I have an idea for a game where you play as Innocent men and women chased by Buckbreakers.
The Innocents
George Droid
George Floyd resurrected as a cyborg. He's fast, can smash through windows, and hard to catch, but is easily subdued . He gets extra power ups by grabbing drugs but certain enemies can drop trapped drugs. Fat enemies do extra damage against him.
Kayne West
Kayne can babble nonsense to temporarily
Disable enemies, jump on top of a tv and say something r-slurred to stun enemies who aren't in the same room, and inject other survivors with ebola temporarily turning them into horrible ebola monsters who can't be r*ped. His weakness is he cannot hide or be quiet.
Tariq Nasheed
All male innocents and buckbreakers get a bonus when Tariq Nasheed is on the field, but women get a disadvantage. In addition K-Flex secretly desires the bucbkreaking and the buckbreaker gets a disadvantage when he's caught from being weirded out.
Rachel Doleza
Rachel Doleza can temporarily go invisible thanks to her ancient mystic Indian wisdom and white privilege. She can also use her unique ability "blackface" to struggle out of the breaking barn. Her disadvantage is "You ain't black" which keans she can't be the first innocent onto the bus.
The Buckbreakers
Moonman
Moonman has an arsenal of deadly weapons and can trigger heart attacks with his "mac attack" abd "Tonight. You!" His disadvantage is his stupid head not being able to fit through certain doors and McDonalds and Doug Jones inflicting ten second cool downs for legal reasons.
Bardfinn
Bardfinn's brute strength is his/her greatest asset. He/she can bash through doors and barricades with ease, but holy wards block him/her completely. His "Massive Shenis" perk means that any escapees from the buckbreaking barn walk bowlegged . His disadvantages are "the mirror shows your true form" and "touch grass" where Bardfinn cannot enter a mirror's range of reflection without being stunned for five seconds and cannot approach a computer without spending twenty seconds logging on and checking his reddit domain.
Bull Connors
Bull Connors special abilities are "fight fire with water" where every body of water suddenly inflicts damage and "Release the hounds" where dogs attack the innocent . His disadvantage is "Theophius, what are you doing? " where the more innocents are in the buckbreaking barn the worse he does and "fat southern sheriff" which means he's slow and lazy.
Hitler
Hitler has "Piss on the ubermensch, where he can mark innocent and track them anywhere" as well as "Gas Chamber gangbang" , where any innocent he's caught slowly loses hp until the end of the round. His disadvantage is "One Ball and a club foot", which mean he's slow and awkward, and "Judenhass" which gives him a buff against targets who are or claim to be Jews but a debuff against non-jews.
Make your own suggestions! Idi Amin? Stalin? Marsey? Moonmetropolis? 911roofer? Michael Jackson?
Stages
Southern American Plantation
American Prison
Portland homeless camp
Minneapolis Fiery but peaceful Protest
Epstein Island
Cryptoland
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buckbroken by brunch sounds better
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It does. That's the new official title.
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Uncle Ruckus is a griefing team-killing Innocent. "Get that BIPOC over there" where he's temporarily immune to buckbreaking in exchange for informing the buckbreaker of the other Innocent's position. "This shit is gay" which is a free escape from the buckbreaking barn. "Run BIPOC run" speeds up fellow survivors but also alerts the buckbreaker where they are. "Cute twinks ain't white " is a temporary stun to the buckbreaker. "Ain't my butt on the line" means he can sit on the bus and be unaffected even if all his teammates are in the buckbreaking barn. He wins even if they lose. His disadvantage is "BIPOCs ain't shit" which means he, as he's not a team player, can't benefit from any of his teammates bonuses or powers.
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Good post but this one
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If we're making racist wishes about media, I would rather AI just remake Goblin Slayer as BIPOC Slayer.
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Your Mom
Shes so fat that she cant move and instantly loses the game as soon as she spawns.
