https://x.com/ZODIAC_MF/status/1854976308813742267
JESUS CHRIST. A FANTASY GAME WHERE THE THIEVES GUILD DOESNT ACTUALLY STEAL BECAUSE ITS TOO PROBLEMATIC pic.twitter.com/CLvDOYerX5
— ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (@ZODIAC_MF) November 8, 2024
I'm not fact checking this because it's really funny.
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Weird dialogue. Doesn't look like something that blue guy would say by the screenshots. But I don't know anything about this game
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If a character in a fantasy game actually ended a sentence with "and crap" all millennials need to be banned from writing ever again
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Perfectly captured smug millennial Twitter posting.
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Absolutely nothing can be said with conviction. Every statement must be dripping with hipster post-ironic apathy even if you're a blue alien in a world full of violence and conflict
Can't even say "stealing is wrong we only raid ruins and make sure we respect the cultures." definitively. It has to be "oh yknow we like just kinda steal from ruins and crap or whatever "
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NOOOOOO THIS OUTCAST ISNT SPEAKING THE QUEENS ENGLISH TND TND TND NOWWWWWWW
@Gruesy_Spoon stand with israel
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but he's not talking like an outcast forced into thievery to survive, he's talking like a hipster cute twink.
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I thought he was a rich college kid posing as a thief to seem cool to his friends.
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That would actually make a lot of sense!
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What does Total BIPOC Death have to do with bad dialogue I'm advocating Total Millennial Death
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someone on reddit just said that Ergo Proxy "took itself too seriously" and they got upmarseys
What does that even MEAN
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Ergo proxy was mid cause the goth hoe didnt climb out of the screen to have s*x with me
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Ergo Proxy has an entire episode about being stuck on the road and the goth hoe soycringing all the way through. I won't stand for any criticism of its writing
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I don't remember the writing
I think she was implied to be a robot or something
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Sacrilege.
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casshern sins was better tbh but if you want taking too seriously, texhnolyze is so overrated
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"Absolutely nothing can be said with conviction. Every statement must be dripping with hipster post-ironic apathy" says the dramatard
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Every post I have ever made on here has been 100% sincere
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Even the deleted one where you swore allegiance to ISIS?
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This but ironically
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You know like when you hit it off with a cute femboy and like you are talking about how good it is when you go inside and he just goes and says that isn't like, you know, a backside but actually calls it a "bussy". You know, as in, like, a kitty but for boys? It was like, really funny and stuff.
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The good dramatard feigns conviction.
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I am being sincere in this post as a way to counterjerk.
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Ew
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If you played it as "he's a weird alien with a weird sense of honour" it might work. That was what killed the Outer Worlds. None of these people really seemed to believe in their corporations. Now that's a dystopia that would be fun to explore. They were raised in the company and they regard it as their family. A Coke employee is smashing bottles of Pepsi in the middle of a water crisis because he doesn't want anyone drinking an inferior soda. The Outer Worlds failed because no one had an agenda. "I want to be free from the corporations" to do what? Garden? Promote Jesus? Molest children? It's hard to get invested in such a flat world.
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You want to see this cross stitch I did? It's a swear word! Isn't that kooky?
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I reads like the crappy Goosebumps scary story knock-off I tried to write when I was 11
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Oof
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What if the sentence was " the city was disgusting. the streets were covered with piss and crap." ?
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The blue guy is where the main meat of the backlash is coming from. She is the non-binary character that keeps bringing it up...
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Ohh, I guess that's the game was playing clips from on MATI this week. That shit was terrible, why do they think the general public would be into that garbage?
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because the people who made it believed they were on the right side of history and anyone who dislikes it is a chud.
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everyone who didn't like the idea got ratio'd on the internal slack channel
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Because they think they're normal and everyone else is like them.
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She?!?
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My bad, I meant they...
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Drop and give me 20, bigot!
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You shouldn't even need to ask. A true ally realizes when they've made a mistake and immediately does the pushups on their own without being told to.
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ummm this is ableist af?? yikes, do better
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excuse me that's a they and they thinks you smell good…grrr
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No I played this r-slurred game, this happens. There's even more dialogue between the blue guy and the elf about this where it's all repeated
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If you're going to make him that freaky give him weird dialogue. The trick I did was to read a translation of the Arabian Nights, or just the Tale of the Barber because it's my favorite story from the book, learn the idiosincracias of their speech, write dialogue that sounds like a bit like that, and then feed it into google translate for a go through of Arabic>English>Arabic. Language is full of meaning and small details. Drop an occasional word that isn't translate or a reference that isn't explained.
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One thing I really loved was a set of subtitles for the k-drama Dae Jang Geum translated into Chinese and then the Chinese is translated into English by someone who isn't fluent in English. It was a lot more literal and kept a lot of the idioms and quirks in the language. They've got a whole different way of saying so many things. The subtitles you can get now are grammatically correct English but much more bland and take some of the emotional edge out of it.
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