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Bongland man arrested :marseywrongthonk: for carrying small :marseytiny3: master :marseyzeldaskyward: sword :marseyzeldalinkpast2: toy :marseyzeldalinkbotw: :!marseybongcop:

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/uk-man-imprisoned-for-4-months-after-walking-up-to-cops-wielding-6-inch-master-sword/

!g*mers are the most oppressed minority https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy/giphy.webp


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The West Midlands, of which Nuneaton is part, has the highest knife crime rate in England and Wales, which might explain why police weren't willing to make an exception for Bray's Master Sword. Even so, the police statement seems to admonish Bray for making his possession of the item so obvious rather than having the blade at all.

"We take a zero tolerance to bladed articles in public, and Bray has fallen afoul of this," said Sergeant Spellman of the police's Patrol Investigations Unit, "It is possible to find fidget toys that aren't six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you. With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely."

He deserves it for being so rslurred

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With a bit more self awareness the bongs could publicly execute all of their police and politicians. I hope Russia nukes them.

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