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:marseytabletired2: Let's play Dragon Age: The Veilguard.

Finally got my hands on my Veilguard copy. So I've decided to ride my neurodivergent fixation on closure with you all. :marseysad: Let's go.

Character creation

First things first, is the lore broken? Can dwarves be mages?

No :marseyregular:

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That good, however all qunari must have horns.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17310300506767333.webp

This causes a discrepancy issue when it comes to the inquisitor's appearance as they had the option of being a hornless qunari

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I guess in the 10 years betweenthis gane and the last all qunari just suddenly sprouted horns :marseybruh2:

Foreshadowing that this game was made by the Anthem team, but more on that later. But do to this I won't/Can't recreate my canon inquisitor, so porting in my all human worldstate inquisitor

Here's my rook:

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They're based on a certain dramatard.

Here's my inquisitor:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17310300549657943.webp

Oh, and these frickers call difficulties playstyles now :marseyemojirofl:

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Play

Game opens up with a bar scene like the trailer. I want to be regal and upper class so I talk my way out of a fight, and then proceed to meet up with fantasy Garrus.

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Most levels so far have been pretty linear (like Mass Effect). Talking hallway, fighting hallway, talking hallway, cutscene, boss arena, repeat. You really start to see the bones of Anthem in the gameplay, like how healing isn't a strategic thing to consider anymore but just a pick-up

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Gameplay isn't bad in a vacuum, honestly Anthem probably would of been better if it was more like this, but as an RPG it's pretty lean and very simple. The melinnial writing is just shit though.

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After many hallways we final confront the egg himself :marseysmoothbrain:

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This segment is pretty much a prolonged cutscene that serves as a cutting instrument for all the previous games. Solas' ritual is stopped, fantasy Garrus is stabbed, and mystery neighbors steal the plot, also Solas ends up in your head, somehow, it just kinda happens. You and your party are then taken to Solas' hideout in the fade. Harding, the dwarf is taken aback by it all, as dwarves don't dream, thus don't enter the fade when they sleep, thus should be freaked the frick out by dreams and being in the fade :marseyclapping: props for being the first game to actually give a dwarf a proper reaction to that shit.

Next, we head to the forest to recruit the worst party member. This segment is very not safe for chud :jannybell:

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Honestly kinda a slog through more of the same, maps are a tad bigger though. With abilities and companions starting to open up more I've come to realize that your party members are just glorified abilities, they're more or less useless (like in Mass Effect), they also don't have health bars, so in the rare event an enemy focuses on them they'll just play piñata until you kill the enemy. Abilities are flashy, but honestly button mashing works just as well 80% of the time, even on the hardest difficulty. Boss of the zone is the stupid ogre. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1731030065833388.webp

I just stun locked him to death.

I knew I'd hate the quirky asian elf the moment she did that goofy portal jump in the reveal trailer, so this is where my daily tolerance falters.

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I roll to kill myself


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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!slots1000

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@ManBearFridge you roll a nat 1 because I wanna live after this win

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:1#:

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!slots2000

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In real life

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if u progress more in the game and make the post a little bit longer, it will qualify to be an effortpost

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Tried to effortpost this but it says it's too short I'm sorry

Good writeup


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Fantasy Xoomers: Can elves and orcs have a child? What would that look like? Pure good and pure evil. What choices would he make? What would he look like? What would he believe in?

Fantasy Millenials: Can I put Japan in my fantasy world? What would a Japanese elf look like? Pure good and pure kawaii. What slogans would she espouse? What T-shirts would she wear? Stop Asian Hate, or Black Lives Matter?

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Can elves and orcs have a child?

:vomit: Just as degenerate!

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Japanese elf would definitely try to organise an anti-white terrorist group.

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:marseyraging:

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Fantasy Xoomers: Can elves and orcs have a child?

refer to this handy chart

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17310769575441594.webp :marseycoomer#:

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Holy shit hahahaha

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What slogans would she espouse?

Probably racist towards you, if I had to guess.

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The dwarf thinks its people.

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More like

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Is the combat as damage spongey as they say?

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I played it on the second hardest difficulty. It didn't feel damage spongy except for the bosses/mini bosses that resisted my main damage type. those took for forever to kill.

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I fought optional bosses +10 levels too low. They were sponges and took long time. But combat is so easy it dosent matter.

If you want it to be extra easy. Pick warrior and then champion. You get ability to block every kinda attack there is. Making you unkillable.

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Some enemies have shields (like mass effect) but abilities so far tear through them. Only the bosses are close to being spongey

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This r-slur actually bought and played Veilguard. Even if you get 400 upmarseys out of this graveyard, it's still a monumental waste of time.


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It has no DRM it could be a pirate version.

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Point still stands!


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I thought the dumb elf would be the worst party member too, but honestly a lot of the others are so bad that I don't think she even makes the bottom 3.

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Bough the game reached that bald guy then after the dream stepped outside and was like neighbor that shit ain't for me the outside looked like some high fantasy diarrhoea, that shit ain't dragon age

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Its not. Its clealry attempt to make their own dnd setting. Not dragon age.

Inorny being, only reason this game got any atenttion was name dragon age. If they had tried with orginal ip. It would have ended like forespoke

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If difficulty can be changed mid game I can see why they'd call it playstyle.

Sometimes my playstyle is more focused vs sloppy drunk and pooping everywhere

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Need live reaction to the pushup scenes

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I never got farther then the second base in Inquisition, but why does Solas turn bad? I remember seeing something about it in a trailer for Veilguard or something but I never got that far.

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He was always bad or something. He's secretly an elven god

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That's dumb :marseypipe:

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It was, but it was also the only interesting plot twist in that whole game. the main antagonist was a mustache twirling cliche

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Yeah, that's why I never beat it lol.

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lets not

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Thats a lot of time to waste on writing shit only a few tards will read

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@Elise_Culpepper is it true that you can't make a woman with a medium butt or c cups or a bara ( hairy and overly muscular ) male with huge dong and buns like Snakes from metal gear?

Aka

How limited are the body sliders?

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Both my rook and my Inquisitor have maximum breast and glutes

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so what you are saying to me unironically is that a character creator in supposedly progressive game ( with trans scars, pronouns and no sexualization of women and all that jazz) doest have average tit size of an american woman lol?

34 dd btw

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Correct, you can be fat everywhere else though.

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You can increase ur bulge size as a guy too, but it's not like u ever see your own/anyone else's genitals or even underwear in game. It's all :#marseyplacenofun:

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Coomers should rope

Trump for prison was an r-slured slogan

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unironically progressive women written articles in kotaku and other gaming media about lack of sliders lol

because they cant make themselves hot or fat

or cant make gay husbandos

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Been watching someone play through the campaign, legit seems like there's only two humanoid enemy types, those gray zombie things and their roided-out counterparts

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"They're based on a certain dramatard."

Can't leave us like that

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:#marseyclawjanny:

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I'm in the first few hours of the game.

I let the mayor die. Because frick that lil b-word.

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