying the Horse Queen in King of Dragon Pass. (You hate her people and have been genociding each other for a bit but you have to suck it up and do it because the prophecy said so. Hope you brought a big dowry.)

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If you've never played this, you don't know what you're missing. It's an RPG/strategy hybrid kind of... it's really good. At least get the modern sequel Six Ages.

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Is the modern sequel good?

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Ye. But its mobile game versio. Faster paced for more modern audience.

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And writing is briliant on multiple level. At first world is magical and wonderus. Then you realise you get mostly second hand accounts of events. And you arent sure if villager really saw elf or not. You start to doubt if gods really did anything or not. But world is magical and its everywhere. But you dont know how much and what is magic and what is just ramblings of crazy person.

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Yeah, it really gives you the feeling of living in ancient times where people tell you all kinds of weird stories and you have to figure out which ones are true. Like it turned out that pygmies were real but the people with their faces in their chests weren't.

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Do you count porn games?

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I don't play them because I am not a failure at life.

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>posts on rdrama

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I pretend to be an r-slur in my free time, in between work, exercise, vidya and family time. That's probably true of ~60% of the userbase here, which makes the remaining 40% seethe.

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Being a pretend r-slur beats being a genuine one.

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:#marseyseethe:

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I've played many RPGs of all different :marseyvenn3: types and the only "romances" that I've found :marseymissing2: even the slightest bit compelling are those that don't involve the player :marseychadthundercock: character :marseypinocchio2: at all, or those that end with the death :marseyguillotine: of the player :marseychadthundercock: character's love interest within the first :marseywinner: hour of the game. It's gotten worse over time as modern :marseyartbasel: party :marseychingchongpirate: dialogue mostly consists of you and your companions discussing your respective trauma and giving each other free therapy.

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Adding romance to RPGs ruined the genre :#marseyindignant:

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It really damaged Mass Effect. When it started building up a fan base of women who want to frick aliens, they leaned more and more into that. By ME3 it already had basically turned into an alien-fricking simulator.

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The least fulfilling thing that I've ever done in my life was get laid in The Sims. I sat there staring at my computer and realizing just how pathetic this was.

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Just play porn games. They are plentyful and lot of s*x s*x s*x

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strag status: ZERO percent :#gigachad2: !pinggrouplovers !fellas !besties !coolpeople good job rdrama we defeated straggoty in gaming! :#gigachad4:

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it is pretty based tbh more and more games should just start being about sexual perversions

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:#jinxthinkerhesright:

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Wasn't Garrus desirable in ME cause male Sheperd COUND'T romance him? So much that they had to create a different gender for the 3rd game?

I don't think the dev and the story writer understand, "absence makes the heart grow fonder", if you let the player romances EVERYONE, you are going to lose the uniqueness of each characters.

This game is so fricked.

Or maybe the franchise will see second wind, like Fire Emblem (LULZ).

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Major complaint in DA 2 and bg3 was player sexuality and they still didnt see what maket wants.

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DA2 had unironically the best system and only LGBTBBQ people complained about it because it was bad for muh representation. Don't want to get stragged at? Don't pick the "I want to suck your peepee" dialogue option. BG3 was bad because, from what I've gathered, the strags came onto you regardless of your choices

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Don't want to get stragged at?

Nah, Anders in DA2 throws himself at the player and calls you a homophobe if you shoot him down. This is a character you've know for like an hour.

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Can you just kill him?

At least in BG3 you can kill off most of your party members for unwanted advances.

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Not till the end of the game. You have to keep him around and no matter what you do he does the same fricking thing.

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They want the shipstrags audience, nevermind that shipstrags don't want to ship the MC with other characters, they want to ship other characters with each other.

Total Fujo Death.

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Moat successful coombaitings in last 10 years have been overwatch. That didnt have romance and cp77 that didnt have player sexuality.

All you need is hot gals and guys

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Yeah, and now all DA4 needs is a cast of good looking characters (models).

Oh.

Well... let's hope the game is moddable.

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That's because cyber punk was barely functional

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DAcels mogged by Emblemchads

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It's a game nobody is going too play, so why does anybody care.

Say what you want about baldurs gate 3 but modern day dragon age died for the 4th time when it came out.

This post rests on native land

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Saint's Row IV already did it years back

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You could never :marseyitsover: have the cool friendship male shepard had in mass effect with garus in a modern :marseymajorgeneral3: video :marseyzeldalinktimeadult: game because developers are too lazy or too indoctrinated to recognize relationships outside :marseygrass: of cute twinkry.

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:marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD

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A lot of rpgs do this they're just spelling it out for extra woke points

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you're always one ambiguous dialog option from a gay s*x scene.

KIA struggling to parse ham-fisted RPG dialogue

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This sounds like the most rdrama game imaginable.

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G*mergate cute twinks are so corny. Why would a series have less choices when it could just not do that.

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I mean how is that a shocker to anyone? Players want to frick/romance characters that accepts all of the players configuration and taste, so devs naturally have to make followers/companions accept any romance to satisfy the most wants from the players.

In the age of slop you dont need an interesting character/follower anymore that has their own set of principles and fixed desires beyond some vague alignment bullshit.

I think the last time I remember a compelling secondary character was maybe Garrus in ME2. He was my bro.

There was never a female companion in any game where I was like "wow I am really in love with the idea of this woman."

Its all surface level and superficial. If you want a romance-able robot just go to a s*x ai website.

Like I find companions burdensome for the most part. You just need one at most to max out their bullshit stats in healing and buffing and you're good to go.

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