I've been playing multiplayer f2p games solo for like 10 years

This is some redditor's house.

New review: - https://archive.ph/fLWxN

Old review: - https://archive.ph/CWrVr

The overall result is that Dragon Age: The Veilguard isn't the golden era BioWare game that I had hoped it would be. Torn between continuing its traditional role-playing legacy and starting afresh as a modern action RPG, the end result is an awkward sequel trapped in a cage made of reboot ideas.

even IGN has given up defending it

Tangental :

The old reviewer (https://archive.ph/hk3aF):

• + + a "freelance writer" aka worthless

The new one (https://archive.ph/kmjNm):

• + + "UK News and Features Editor" aka someone with actual relevancy

Now I have but my gut is that they fricked up so bad they needed to have the big guy come out and save IGN's reputation by not just sucking ea's peepee

Honestly, the whole Blue Album parody is pretty good.

Gaym journ*list are so bad

Elder ring is not an original game it's just souls spinoff

Red dead redemption is not an original game but sequel to red dead revolver

Metaphor: ReFantazio has Mara so it's an shin megami game

Nintendo 64 is returning in 2025 with a 4k version for $249.99 🎮 pic.twitter.com/FVa75rJBFX

— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) November 11, 2024

!g*mers !coomers

!g*mers

https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1glus8q/dav_spoilers_all_veilguard_lore_megathread/lwc0tl6/?context=8

They hated him because he spoke teh truth!

I warned everyone this was going to happen 😞 https://t.co/F1yeZS7Py2 pic.twitter.com/9Ov0B4gdCZ

— stricture (@bog_beef) November 11, 2024

@Ninjjer asked me to do the thread so here's another RWBY post

What are you playing currently?

!g*mers

Previous Iterations:

2024

2023

Other rDrama vidya content

Last week's game: Mudrunner

Final Score: !neurodivergents Please calculate this for me

All Previous Games:

Game to Discuss?

This week's game is scheduled to be 2004's Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

Future Game Discussions

November 17: Touhou

November 24: Broforce

December 1: The Stanley Parable

carp, capy, geto, donger pin please

NOSTALGIAGODS ARE EATING WELL THIS MONTH!

!oldstrags !g*mers

Most of the content on these marketplaces is user-generated. Devs will frequently develop some compartmentalized bit of code or some custom prop or character for their game and then sell it on the marketplace for additional income. This is often more income than what their actual games make.

Epic Games recently had the brilliant idea of combining all of their various storefronts into one mega store called Fab. This was genuinely a good idea. In the process they have removed everything I listed in the title and more.

Every seller I have heard from has reported going from multiple hundreds/ thousands a month down to practically nothing. It has been truly apocalyptic for the Unreal ecosystem.

It's not just useability that has contributed to this though. Users are able to upload copyrighted content for sale with personal or "professional" licenses. Here's Frieza.

Obviously that's easy enough to avoid buying but if you're not familiar with Frieza then it's not unreasonable to think that a dev might unknowingly buy and use that asset in their project. Extrapolating from there, several devs have realized that they could very easily wind up incorporating copyrighted props and not realize it.

If you look at the unreal subreddit you can still find daily sneed about Fab. More than half of the top posts of the month are about this. It has been out for eighteen days. During the first week nearly every single post was about how bad Fab was. There's even more going on than what I've discussed here. Like how in the past if you bought an asset you could directly click a button in the epic launcher to integrate that asset into your project. It would tell you compatibility and everything. Now you just can't. Apparently there's a freshly released official plugin to do this but I haven't tried it yet.

Everyone involved is losing time, money, or both.

As reported by VideoGamesChronicle, numerous listings of the console on eBay UK list the console below the PS5 Pro's retail price in the UK of £700. A number of sellers have it on sale for £680-£700, while other auctions that are running have it between £510 and £670. While the prices of these auctions will likely rise before the end, it doesn't seem likely it will reach the PS5 Pro's usual MSRP price point.

lmao

Me: hi I want to recover my account, my email was disabled because of inactivity

Black waman: hi can you give us the serial number of console where that account was made ?

Me: serial number

Black waman: what was the last purchase you made on that account ?

Me: "Forbidden Fruit Swimsuit"

Me: Stardust

I will still be playing it because I am Team Asano #1 simp but holy shit are Square Anus fricking tyrants lmao

I have an idea for a game where you play as Innocent men and women chased by Buckbreakers.

The Innocents

George Droid

George Floyd resurrected as a cyborg. He's fast, can smash through windows, and hard to catch, but is easily subdued . He gets extra power ups by grabbing drugs but certain enemies can drop trapped drugs. Fat enemies do extra damage against him.

Kayne West

Kayne can babble nonsense to temporarily

Disable enemies, jump on top of a tv and say something r-slurred to stun enemies who aren't in the same room, and inject other survivors with ebola temporarily turning them into horrible ebola monsters who can't be r*ped. His weakness is he cannot hide or be quiet.

Tariq Nasheed

All male innocents and buckbreakers get a bonus when Tariq Nasheed is on the field, but women get a disadvantage. In addition K-Flex secretly desires the bucbkreaking and the buckbreaker gets a disadvantage when he's caught from being weirded out.

Rachel Doleza

Rachel Doleza can temporarily go invisible thanks to her ancient mystic Indian wisdom and white privilege. She can also use her unique ability "blackface" to struggle out of the breaking barn. Her disadvantage is "You ain't black" which keans she can't be the first innocent onto the bus.

The Buckbreakers

Moonman

Moonman has an arsenal of deadly weapons and can trigger heart attacks with his "mac attack" abd "Tonight. You!" His disadvantage is his stupid head not being able to fit through certain doors and McDonalds and Doug Jones inflicting ten second cool downs for legal reasons.

Bardfinn

Bardfinn's brute strength is his/her greatest asset. He/she can bash through doors and barricades with ease, but holy wards block him/her completely. His "Massive Shenis" perk means that any escapees from the buckbreaking barn walk bowlegged . His disadvantages are "the mirror shows your true form" and "touch grass" where Bardfinn cannot enter a mirror's range of reflection without being stunned for five seconds and cannot approach a computer without spending twenty seconds logging on and checking his reddit domain.

Bull Connors

Bull Connors special abilities are "fight fire with water" where every body of water suddenly inflicts damage and "Release the hounds" where dogs attack the innocent . His disadvantage is "Theophius, what are you doing? " where the more innocents are in the buckbreaking barn the worse he does and "fat southern sheriff" which means he's slow and lazy.

Hitler

Hitler has "Piss on the ubermensch, where he can mark innocent and track them anywhere" as well as "Gas Chamber gangbang" , where any innocent he's caught slowly loses hp until the end of the round. His disadvantage is "One Ball and a club foot", which mean he's slow and awkward, and "Judenhass" which gives him a buff against targets who are or claim to be Jews but a debuff against non-jews.

Make your own suggestions! Idi Amin? Stalin? Marsey? Moonmetropolis? 911roofer? Michael Jackson?

Stages

Southern American Plantation

American Prison

Portland homeless camp

Minneapolis Fiery but peaceful Protest

Epstein Island

Cryptoland

JESUS CHRIST. A FANTASY GAME WHERE THE THIEVES GUILD DOESNT ACTUALLY STEAL BECAUSE ITS TOO PROBLEMATIC pic.twitter.com/CLvDOYerX5

— ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (@ZODIAC_MF) November 8, 2024

I'm not fact checking this because it's really funny.