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Connie the coin
Crypto has gone tits up CryptolAnd's mascot can finally go mask off as The Innocent men and women go butt up! Connie is fast but doesn't hit hard or leave much of a lasting impression. "Don't be shy go ahead and try!" Causes the bus to instead open into Connie's"Destress room : the buckbreaking barn! "Crypto is in my chromosome" floods the map with power-ups, many of which are boobsytrapped . "Bored ape" flips the Innocents controls around.
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Hey um… as a half-black person, can every commenter saying racist shit please shut the actual frick up for a fricking second? Like genuinely shut the frick up. You all have no right to fricking speak about our people like that. You deadass need to get off your fricking high butt horses on stilts and sit the FRICK down. I'm tired of you pathetic butt basement dwelling redneck neckbeard loveless losers saying this shit. It's getting old. I'm tired of the bullshit. Actually frick RIGHT OFF. Every single FRICKING one of you need to, for the love of every single fricking god, FRICK OFF to every religion's respective underworlds and stay the frick away from society. You aren't loved, your aren't cared for, and every time you're brought up in a conversation people try to change the subject. FRICK OFF.
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Simon Legree's plantation
Uncle Tom's cabin
Innocent
Uncle Tom
Uncle Tom is a tank, capable of handling the most abuse out of any innocent. His "unbreakable spirit" means he can't be buckbroken as long as an innocent is free. His "Carry your burden" lets him get innocents out of the breaking barn. "Unbeatable" means he can take more damage than any other innocent. "Martyr" means that any other innocent gets am advantage while Uncle Tom is in the buckbreaking barn. Uncle Tom has two disadvantages "Wouldn't hurt a fly" means he can't hurt the buckbreaker while his "friend to the end" means he can't climb on the bus as long as an innocent is in the breaking barn or betray his allies.
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Simon Legree
Simon Legree is a brutal buckbreaker lacking all stealth ability but making up for it with unrelentingly evil. His "I am god" allows him to bypass all defenses. "Rough from beating up slaves" means he gets a bonus from beating up innocents in front of other Innocents. His most dangerous ability is "Be mine Uncle Tom" where he can appoint a survivor his "overseer" and convince them to join him. His disadvantage is "scared of ghosties" where any supernatural ability stuns him for an additional ten seconds.
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Clarence Thomas
Clarence Thomas is one of the easiest innocents to play as. Unlike most he can go on the offensive. His special abilities include "I sentence you to kiss my butt" which temporarily stuns the buckbreaker and gives him a speed boost, "Harlan Crow's treasure" which drops a statue of a dictator on his pursuer, and "High-Tech lynching" which summons the bloated waterlogged corpse of Ted Kennedy to fight against his pursuer. His disadvantage is "crabs in a bucked" where any of his fellow players can betray him to escape the breaking barn.
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Boochie Bear
Boochie Bear might be the weakest buckbreaker in the game. Boochie Bear's only advantage is his great strength and ability to break down barriers. Thanks to the sound of his generous buck cheeks clapping he can't do stealth and his odor gives him away. He also has the unique disadvantage "Tariq!" where he ignores all other Innocents to exclusively focus onTariq. The others can only be caught if Tariq is caught and in the breaking barn. "Words have power" lets him listen in on enemy communication. "No Justice no Peace" lets him force innocents off the bus if their aren't any in the breaking barn. "Holy shit! A bear" lets him stun enemies for five seconds.
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Judge Holden
As the whitest man in recorded history and the living embodiment of the worst aspects of Western civilization and humanity Judge Holden is a terrifying and all around solid buckbreaker. He's fast and strong and lacks any obvious weaknesses, although most of his abilities are a double-edged sword. His ability "dancing dancing dancing" means he can teleport as long a he dropped a marker earlier and puts a new marker down where he previously was, although clever players can activate these to teleport him straight to them. "Men are born for games" releases all prisoners from the breaking barn but also renders all hiding spots unusable for two minutes. "A great favorite " allows him to disguise himself as one of the innocents which is rendered useless if that same player is within eyeshot or barging in.
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