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5 bets in the comments :platyrich: Gay of the Year noms for the Gay Awards '24 have dropped :dorito: :marseypope: :marseyicedtea:

https://thegameawards.com/nominees/game-of-the-year

								

								

Which one will win?

!g*mers

I'm looking forward to the seethe when Miyazaki's DLC sweeps the categories it was put in.

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Which one will win, b-word?

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling

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I'm not gonna do all of them but

https://thegameawards.com/nominees/content-creator-of-the-year

Content Creator of the fricking Year, b-word?

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MY MONEY IS fricking ON BIG GINGER

!bets !g*mers !robloxians

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i love bunny girls but caseoh is too real a neighbor to turn my back on

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CaseGOAT

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More like CaseBLOAT

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vtuber, everytime

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Only one of these people own a monkey

:monke:

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Three of them are fricking monkeys :chudsmug:

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big ginger is fricking an orangutan, not a fricking monkey, show some fricking respect

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@Wuzizname would love to get his hands on that big ginger

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Wait a VTuber got nominated? :marseywtf2:

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ew ew ew :marseypuke:

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Games for Impact

Which is the fricking most thought-provoking game with a fricking pro-social meaning or message, b-word?

https://thegameawards.com/nominees/games-for-impact

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There no way life is strange is going to win

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Innovation in Accessibility, b-word?

https://thegameawards.com/nominees/innovation-in-accessibility

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Prince of Persia need an award

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Most Anticipated Game, b-word?

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I fricking swear if people get this one wrong

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I voted for MH wilds just because idgaf about GTA games and never really have. I know full well GTA6 will win but again, idc.

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Vote YOUR truth babe

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Feed me your dramacoin

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Change the name to BLACKED Myth We Wuz Kongz

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Balatro only good one.

Elden strags is just soulshit open-world

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I liked Metaphor as well, but yeah Elden Ring DLC is mid imo.

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Oh yeah, also !commenters and !g*merboys and !g*mergirls, God bless you each and every one.

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They literally changed the rules so that Elden Shitter can participate. If you think it won't win, you are r-slurred.

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You'll be eating those words when Elon wins a fricking billion dramacoin on Astrobot

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These kinds of bets are so dumb. How the heck are you offering even odds on a 7 way race?

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Keep yourself safe, that's how

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I'm going to keep my marseycoin safe by not betting then.

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(Also, the fricking way it works is fricking that the fricking voters for the fricking winning option split the fricking entire pool of entry fees. Eg an Astrobot victory will give those 2 riskmaxxed variancechads about 9000 in winnings each.)

((Also also, I'll rip you in half you skinny b-word.))

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is this a turbo soyfest award? They won't vote for black wukong because chuds liked it

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They pretended Harry Potter didn't exist, lol

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Because that game was dangerously mid it has already been established

Even carp who bought it to own the libs and played through it all agrees

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It was a lot better than the other games that year in terms of giving its audience what it wanted. The story had a lot of low points, particularly the Sebastien plot, but it had a lot for what it was. I'm surprised WB games manged to make a game that wasn't garbage.

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It was ubislop in wizard skin

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:marseynoooticer: ubislop always is on the list though

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The awards are decided by a panel or a ballot of people in the gayming press, particularly in the West. So, yes.

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People here still think mindless screeching in forgotten corners of internet by <1% of people has any bearing on reality

Lol

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is this a turbo soyfest award?

Is anything mainstream media not to some degree? So,

They won't vote for black wukong because chuds liked it

That's correct.

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https://thegameawards.com/voting-jury

These cute twinks get 90% of the voting power lmao

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>The Guardian and The Mirror

Literally wtf, generic lefty papers that have nothing to do with gaming

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Don't forget Pride.com and NPR.

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Gaming?

:marseybu#rgers:

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huh EZA got on there, nice

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The only real games award shows are hosted in Japanese to the Japanese.

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Shit choices for zoomers, Journ*lists, jap pedphilles and cucks

Instead will it be:

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or

!g*mers

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I really liked Rogue Trader :marseysweating:

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I got to the maze part and uninstalled, but before that I sent in a bug report with a very mean message for the devs

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- WINNER!

