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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-04-19 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜The Tortured Poets Department Megathread/r/TaylorSwift (3M)61%14403
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I don't believe trans women should participate in women sports. /r/millenials (55K)55%2586
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Tell me, how could I look more attractive? No surgery pls/r/LooksmaxingAdvice (63K)62%2146
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜W school!!!/r/teenagers (4M)57%1765
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Is Being Able To Miss An Attack Bad Game Design?/r/rpg (2M)52%578
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜why are men not against age gap relationships but women are? /r/Adulting (432K)56%572
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜New proposal means max mage in TOA will receive the same power leve.../r/2007scape (901K)59%584
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My husband has been planning this for weeks for my birthday. And ye.../r/funny (59M)42%343
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Crownfall. The fall of dota, more likely./r/DotA2 (2M)52%375
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I literally dont care about religion AT ALL but its so funny seeing.../r/LoveForRedditors (22K)60%431

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I don't believe trans women should participate in women sports. /r/millenials (55K)55%2586
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Tell me, how could I look more attractive? No surgery pls/r/LooksmaxingAdvice (63K)62%2146
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I literally dont care about religion AT ALL but its so funny seeing.../r/LoveForRedditors (22K)60%431
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You die and you lose integrity of things in Inventory ? It's a NO/r/NoRestForTheWicked (5K)53%67
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Ideologies I hate most on each side of the spectrum./r/Polcompballanarchy (10K)54%88
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜For everyone who feels virtuous arming invading hordes and communis.../r/GarandThumb (46K)42%236
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This just makes me mad./r/SnyderCut (18K)49%89
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The Tortured Poets Department Megathread/r/TaylorSwift (3M)61%14403
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜SSKTJL: Evolves Harley Quinn into a character to root for./r/SuicideSquadGaming (30K)49%73
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why isn't more done to educate renters to help support them in the .../r/olympia (39K)48%87

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713555448471508.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713555448918065.webp

:#marseycope:

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Muskrat seethe :marseyseethe:: https://old.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/1c7w2s6/tesla_recalls_thousands_of_cybertrucks_over/?sort=controversial

EnoughMuskSpam smug :marseygravedance:: https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1c7ur1r/all_cybertrucks_have_been_recalled/?sort=controversial

/r/news :marseysnoo:: https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1c7w6zk/tesla_recalls_cybertrucks_over_accelerator_crash/?sort=controversial

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In my district they don't care at all about losing us. They ship in uncertified foreign teachers who they house in the superintendent's apartments (she owns them). Basically indentured servants. They can't complain or quit because they'll lose their visa and their housing.

So exactly like nurses, farmhands and a bunch of techcels?

That's actually illegal. Like, 100% in my annual federal employee online training on human trafficking nearly word for word illegal.

!nooticers notice how they all say it's illegal but none can say how? There's nothing illegal about hiring foreigners. Nothing illegal about letting them rent from you. Nothing illegal about them having to leave the country fi they get fired.

That's unsettling on so many levels. I won't ask the district, but what state? (I'm assuming US.)

This is common across a lot of industries.

Companies will do this and contract out their workers. I saw it in tech all the time. Shady third party vendors who work on a Corp to Corp basis.

This isn't common at all in any industry, because that's internationally illegal human trafficking. What's common is company sponsored housing that is subsidized or reserved for employees, but those are regular leases that stay even if they're fired or quit.

Sure, they can keep the lease but they're going to have to frick off without a visa.

Also !leafs these people would flip shit if they ever heard about the TFWP

If that's in the US, it sounds like it might be violating labor and civil rights laws.

might lol.

This is common in health care. The ER I worked in about a quarter of our nurses were from the Phillipines. The hospital paid for thier visas and anything else immigration or licensing. They had to stay at the hospital for X number of years. The hospital basically held them hostage until they make enough money to bring thier families over.

That's still legal though, even if a bit shady. This is just downright not.

What's the difference?

Okay I know very little about laws but that cannot be legal.

You could've and should've stopped talking after the first part.

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!accelerationists

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A window slice into Soywoke's mentality

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135363988894868.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1c7rjlr/this_my_headcanon_atlest_i_dont_know_about_you/?sort=controversial

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https://twitter.com/krmaher/status/709156851435200516

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135294141111515.webp

Here's a post showing evidence of Katherine being a CIA agent or at least affiliated with the CIA in some form: https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=3101

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fem"""cel""" hole deleted, rejoice

the entire hole was either :!marseytrain:s or literal whores 🀣🀣🀣🀣femcel my butt neighbor

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:10inbongland: Foids don't like their skimpy Friday night outfits being preserved on the Internet for eternity

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135162367359002.webp

lmao

tl;dr: Apparently there's an "auditor" (thot audit?) trend on TikTok that involves filming young women out partying and foids don't like it because now everyone knows they're sluts.

!zoomers you're so based, keep it up

Daily Mail article about an account which sadly got banned or deleted, I can't find the one(s) they're complaining about now.

Edit: Here's something similar on YouTube but it's filmed by a foid so it's ok

Warning: contains British women

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135177618829162.webp

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>get MBA

>FRICKIN SLAY puss and go to dive bars

>Nerds mad and won't help Chad land his next Chad Job (445k OTE)

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The UK Guardian is investigating underage DIY HRT and /r/trans is freaking out

I found this via trusty ol' Reddit_Lies on Twitter, his tweet & discussion here:

https://twitter.com/reddit_lies/status/1781129987443118146

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904977616944.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904982030692.webp

I naturally went to see if this was the top story on /r/trans and it's there. The Twitter thread was great. Lucas "Keffals" Roberts pops up immediately:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904985776486.webp

and from the Reddit thread:

https://old.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1c7ds6p/huge_news_if_true/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904989624224.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904993269107.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904996916015.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134905000474212.webp

but y'all find this good stuff in the secret !trans subs and other drama GO GO GO

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Twitter alternative Post News is shutting down - The Verge

Drama? Idk out there somewhere on the internet. Probably Reddit discussions somewhere but lol hahaha oh nooooo our toxicity free hugbox noooo

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PAYSON β€” Allegations of students at Mt. Nebo Junior High School dressing up like animals and biting, barking and pouncing on fellow students created a social media firestorm on Wednesday.

