Right, 95% of 2000s games abominations of narrative and writing. Somehow this feels like new insult, but not that different, actually. Just normal atrocity.
The joke before was that youre surrounded by dumb cute twinks and now the joke is that you're a team of dumb cute twinks. Doesn't resonate as much for me
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This garbage is proof that you can’t write standard quirky millennitard woke dialog about criminals and murderers who the audience is supposed to find cool and engaging.
Outlaw characters are interesting because they are on the fringe of society and generally have to be hard or at least eccentric in a way that makes sense. You can’t have a bunch of detached upbeat yuppie kids who are also criminals unless they’re all so utterly sociopathic that they are divorced from reality entierely
You're telling me that an average soyblack, a gym bro, a 4th gen upper middle class Latinx, and a race and gender nonspecific person of color who swears a lot don't make a convincing group of badasses?
the first preview video I saw of this told me everything I needed to know. They wanted to sell us on the idea that a bunch of yuppie dipshit children are actually super hardened criminals. That's so stupid it doesn't even work as satire.
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Holy shit, this game looks awesome. All the characters are realistic, they are all up to date on trans rights, and the gameplay looks as polished as Elden Ring. GOTY right here.
I only made it like 30 seconds in but I'm already impressed how they communicate that this is a mature game with a deep story by saying frick 30 times like real adults do.
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Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of s*x. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female.
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Saints Row has always just been shitty GTA but now they added unironic Current Thing politics.
Also that buck broken black guy would make sneed
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SR2 also had current thing but current thing wasn’t that r-slurred back than
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Right, 95% of 2000s games abominations of narrative and writing. Somehow this feels like new insult, but not that different, actually. Just normal atrocity.
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The joke before was that youre surrounded by dumb cute twinks and now the joke is that you're a team of dumb cute twinks. Doesn't resonate as much for me
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This garbage is proof that you can’t write standard quirky millennitard woke dialog about criminals and murderers who the audience is supposed to find cool and engaging.
Outlaw characters are interesting because they are on the fringe of society and generally have to be hard or at least eccentric in a way that makes sense. You can’t have a bunch of detached upbeat yuppie kids who are also criminals unless they’re all so utterly sociopathic that they are divorced from reality entierely
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You're telling me that an average soyblack, a gym bro, a 4th gen upper middle class Latinx, and a race and gender nonspecific person of color who swears a lot don't make a convincing group of badasses?
Uh, racist much?
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I would assume this is what they're going for except i cant imagine a AAA game in current year making fun of leftists like this
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I don’t think that’s what they’re going for. Maybe it’s what they want but schizos are not that uppity and coherent
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I know, so idk why anyone ever thought I was one.
I am way too uppity.
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the first preview video I saw of this told me everything I needed to know. They wanted to sell us on the idea that a bunch of yuppie dipshit children are actually super hardened criminals. That's so stupid it doesn't even work as satire.
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The murder business is open to everyone chud
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Holy shit, this game looks awesome. All the characters are realistic, they are all up to date on trans rights, and the gameplay looks as polished as Elden Ring. GOTY right here.
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Even grooming kids into becoming eunuchs! Amazing!
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That was the gayest shit I've ever seen
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They paid someone to write this with actual money
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Likely reddit updoots, but I get your point.
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There's no way this was made unironically
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Imagine playing something like Yakuza and then having to play this
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I guarantee the word chud is used unironically at some point in this game
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The characters look like average twitter users, the dialogue is all sorts of cringe, and I guarantee one of them is a they/them.
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All those fricks and not a single BIPOC or cute twink
Cringe
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I only made it like 30 seconds in but I'm already impressed how they communicate that this is a mature game with a deep story by saying frick 30 times like real adults do.
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Cussing. This is comedy gold!
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Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of s*x. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female.
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