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!bets !goomble !coinboys

sshh, don't think about it. just goomble

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I love WarHammer but holy frick that game is boring. Yawning every time I tried to play it.

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:pepezoomerhair:

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>no granblue relink

this is some actual thievery

fricking BIPOCs

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!g*mers

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holy shit 1 fricking k coins to ping that shithole?

i went through the mentions and saw someone ping it for 200

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https://www.polygon.com/game-awards-tga/480950/black-myth-wukong-game-awards-goty-nominee-lowest-rated

Game journos sneeding that Black Myth got nominated while "only" having an 81 score

(It has a 96 on steam btw)

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What's the point of allowing DLCs to be nominated if you aren't gonna nominate Cracktorio :marseyconfused:

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soys love jacking off fromshit japslop since it's made by exotic foreigners and normies play it. Factorio is made by whiteoids (well, slavs, but racecucks can't tell the difference) and is exclusively played by icky incel engineering-type neurodivergents (probably cryptopseudochuds as well) instead of wholesome 90iq mindless repetition type neurodivergents

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It's also played by cute and valid transbians.

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!jannies make bet pls

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k

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didnt :marseyfingerwords: play any of them

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Dude, same! :marseyagreefast:

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God hates journ*lists

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God and people alike. Journ*lists are a despised creature and for good reason. They serve neither god nor satan nor the people but themselves, and they themselves are despicable beyond measure.

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!nwahs, there is only one game of the gear every year since 2002


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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>Sign in with your social media account

>no email option

The assault against !fosstards continues unabated

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Why do you care? Battle of Wesnoth isn't even on the list

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I wanted to write in @Arran's BfW mod :marseyindignant:

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Anyone who calls Elden slop kino has no clue about anything. Unironically thr worst game of that list.

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I couldn't think of a disparaging play on its name. I can change it if anyone has suggestions. But I maintain that it is the clear funniest choice. If not for the sneething over a DLC winning then Keighley sweating bullets as he anticipates the second coming of Bill Clinton.

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t. Deiguard fan

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ALL DRAGON SLOP GAMES ARE BETWEEN A 4 AND A 6. :marseyraging:

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Elden ring was the best game to come out in a very long time, anime waifu goon shit isn't a game. That said, the dlc was only ok.

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anime waifu goon shit isn't a game

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As someone who played From games since DeS, i agree. I have Souls fatigue and with Elden Shart DLC they have learned fricking nothing.

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elden ring, if not then its balatro

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Im betting Metaphor because Atlus has finnaly built up enough normie clout with Persona 5. I could see the game awards giving it ti metaphor as a "retroactive" award for their legacy. This is a common award show thing when a major studio/brand gets snubbed too much.

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The Scent of a Woman of game awards

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Yeah, I'm leaning toward Metaphor mostly because every other option is fairly weak (Astro Bot is a competent 3D platformer that came and went, Balatro is good but also indie, Wukong is too popular with chuds as someone else said, Erdtree really should not be on there (but it is for sure the dramapilled choice), Rebirth got a crazy high Metacritic but it was also at the beginning of the year and I feel like recency bias is yuge with this process. Metaphor feels like it has the least baggage but I don't know it has much going for it either. Obviously, Erdtree is the most possible dark horse since it's Elden Ring but I could see Wukong winning on the basis of being the first Chink AAA title plus it making waves with its initial sales.

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new norm episode 2 erectile disfunction for best original programming by a g*mer

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No helldivers makes me seethe

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So much boring jap slop too. Why is the gay awards so predictable??

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G*mers:

>Open world combat and fetch quests in an Ubishit game :!marseyno:

>Open world combat and fetch quests when it looks like my animu :!marseyyes:

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didn't play it, but it seemed really hype and fun for tons of people early on.

probably wouldnt have won either way due to the sony account shit

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It's not a japanese game for people who have never read a book in their life. There's no world where it ever wins tbh.

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>Balatro and a DLC being 2 of the 6 GOTY choices this year

:#marseyxdorbit:

>dramatards betting coin that Wukong will win

:#marseyemojilaugh:

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writing in concord, don't @ me

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I hope Rebirth wins, but as somebody already said, it came out in February so the hype died down already. Black Myth doesn't have enough women and :!marseytrain:s in it. Metaphor is great but this year is stacked with great RPGs. SOTE might win off of Elden Ring's clout, but if it's judged as an actual game, it's nowhere near better than the others.

