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!g*mers will be getting 10 assassin :marseyninja: creed games :marseylegioncommander: in 5 years

https://www.thegamer.com/ubisoft-is-reportedly-planning-to-release-10-assassins-creed-games-in-five-years/

lmao good thing they haven't pissed :marseymad: off their fan base recently

:#marseyflushzoom:

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From @Fresh_Start

Can you comment :marseysoypointdubz: this on your 10 assassins creed games :marseygamer: post for me?

I know how to save the Assassin's creed franchise.

Have it set during the holocaust.

Have a Jewish :marseymerchantsoy: foid protagonist trying to save her people and all the diversity folks from the internment camps.

Have them do the scene :marseyarthoe7: where :marseydrama: the Jew foid helps the allies to stop a nazi internment camp then hopelessly watches as they throw :marseypuke: the gays back in the camps.

Have one fat holocaust :marseymerchantelf: survivor :marseyinjured: because it would :marseymid: be funny :marseyemojilaugh2: and you can write :marseyretardnotes: articles about it like," We chose to make this side character :marseyinboots: fat because not everybody's body reacts to calories the same way and some people just have a slow metabolism but you can be suffering :marseypain: at any size and beautiful :marseyavril1: at any size."

All the diversity checkmarks are hit and can be justified to the normies. The racists get to watch :marseysalitssomewhere: jews be exterminated. You get an entertaining controversy about the fat holocaust :marseygas: survivor :marseyinjured: which is funny :marseyemojilaugh: and fun for the drama :marseypopcorntime: crowd. Everybody :marseyhomestar: wins.

:#naziseethetalking:

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Funniest part is he's Pakistani :marseylaughpoundfist:

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