This is positive, fun stories about drinking only. If you're ruining your life with alcohol you better find a fun anecdote because we don't want to hear the sad shit.
If you were a straggot who thought she was a 5 in her videos, click the link and despair. Ugly Asiancel foid desperately begging for simps (literally, she wonders why she has casual fans yet no one is obsessed with her) thinks bland content will be enough to get her back on middle. Her five-head gives every train an extra point in passing. Comments used to beg her for collabs with more famous artists, less than a year later nobody knows who she is.
He probably said the r-slur. Let's take this as a lesson to do better.
I got distracted reading some hole bitch about her period or something and suddenly had the brilliant realization that this site has too much meta garbage and not enough drama. It's off-putting and could gradually kill the site.
I want to focus on drama outside of our circlejerk and am proposing weekly, targeted bait contests. We've had bait contests in the past but 1) they last a month by which point everyone has forgotten and 2) they just tell you to be dramatic somewhere without any kind of focus. I've decided to fund weekly bait contests with specific targets. Some of my many ideas include:
- Make fats seethe/cope/dilate
- Make male feminists mald (feminists who are male, not male feminists)
- Most absurd coomer spankbait with credulous interaction
- Trick commies into agreeing with dumb ideas and so on.
(wow, no fucking train shit)
I am a poorcel and rewards will be correspondingly modest. However, you will also earn prestige and the DramaCoin from posting your bait. Could there be a special badge for winners? Who can know for sure?
First prize is 500 to 1000 DramaCoin, determined at my discretion based on hilarity.
Second prize is 100-250 DramaCoin, again based on quality.
Third prize is you're fired, Always Be Shooting.
Thus I announce my first weekly bait contest, Anti-FatScootercel Aktion
Your goal is to humiliate fats. This could be making them angry or encouraging them to admit embarrassing secrets or describe their disgusting problems. If your comment or post leads to embarrassing responses from hogs, it's in the contest. If I see a relevant post I'll automatically consider it but I have a demanding job and incredibly active sex life so it would be best if you could DM me any intentional submissions. Good luck, have fun, fats aren't human.
(this isn't CC but you should probably CC your submissions)