I also don't know why The Game Awards became the Oscars of videogames. Who made that decision?

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I know the contrarians of arrdrama almost certainly hate it, but I fricking love Rebirth. Shit is campy as frick, combat is so tight, and the side quests were legit fun. Even all the fluff that everyone bitches about was implemented in fun ways to me. Love it to death.

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Rebirth made me feel like I was playing FF7 for the first time. Besides the things you mentioned, the soundtrack is absurdly amazing. My only two gripes are the pacing of the chapters (e.g., 5 and 6 are minigame chapters, 7 is story, and 8 is back to minigames), and the time janny shit.

Black Myth is the only game that comes close, and I guarantee that the 99% of the people who think it's better than Rebirth, haven't played Rebirth.

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Yeah, the multiverse shit is a bit ehhhhh, but I couldn't even care. I guess I need to get around to Wukong.

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Geoff did

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Since when can DLC be nominated for GOTY??

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Since now.

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Video games are for children and p-dophiles trying to groom them

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its going to be either elden ring dlc or metaphor: refantazio

i feel like metaphor: refantazio is going to win because its a """woke""" game (yes i know it a generic friendship wins jrpg but its perceived as a """woke""" game by r-slurred culture warriors of /v/ and twitter and 90% of the vote comes from j*urnos)

the only reason why i would not expect it to win is because its a weeb game and j*urnos look down on those but what other options are there, there are six games on the list, four japanese, one chinese, and one... indie roguelike deckbuilder? how tf did that end on the goty list i never even heard of this game before and theres like 500 of these released on steam every day

if m:r doesnt win then its elden ring dlc and that would explain why dlc was allowed to run for goty, there was literally nothing else this year worth calling goty lol

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The whole industry needs to burn and be rebuilt from scratch, like frick me what a terrible year

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I nominate carp

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it's a lot less worse than I was expecting tbh. I was sure they were gonna hamfist dragonshit guard into more categories.

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>no rise of the ronin, DD2 or SM2

Garbo list

Astro seems well made but is hardly GOTY material. Haven't played balatro. Haven't played Black Myth but from what I've heard it isn't actually that good outside of bosses. I liked Erdtree but it shouldn't be on the list when it doesn't fundamentally change anything. I liked rebirth but only got halfway through and haven't come back to it. Neighbors in a row slop should NEVER, EVER, be anywhere near a goty list, worthless genre.

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Is Rise of the Ronin great? I'm a PCcel so I haven't had the chance to play it yet but Nioh 2 is probably a top 5 GOAT and Wo Long was a tragic disappointment.

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I wouldnt know, i only played it for 3 hours :marseycool2:. Got distracted by other shit and havent gotten back to it. From my short time with it i can say the combat is closer to nioh than wo long and the performance AND graphics were poor. Team ninja really needs to get a new engine. I believe it got great reviews in nipland though.

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>Neighbors in a row slop should NEVER, EVER, be anywhere near a goty list, worthless genre.

I agree, neighbors in a diamond is a much better genre.

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All of these were mid tbh

Hopefully the ghost of Tsushima sequel and GTA 6 are decent because this year was shit for games.

They won't be but we can hope.

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I went through every category and I've only played 3 of the nominated games, two of which are actually old games that I haven't even played in over a year.

I might not be a g*mer

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Last year during the Summer games shows I was watching a guy stream them. During some CG game trailer he said "Do you guys ever watch these shows and wonder if you actually like games?" I've thought about that a lot.

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Jesus Christ what year is it? I thought Final Fantasy Afterbirth was ages ago?


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I am genuinely shocked that Balatro even made the list

:marseypoggerstalking#:

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wheres project zomboid

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babe, when is this fricking silly little show, need to know when to close the fricking bets

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Dec 12th.

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thx, babe

!remindme december 9

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I will be messaging you on 09.12.2024, 13:34 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Who won? :marseyreading:

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these games all suck. where's minesweeper?

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What the frick is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fricks that think making "edgy jokes" and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fricks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by keep yourself safe), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of heck and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fricking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Frick you.

Snapshots:

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