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"He gets his son on the phone. 'Bjorn, this is The Undertaker.' 'Hey Undertaker, how are you?' 'I'm really good.' I'm making small talk with this kid. I start messing with him like I do everybody. 'Bjorn, sounds like to me that you're getting in some kind of trouble at home, aren't you?' 'No, I'm not getting into any trouble.' 'Nooo, sounds like you're up to something. I don't know what it is, but I can tell you're doing something you shouldn't be doing.' 'I'm not doing anything I'm not supposed to be doing. You're doing something you're not supposed to be doing.' 'Nooooo.' This seven-year-old kid goes, 'Hey, I'll shoot you right in the face.' I about lost it. Now his dad is mortified. 'I put him on the phone, he's threatening the Undertaker.' 'You're not going to shoot me in the face, I'm going to shoot you in the face.' Now, I'm having an argument with a seven-year-old about shooting him in the face. I probably shouldn't be talking about this. It's all in good fun. You had to be there.

"We're going back and forth, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he goes, 'You're a Democrat.' [laughs]. Where did that come from? His dad, who is standing right next to me, he has his head in his hands, 'I'm so sorry.' Now, I'm trying to keep this conversation for as long as I can. I'm totally engaged, fully engaged. We do finally hang up. This guy is like, 'I am so sorry. I had no clue. He gets that from his grandfather.' That was the coolest conversation I've had on the phone in a while. He goes, 'Again, I apologize.' 'There is absolutely nothing to apologize for.' After the show, he goes, 'I talked to my wife. She is mortified.' I was like, 'Bjorn is okay with me. It was totally fine. You tell her not to worry. He made my night.' You just don't get threatened like that from a seven-year-old. That was fun."

!britbongs where were you when Vinnie Jones stuck his peepee in Bobby Gould's ear?

Taylor Swift has stirred up some serious bad blood with the release of her latest album The Tortured Poets Department, taking aim at multiple exes, including Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy, while also reigniting her explosive feud with Kim Kardashian.

The singer, 34, officially dropped The Tortured Poets Department - her 11th studio album - on Friday, leaving fans scrambling to unravel the many pointed references to various romantic partners hidden within the lyrics of her songs.

But while Taylor made several digs at the likes of Joe and Matty, her former boyfriends were not the only people to find themselves at the pointy end of the singer's razor-tongued attacks.

Reality star Kim was also among the targets of the album, with listeners calling out not one, but two 'diss tracks' in which Taylor appears to reference her bitter feud with the reality star, as well as her ex-husband Kanye West.

Taylor's album was officially released at midnight ET (2am UK time), but just two hours later, she revealed on social media that there was a 'second installment', titled The Anthology, having sparked a flurry of speculation that a shock reveal was coming when she shared a countdown clock on social media.

Among the tracks included in that second release is a song titled thanK you aIMee, which fans are now convinced is aimed specifically at Kim, 43, noting that the letters K, I, and M are capped up in the title of the 24th track.

Fans also called out another song called Cassandra, which makes several references to 'snakes'; the snake emoji has played a major role in the ongoing feud between Taylor and Kim, as well as the reality star's ex-husband Kanye West, leading many to believe that the track is yet another subtle jab.

Meanwhile thanK you aIMee centers on Taylor's apparent dislike for a mean school girl she refers to as 'Aimee' - with fans convinced that the person she is actually singing about is Kim.

Taylor sings in one line: 'There's a bronze spray-tanned statue of you and a plaque underneath it/That threatens to push me down the stairs, at our school.'

'All that time you were throwin' punches, I was buildin' somethin' / And I can't forgive the way you made me feel / Screamed 'F**k you, Aimee' to the night sky, as the blood was gushin' / But I can't forget the way you made me heal.'

She goes on to add: 'And it wasn't a fair fight, or a clean kill / Each time that Aimee stomped across my gravе / And then she wrote hеadlines/ In the local paper, laughing at each baby step I'd take.'

Taylor concludes by confirming she's changed the name of the woman she's singing about - further fueling speculation the track is about Kim.

She also seems to reference Kim's 10-year-old daughter North West dancing to her 2014 single Shake It Off on TikTok, finding it ironic as the 'song is about you'.

She sings: 'And so I changed your name, and any real defining clues/And one day, your kid comes home singin' a song that only us two is gonna know is about you.'

The Vatican is spying on my internet and they are trying to kidnap me and subject me to an exorcism.

They want to get rid of all my friends and homies and I like my friends.

This is real, my internet keeps on cutting off for like a minute at a time. How do I prevent the Vatican from kidnapping me and getting rid of my friends and homies?

Any accounts doing engagement farming will be suspended and traced to source

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 19, 2024

Domestic violence increases by 26% when the England football team wins or draws and 38% when they lose.

Watching the way this city fan celebrated his team scoring last night leaves me cold. I love football, but we've got to do something about this. pic.twitter.com/4ewdswvcVp

— Woke Lefty 🫣 (@SalfordMe2023) April 18, 2024

Some post about a dude going bonkers at a soccer game or w/e the sport is called gets community noted for linking fans to domestic violence.

