>never leave bedroom
>skinny legs, complexion of vampire
>butt of jokes in movies, tv shows for two decades
>never breed
>spend 40% of income on games
>oh well
>at least vidya makers know what you like and keep making cool shit you enjoy, right?
>wtf every game suddenly has microtransactions
>wtf new diablo is candy crush reskin
>now spending 70% of income on games
>wtf pixelated waifus now as ugly as real life foids who despise you
>wtf now the ugly 2d waifus are butch lesbians and are calling you toxic
>wtf games suddenly jam-packed with transshit
>everything you were using games to escape from has followed you 
>see trailer for new game full of things you hate 
>buy game anyway, proving there is demand for things you hate 
>wait really? 
>yes, really 
>you are here
>In the next big AAA gayme, you play as Alexander the Great, an obese black lesbian ruling over a peaceful, matriarchal society. perhaps a horse-breeding sim? 
You guys talked about the Dragonshit game so much and then YouTube put that warcraft streamer with the filthy gooncave in my recommends. I don't normally watch streamers, but holy shit I cannot look away from this game. I'm only 20 minutes in, still in character creation (!) and I've been giggling like a kid watching his first R rated comedy.
After I tuck in the kids tonight, I'm gonna put another hour on a turn-based strategy game I bought for $30 six years ago. We are not the same. 
the FBI & ATF
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The worst part of rdrama is seeing how all the most inbred users have children
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And yet us sigma male hyper intelligent gigachads can't get a crumb of kitty? Society is rotten
!incels
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No thanks sweaty
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Cry more sweaty.
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Or maybe you were wrong? Naaaaah you're too inteligent
@Gruesy_Spoon stand with israel
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Thank you for noticing
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I'm gonna make them just as r-slurred as I am; maybe even worse!
e: Your comment made me think and I realized something: the only reason I started playing sports, stopped being fat, and started dating girls was because I didn't have any vidya to play. I didn;t have a console from age 13 to 18. If someone had bought me a Playstation or N64 when they came out, I would probably be an incel now.
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Already exists
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never saw that one
i was thinking of this classic from the golden age:
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Do you know who you're talking to? I'm gonna get drunk tonight and spend 6 hours redesigning my entire base because the railings don't line up symmetrically in its current state.
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king shit
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What game?
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Planet Crafter.
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Which one?
Also firing up Darksiders tonight after I put the kids to bed lmao
Seriously people need to stop giving a FRICK about new games and it will starve all the cancer out of oxygen.
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Tonight, prob Civ 6.
My Steam library looks hilarious. It would make an FPS player rope out of boredom. Age of Empires, Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis, Hearts of Iron, Skyrim, Tropico, a bunch of different Civ titles, etc
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lol
and yeah I redownloaded beyond earth to see if I remember it sucking as bad as it did
god I love me some tropico I wish they remade 2
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An old but goody
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I saw a clip where it appears that the new dragonshit game literally forces you to be trans via the convoluted dialog options.
It was look at a mirror you can only do once and your options are trans.... trans.... or uhh.... trans.
idk yet if it was genuinely some optional thing or not but darn that shit was hilarious to watch
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LOL 3 dialogue options to say I'm trans.
Yes it's optional but it's fricking fantasy universe, just drink a s*x change potion or something, r-slur.
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fake g*mer gurls spending so little on games
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lmao the last paragraph yeah you're a boomrr for playing a 2015 game that's basically just as shit as dragon age jfl
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Ackshually, burning enemy cities to the ground and conquering your neighbors is basically the same as playing the
dating simulator
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will respond to you and REH when I'm on PC again
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I havent played it yet but I've enjoyed Offworld Trading Company
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It's much more in the civ vein, with a lot more moving pieces than Civ. Highly recommend playing through the tutorials, as there's a lot of unobvious mechanics.
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Bro, he's going to shit on the game in front of 3M people and make a bunch of money from jewtube.
Bioware would be financially better off paying him to not play it.
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the greentext isn't about asmongold, it's about g*mers in general
that guy lives in filth, but he's not as pathetic as gaymers because he profits off of it
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let him enjoy things
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Wait dragon age is just another live combat action slop RPG now? What the frick?
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The Awesome Button™ was invented 13 years ago, grandpa. Get with the times.
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literally me rn
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Snapshots:
YouTube put that warcraft streamer with the filthy gooncave:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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