Looking back one week at the Mortisimal review of DA4, it had been a noxious battleground :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: for a week.


								

								

The more liberal and normie fans have Mortisimal's back against the evil chuds review r*pe bombing his channel with dislikes and vitriol, as well as peeps who will always stand up for their favorite celebrities or internet personas

The consensus in the comments is heavily divided, and last week when the review came out, it was controversial, but mostly positive in the majority - as the days passed however and more footage of ingame conversations or screenshots made the rounds round the internet,

the vitriol intensified and non-echochamber sections of the web, like 9gag, facebook and EVEN the /r/dragonage sub had the mind that the game was far beneath adequate and not the 9/10 - 10/10 faboulus exceptional game praised by soycuck journous (remember the only thing worse than a journ*list is a gaymer journ*list :marseynotes: :marseybluecheck:)

7 days ago, the absolute extreme difference between Mortisimal and another prominent and highly regarded independant Youtuber,, named SkillUp basically thrashed the game into oblivion, his was negative even more than i would have believed was warented or apropriate,

and his now infamous quote "HR being in the writing room/scene" has been been immortalized in many many forums/subs and 9strag threads. I sincerely believe that this phrase is unironically probbably on of the most influential quotes from a review to have affected a media product in a while

His negative review is received much more positively and apppreciatively, because he backs up his claims and reasoning for disliking things in the game like tone and dialogue, with turbo cringe scenes ingame footage.

Many chuds champion this review as it fufills their anti-woke agenda, however many many more apolitical normies have also been attracted, and Dragon Age is in gaming almost as large as Star Wars in terms of fame as a franchise, as well as cultural impact,

so the twatter, tumbler woke, soy shitlibs, reddiors cannot contain the truth against such a large swath of normal people realizing the objective reality that DA4 is a subpar project compared to its much better predecessors

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the backlash against Mortisimal was especially large compared to all the other uber positive reviews, I believe because he had claimed DA4 to be the best in the entire series -which made many peeps accuse him of being a hack or bribed by EA

Many peeps in the last week alone have popularized the terminology of "Access Media", where Publishers have made a cancerous and parasitic relationship between reviewers and large corporations/developers, where early access or the review time window is given to only "loyal" reviewers or journ*lists whom are known to the publishers to be soft or generous to their slop games

Additionally the rat race for many journ*lists is that they rely on their articles or reviews to be as out as quickly as possible on game release, as that time window generates the majority of a website or youtuber's ad money - thus the fear of not getting early access copies of games, keeps journ*lists and utubers being honestly negative

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my boomer dad who has 1000s of hours in every dragon age and cdpr game really likes it. therefore i think the screeching is overblown

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  • DickButtKiss : Ny dad couldn't figure out how to play Zelda i never had hope for him as a g*mer

>my boomer dad who has 1000s of hours in every dragon age and cdpr game

!fellas !g*mers it feels so odd to have a certified terminal g*mer as a dad, I wanted to talk about TF2 mechanics and New Vegas lore with my dad so much, only if he wasn't a 60 IQ normgroid who solely spends his entire existence on Brazilian Xwitter :marseysadge: !macacos

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>father addicted too Brazilian Xwitter

>son addicted too rdrama

:#marseyautism: :marseyautism:

:marseychud: Kamala will win.

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Your father would be sad if he knew how you spoke of him to complete strangers on the internet

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His dad says a lot worse about @BWC on braz*llian xitter 😬

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My dad plays some chess master app and gets angry at Russians for rage quitting

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hey, at least he's not on tiktok

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Oh, he very much is is on both TikTok and YouTube, in fact he is more addicted to YouTube than to Xwitter :marseysadge:

That said tho, despite having obvious brainrot, @BWC's dad is not the average type of boomer with internet brainrot, as while he is very much addicted too non-stop watching viewing YouTube shorts and TikTok videos and scrolling, he has virtually never posted anything on social media as a user as far as @BWC is aware, no photos, no comments, nor even shared posts and retweets, he just lurks and lurks, as one of the biggest lurkGODS in internet history!

My old man has been using the internet for like over 30 years since the early 1990s, and for three fricking decades he has never participated on it and posted anything on this god-forsaken communication system, he just lurkmaxxes on the 'net for three decades now, I am proud to carry his giga neurodivergent computer geek genes! :#gigachadautistlove::#gigachadautistlove::#gigachadautistlove:

Ultimately though, yeah, even my dad (and me to a certain extent since I also do not have social media and only lurkmaxx) are proofs that even if you do not directly engage in social media, you can still very much become addicted by the non-stop doomscrolling and dopamine hits, Kamala will Win though so this will make the world better for the Neurodivergent race! :marseyserioushatfact:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308467966241078.webp here is a rare pic of my dad, me, and my mom when I was like 5 or something, pls no dox! !macacos !metashit !followers !commenters !r-slurs

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omg nobody cares??

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my father only plays homm and insults people in online chess :marseyxd:

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Based centrist father :marseygrilling2:

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Insanely based :marseykingcrown:

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insults people in online chess

:marseyme:

It's honestly very impressive how angry chess makes me, I've played mmos, RTS, shooters and mobas and still chess is by far the one that make me seeth the most

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@MayflyAlt-98's dad played COD 4 until he got prestige rank 20 and got multiple prestige ranks in every COD game until Ghosts broke his love of the series. He's been a Battlefield chud ever since. @MayflyAlt-98 remember being a teenager and amazed when he let @MayflyAlt-98 play Battlefield Bad Company 2

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!chudsΒ Are your parents g*mers?

