I play eternal which is basically a clone of hearthstone which is basically a clone of magic the gathering. It's fun but just like in any other card game there's people that take EVERY second humanly possible on each turn. Even in masters I never take more than 10 seconds on each turn. Even the most complicated decks might take 15 seconds of thinking. I genuinely cannot understand what it's like to have a 90 IQ. Imagine taking 120 seconds on something where you have basically 2 or 3 optimal moves in any given scenario. I usually have my entire turn planned out by the time they finish theirs and speedrun pressing the end turn button.
It's crazy how slow people can be.
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They're busy making the fighting and explosion noises with their mouths
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I have to narrate my thoughts in case they make an anime out of me playing the game.
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no excuse for doing this in Eternal, but in Faeria there can genuinely be turns with a million different things to consider and basically no reliable way of finding optimal lines (speaking as a 140 IQ ADHD-haver anyway)
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I almost picked the other game instead of eternal when I started playing eternal but for some reason I hate hex grids.
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I'm amazed the servers are still on but it's probably my favorite digital CCG of all time (technically a Living Card Game instead since they transitioned to a one-time-purchase model 6 years ago). I think the hex grid adds nuance with such a small board and the movement and taunt mechanics work well with it (not to mention the game's core mechanic of placing lands).
I wouldn't be recommending it if not for the current steam sale which makes it a killer purchase; it's overpriced at any other time of year with all the expansions being paid DLCs, but I've definitely gotten my money's worth from it over the years.
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Because I'm r-slurred and I rope calculating the same sequence 5 times since I think I've fricked up somewhere
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Specifically to annoy you
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You're not a femboy, you're a sissy slut with a god complex, go back to your dildos and your fantasies you fat frick, and leave me alone.
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