Women offended in replies:

https://twitter.com/carbonsaveruk/status/1780992535428583440

Good god what is the matter with him ? Silly boy.

https://twitter.com/Mrs_R_Spectre/status/1780953252563149226

There is enough evidence there to arrest him and ban him for life

https://twitter.com/SlaggitySlag/status/1780949866304135386

I'm so glad my husband cannot be arsed with football & football culture.

https://twitter.com/Janana58/status/1780943441116983427

Nasty little thug. Make him famous.

Some right wingers in the quote tweets:

https://twitter.com/0xAlaric/status/1781143515658924382

White men having fun is the single most revolutionary act in The Culture today

It causes them to recoil in horror, circle the wagons, launch hapless screeds; literally nothing else bothers them this much.

https://twitter.com/lordkohl/status/1781084777757511941

The same women who support mass immigration from the 3rd world are upset over lads having a bit of spat.

https://twitter.com/vagrantwires/status/1781301282566791292

Dudes like this conquered half the planet, and handed the West the incredible legacy of a comfortable future. The bugman mind simply cannot comprehend why this is good. This masculine spirit of conquest lives on today only in tightly controlled outlet spaces (like sports), but even those spaces are under siege because the left knows how much of a threat such spirit is to their own vicious and effeminate power structures - once it breaks out of its gilded cage...

Teenage socialist chimes in:

https://twitter.com/BitterMarxist/status/1781258497448874126

Sports like football are the result of toxic and violent masculinity. It WILL be abolished under socialism.

It's an excuse for men to be aggressive without judgement, often rooted in misogyny and xenophobia.

Hot take, I know.

The only sane response to the whole thing:

https://twitter.com/CityGroundShelf/status/1781075722494185643

Lads being a tit at the football, but I'm not sure that means he goes home and kicks the women in his life in the head.

Proper weird correlation

Pictured above is @UncleAbortion's alt desperately and pathetically begging me to get let back in. But why though

It's not just that I really do get these messages all the time

this

the trending tab (on desktop) is gone

now his grok ai summarizes it for you

CEO of Sneed (Formerly Chuck)

Kanye West: Los Angeles police investigating whether rapper was involved in alleged battery

West's chief of staff told NBC News in a statement that the incident happened after his wife Bianca Censori was allegedly "physically assaulted"

Thursday 18 April 2024 23:16, UK

https://news.sky.com/story/kanye-west-los-angeles-police-investigating-whether-rapper-was-involved-in-alleged-battery-13118134

The important part:

Milo Yiannopoulos, West's chief of staff at his clothing and apparel company Yeezy, told NBC News in a statement that the incident happened after his wife Bianca Censori was allegedly "physically assaulted".

"The assailant didn't merely collide into her. He put his hands under her dress, directly on her body, he grabbed her waist, he spun her around, and then he blew her kisses," Mr Yiannopoulos said.

"She was battered and sexually assaulted."

@slim404 that's… weird, honestly. I'm not any sort of agent. You can dislike me, but please don't defame me.

— Katherine Maher (@krmaher) March 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/krmaher/status/709156851435200516

Here's a post showing evidence of Katherine being a CIA agent or at least affiliated with the CIA in some form: https://wikipediasucks.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=3101

KCD BROS! We're going home!

It'll almost certainly be about the Hussites though so I hope we at least get to choose.

!soyteens wow gemmy!

Was good to have on the drive to work this morning. Some good crooners on here like the Black dog and how did it end. As the worlds only Chris Isaak super fan I approve of this direction

Because I do. Imagining stuff like that kinda helps me cope sometimes. It's like a mental escape from the harsh and extremely upsetting reality that is animal agriculture and the people in this world who justify it for selfish reasons. I like to imagine living in a world where animal rights are important to everybody (or at least the vast majority) and farming animals for food isn't even a thing.

Everybody's just vegan by default, and if a person were ever to suggest harming animals for food or clothing in this fictitious world, the population would basically look at them as if they just insulted somebody's mother in the worst possible manner. Haha. I mean, it just gets so darn tiring being a vegan in a non-vegan world sometimes. Oh, who am I kidding? All the time. I know a fully vegan planet is only a fantasy at this point, but it helps to think that someday, it might actually become reality.

Does anybody else like to fantasize about this stuff too (as a way to cope with the opposite being true)? 🌱🌎

Sometimes I forget that I don't.

My husband and I are both vegan, as are our close friends who come over for movies and game nights. I work from home, eat snack, lunch, and dinner from home. As long as I'm home, my little world seems vegan. I don't have to say 'vegan cheese' or 'that fake salami' I just say the words as what they mean to me, in my house... In my house, animals are sentient, emotional, loving, intelligent beings that are treated with respect. We don't kill the spiders, we hang up birdhouses and bat boxes for the local wildlife, and it sits well with our souls.

But then I leave my house, and I'm back to putting up emotional barriers when I walk through the grocery store or when out shopping. I'm back to being on guard and trying to do what's right.

I think the best thing we can do is try to bring that dream of yours (of many of us) to life in our own little parts of the world. The little sanctuary you create for yourself is a little sanctuary you've also created for love and understanding.

how are these people real

It's true. the hildabeast vagenda of manocide would have started wwiii if not now then prolly sometime in 2017