BasedGod

Token Neanderthal of rdrama :platymicdrop:

4629    3 followers  
joined 06 Jun 2021

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User ID: 1490

Coins spent: 2200

BasedGod

Token Neanderthal of rdrama :platymicdrop:

4629    3 followers   joined 06 Jun 2021

No bio...

Awards received

x1 x1

User ID: 1490

Coins spent: 2200

Bonus: He also has serial killer-esque fantasies about his foid cousins

https://old.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/r5pw6f/whats_the_weirdest_fantasy_you_have_that_you_will/

His entire Reddit history is just DepressionPorn; whining about foids, failedLove and escapism

@Intervention posted about Redditoid pantifa sneeding about Twitter's new privacy laws. I didn't even read most of it. Thinking it would be pretty funny, I meta reported his tweets.

https://freeghettohoes.biz/post/28020/antifascistsofreddit-cope-about-twitters-new-policy

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The Agendaposter theme made me sexually attracted to digital spiders

So I was given the agendaposter theme for 2 days by admins. For calling impassionata a πŸ€ (which by no means warrants that response).

Anyway, I was lying on my bed, browsing rdrama on mobile and seeing that cute little spider crawl on my screen, I don’t normally hate spiders or anything so I didn’t have any problem with that. So, if you don’t know how the agendaposter theme looks, the spider comes in and out of the screen as it wishes. Suddenly it went out of the screen through the downside of the phone. My phone was on top of my stomach so it was as if it went inside my stomach. I don’t know why but it aroused me a little.

Yesterday night while I was feeling horny, I was going through my routine preference of cute twinks in chaturbate to rub one out but none of them interested me anymore, which was a bit strange. I visited this site as a muscle reflex to distract myself a little bit. I lie down on my bed while doing the shameful deed so I was in the same position as before.

Suddenly the cutie spider appeared again. This time I knew what I had to do. Just as the spider was going out of the screen from the left side, I turned off auto-rotate and put that side over my dick. Immediately I was rock hard imagining that little arachnid went inside me. I did this two or three more times, jerking off slowly in between and I had the biggest nut in months.

Fuuuuuck bros, am I addicted to cumming to spiders now? Should I get help for this? Has anyone else experienced this?

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:marseytrump: :marseyhungry: :marseykyle: :marseydealwithit:
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I can't Reeeeeeeeeead!!!

How can this fast growing, POC and LGBTQIA+ friendly website be excluded from the list? This is literally like the holocaust.

I would have done it myself but for some reason it's locked because of vandalism(?) It seems you have to make a new account and wait 4 days or something which is frankly too much work.

4
Did Theranos Lose Afghanistan?

I don't hope much since this is too on the nose but they are already chomping at the bait

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Vatican deploys supply-side economics for gussy

No drama in the replies as of now. Someone needs to inform Reddit about this for the seething to commence

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Another AHS moderator in the making? 😳😳
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LMAO Who could have foreseen this?
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Bong soccer club kills Jew cutie with the big coof

God damn, I can't wait for the day of the πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«

Seethe Cope 500 dilatecoins etc etc

Journo causes seethe in food&travel pics site with literally lowest effort possible

In case mayo-cels are ignorant, Kamala means the color Orange too ☺️☺️🧑🧑

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This is your fate as a gussy admirer

Rise above the temptation, my fellow bussy connoisseurs