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Bongland man arrested :marseywrongthonk: for carrying small :marseytiny3: master :marseyzeldaskyward: sword :marseyzeldalinkpast2: toy :marseyzeldalinkbotw: :!marseybongcop:

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/uk-man-imprisoned-for-4-months-after-walking-up-to-cops-wielding-6-inch-master-sword/

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Another day, another reminder of how pathetic bongland is.

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they canr even be trusted with sharp objects. :marseyrofl: British subjects are basically children, butt at least children get to progress.

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nor can they be trusted with toys that resemble sharp objects apparently

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In America the cops shoot people who approach them with a drawn 6-inch knife, toy or not..... :#marseysaluteusa:

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in america cops shoot people for having a cellphone in their hand casually standing on the sidewalk.

I've seen them pull guns on people for having walking sticks. If Bongland is cucked America is turbo cucked.

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Pizza nobody cares about your childhood trauma. :marseyxd:

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Cops are heros and you will respect them

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"At leascht we don't 'av Schewl shootins!"

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:#marseyprotestyes:

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The US has a homicide rate almost 6 times that of the UK lol

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If you remove the blacks and Mexicans we actually have a lower homicide rate than most of Western Europe


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Now remove the Arabs and Africans from western europoor stats

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Not much lower honestly


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And by that you mean falls to almost zero ofc.

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I don't actually

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That's actually surprising, I guess there not alot of murders. Gangs in the uk like to play around with knives instead.

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Sure but I mean, what do you think the numbers would look like if you removed all pakis from britbongland

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And it's made you all soft lol

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Its funny as heck when Bong gangsters think they can compete with Burger gangsters.

Nah bruv, you'd be swiss cheese in hours just for that accent, let alone the Adidas tracksuit.

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its actually like 10 times higher, butt go off

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Britbongs are cute twinks who are too queer :marseylgbtflag2: to kill a neighbor :marseyfuckyou2: for disrespecting their drug empire :marseyshah:

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Clearly because we don't arrest heinous criminals like the one in the OP.

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>Fattest, ugliest women in Europe

>Smug, lame accent

>Unfunny "humor"

>R-slurred, useless royal family

>Police are simultaneously tyrannical and unhelpful

>Need a "loicense" to own a tv

>Can't own sharp objects

>Dogshit "free healthcare"

>Disgusting, bland food

Jesus Christ I'm so glad we declared independence from you pathetic inbred r-slurs. I hope :marseytunaktunak: conquer and destroy your stupid fricking island

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when i showed the cops my 6-incher they were very upset :marseycry: with me too

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Can't believe they gave you the death penalty for having a small peepee. That's fricked up

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Absolute bongoloid walking towards a bobby with a six-inch knife in your hand :marseyxd: deserved imho

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''six inch knife''

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No blade or anything, it's just pointy

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with a cutting or serrated edge and "images or words that suggest it is to be used for the purpose of violence."

WTF does this even mean? A saw that has mean words written on it?

Some critics say even so-called ninja swords aren't included

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Starmer also promised to go further on zombie knives, to extend the ban to more weapons and toughen existing rules on serration and length.

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WTF does this even mean? A saw that has mean words written on it?

Mall ninja shit

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I guess the cops must arrest anyone that goes near them with a pen

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Admittedly six inches is a bit small :marseythissmall:for a kitchen knife but pretty average for a pocket knife.

Not to mention him being a weeb incel doesn't mean he's harmless: every week you hear about some weeb in bongland getting arrested for waving a katana around :marseyweeb:

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Godspeed, fellow coppers!

Brits are not allowed to have metal cutlery.

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The West Midlands, of which Nuneaton is part, has the highest knife crime rate in England and Wales, which might explain why police weren't willing to make an exception for Bray's Master Sword. Even so, the police statement seems to admonish Bray for making his possession of the item so obvious rather than having the blade at all.

"We take a zero tolerance to bladed articles in public, and Bray has fallen afoul of this," said Sergeant Spellman of the police's Patrol Investigations Unit, "It is possible to find fidget toys that aren't six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you. With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely."

He deserves it for being so rslurred

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With a bit more self awareness the bongs could publicly execute all of their police and politicians. I hope Russia nukes them.

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Total Nintoddler death

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Sic semper g*meris

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Being a bong cop has to be the most pathetic :marseycryingclown: job in the world.

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THE UK HAS GONE TOO FAR

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