As it turns out, these allegations were "completely unfounded," said Seth Sorensen, spokesman for the Nebo School District.


Factcheck: [REDACTED].

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135414914534101.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135414916809924.webp

Last week, "students were not treating each other respectfully and things were occurring that they just did not feel were appropriate and conducive to education," Sorenson said.

A small group of students at the school were wearing headbands with animal ears, which led other students to throw food at them. Kelsey James, spokeswoman for the Utah State Board of Education, said that incident prompted the school to send a letter to students' families.

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Is Google interfering in democracy?

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I've legit met guys like this, one I actually had hooked up with but that didn't want to get into a relationship specifically because of my weight, but wanted to game or frick any time I would've liked. What the heck?

Moids will frick anything if they are desperate enough

I saw a tiktok a man practicing putting weights up to 425lbs on his shoulder to make sure he could carry any partner.

You're not too heavy, his gains are too weak πŸ˜‚πŸ’…

Lmao these 300ibs+ women want to be picked up

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Even muzzies can't control hoeflation :marseysipping:

>Tall

>5'10

Made me :marseyshook:

But then I googled and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135197911202323.webp

:marseygiggle:

Its some literal sub 5 foot gremlin's standard of tall :marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135197911862762.webp

It takes allah's intervention to get a 5'10 gymcel in bhangidesh :marseyemojirofl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17135214174149644.webp

:marseyyayyy:

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Donald Trump's campaign funnels cash to his failing business

Rightoids say they hate criminals but send hundreds of millions $ to a grifter openly committing fraud.

Curious, what did rightoids mean by this? :marseyhmm:

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:marseychingchonggenocide:

@X where dem reparations at chigga :marseyflagmalaysia:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713363884061959.webp :#marseybruh2:

In case you hate the shitty AI voice here's the summary

  • In 2018 when he was 12 he discovered reddit. He eventually finds out that there's a karma leaderboard.

  • By 2019 he has 3,000 karma. He cringes now looking back at his comments.

  • His "breakthrough" happened in March 2019 when a meme he posted got upvoted. It was even reviewed in one of Pewdiepies videos.

  • He makes it into /r/EternityClub realizes they're cringe and leaves.

  • Still he wants to make it into /r/CenturyClub. Gets banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself :marseybased: Continues grinding and finally gets 100k and makes it into /r/CenturyClub. Realizes they're cringe 30+ year old Americans obsessed with politics and leaves.

  • In 2020 he turns his focus to minecraft. Gets bored with that and goes back to reddit.

  • He had much more time now because of the pandemic which kept him at home for almost 2 years.

  • Now he wanted 1 million karma. He messages Gallowboob for advice. Now he is locked in.

  • It took almost a year to reach 100k karma. Another 6 months to 200k. But now it only took 6 days to get to 300k.

  • He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards :marseyxd:

  • In September 2020 he reaches 1 million points after only 47 days of grinding. It was quite fast.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger even replied to one of his posts, but he didn't really know who Arnold was :marseyzoomer:

  • Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma :marseydicklet:

  • By the end of 2020 he was over 2 million karma.

  • He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me." :marseyemojirofl:

  • He still wanted to grind to 10 million karma. He now posted 100 times per day at regular intervals.

  • Time was not a problem since he had online school and could keep Google meet open while posting to reddit.

  • He made a google spreadsheet to track his progress and aimed for 30k points a day or 1 million a month.

  • By his 14th birthday he reached 5 million. He basically just spammed posts now and at one point was averaging 90k points per day. By May 2021 he reached 10 million karma after "5 months of grinding with no breaks."

  • But this was starting to negatively affect his school work so he had to take time off reddit to focus on algebra :marseylaughpoundfist:

  • He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday." :marseydarkxd:

  • Someone gets suspicious and sees that this zoomer posted at almost the same times everyday. They assume he's a bot so he gets banned from the /r/BotDefense system. This banned him from 3k subs.

  • Undeterred he carried on eventually reaching 25 million karma.

  • Now he was back at in person school so he would run home when it finished and spam reddit with more posts. During this time he got banned twice. But appealed them successfully.

  • The start of 2022 was great because Putin invaded Russia so now he could spam Zelensky.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133688668343506.webp

  • But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.

  • He claims now is when he learned python and made a bot to automate his posts. Posting 360 times a day.

  • People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.

Now he was free to touch grass and just posts to his youtube.

Proving that reportmaxxing works!


I saw this here

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1c66kpp/how_millions_of_karma_are_made/?sort=controversial

I didn't plan to watch it all due to the annoying voice, but the autism of it drew me in. Where were this kids parents. Absolutely r-slurred. At least he got away from it eventually.

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Why you ask?

No you didn't, you already know why

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Learn_to_Code

>During a campaign rally back in 2019, then-Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden spoke to a crowd in a coal mining town. Advocating a green agenda, the audience was understandably unhappy. To console the coal miners, Biden offered some career advice: β€œLearn to code.”

>Do these sources identify this as the origin of the term?

:#marseygigaretard:

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