TRANS LIVES MATTERS

KAMALA WILL WIN

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If you willingly allow your father to be a g*mer, then you have failed as a son

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Good. Failing as a son was the goal.

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But you have succeeded as a daughter! :marseyembrace: :carphug2:

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failed as a son

I think he did that unqestionably regardless of his fathers gaming status...

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Your dad is just trying to make you feel accepted and loved. What an r-slur. :marseycringe:

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Your dad eats steak at applebees

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Why lie on the internet.

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i only exaggerated the truth a little. he doesnt have 1000s of hours in any game except cyberpunk 2077, he only has 100s of hours in the rest. he is genuinely enjoying DA4 though, to the point of staying up until 2 am playing it.

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He probably is one of those r-slurs who likea two and couldn't remember a darn thing about Origins.

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Good lord, the things you people are willing to admit here.

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When @weiguksa showed @weiguksa's dad the screenshot of the German version with neopronouns he said "I'm never buying that shit".

And he's not even chuddy, so he will not be sad when Kamala will win

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darn, goodness forbid bideo gaymers think for themselves

:zoomertears: noooo your supposed to be one of the good ones! u can't like woke bideogame!

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Yeah, I'd play Buttfrick Grandpa DSU 7 if the gameplay's something @M like. The concept of this Red Dead Redemption 2 thing where the acting and writing's being better than anything Hollywood made that year is new and sorta unique, so @M is not looking for it too be repeated.

If a game is fun and challenging, then that's cool. Sometimes a game tries too give you AIDS, but most of the time they don't. DA4's problem is that it's probably an unfun slow RPG with too much talking not trussy for its own good; but too each his own.

Kamala will win.

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>yeah I 100%'d the game

>no I won't show proof

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He is known for 100%ing games with bugged achievements. He uses an unlocker. Once a cheater always a cheater.

kamala will win

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: !g*mers reminder that Mortismal is a youtube clickbaiter cheat. Probably leaves his pause screen on overnight to inflate his playtime too.

Pic rel was literally impossible to have because achievements were bugged.

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Edit - I just looked up his AC6 review to try judging his gameplay - look at this r-slur using gatlings and double songbirds not even knowing about the hard lock mechanic and pretending he gets to have an opinion on the game timestamp

Second timestamp - he's in an NG+ or NG++ fight still spamming the same gatlings/songbird "build" eating all the damage in the world then bitching about Balteus while bitching about locking issues while seemingly not knowing how to hardlock :marseyemojilaugh:

I do not think there is any chance he 100%'d AC6 legitimately with how incompetent the gameplay he showcases is.

timestamp 3 he is locking and unlocking on an enemy for some reason while bitching that the lock on system isn't working

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He's so blatantly full of shit it's unreal.

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:marseydisagree: Steam achievements are trivially faked.

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Flipping burgers would be less of an embarrassment compared to being a gaming journ*list.

Not an American, so I can't speak for them, cause I fricking hope they are being paid well for writing about bideo games.

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maybe this neighbor just likes the game idk, having bad taste isnt a crime

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It should be though

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That one person is right about BG3, I was just starting out the game clearly out the early trash mob of goblins, brains, skeletons, etc. and like the third night the magical crackhead I picked up was trying to frick me. Then the next night the gay rogue I picked up tried to give me aids in the middle of the night.


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Exclusive access is compensation... What a dummy

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I think what pushed people over the edge into chud territory with mort is his adamant stance that the game is a clear goty winner in an underwhelming year.

If he just really liked it and left it at that I doubt he would be getting as much pushback. Still a good bit sure but not this much. People put way too much value on goty awards so naturally they are going to look at him as a paid shill/activist if he's going to make an assertion like that.

There's tons of really good games that came out this year too so his underwhelming comment is just fuel for the fire. Between those two things i'd not say his channel is failed, done or anything but making the claims he did was frankly, really really stupid.

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If this gets placed higher then Infinite Wealth I'm going to be mad

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Maybe I'm speaking for the franchise as a whole but the world and character just seems too generic for me to get into,

I don't mind a story being nonsensical and altright bad if the world and it character are fun enough (Chrono Cross being a prime example), but this game seems like the opposite of that lol

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This was why I never got into DA in the first place. The whole thing felt like store-brand D&D. I'd rather just replay Baldur's Gate.

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IIRC Origins is basically the spiritual successor to Neverwinter Nights but BioWare didn't want to deal with Wizards of the Coast anymore.

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Taking out the cool DND shit didn't help, I also played nwn and it was better. Simple is good but taking out any complexity is boring

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Yeah I put so many hours into bg2 and bg2, DA:O was so shallow in comparison.

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This guy thinks Pathfinder2 : Butt of the Rightoid is the greatest thing ever so I just think he has wretched taste, not that he's taking bribes.

Anyway, I didn't like the first one so none of this has mattered to me.

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They bought the game. And then cried. They gave them the money and still rage. 80000 players a day on steam numbers. Dragon age could be milked for a few more games before r-slurred g*mers learn. Maybe make the main character the last few of his race and then choose to be trans.

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Me seeing KKKamreev make DAV sneed thread #52435 :marseydetective:

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Okay fine, I'll buy the goddam game, if it makes you shut up about it.

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It being his game of the year is a bigger statement about how many releases shat the bed this year

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This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.

They.

Are.

Not.

Human.

They are neurodivergents. And they are completely irredeemable.

Snapshots:

/r/dragonage:

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