It started in one of my bait threads where some guy says that Doomslayer can solo Golden Frieza from dragon ball. Some context for animephobes (yuck! ) high tier dragonball characters can basically cough entire universes away with no effort, whereas Doomslayer fights demons with guns
A few comments later, a fine Reddit crusader Sparks a 200 comment long war with
How much longer will this war last? Will OP be able to prove Doomslayer is multiversal? Or will he be xeeleestomped by golden Frieza?
Who will win? MARSEY vs MACH RIDER
Marsey the cat, AKA the long beloved mascot of the Deuxkin! She has taken many forms, such as soyjack Marsey and Familyman Marsey . Her most powerful form is unknown.
killed a pibble by running it over
cute enough to amass a cult following
is a known weapons specialist
served as a TX Bounty Hunter
is often referred to as "he"
relies heavily on substance abuse
has multiple personality disorder (thinks she is an SRDine)
A motorphile from an obscure Mad Max inspired NES game, and Captain Falcon's predecessor. Is most known for his trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
drives really fast
has no good games
everyone thinks he is a girl due to a vague fan theory
was instantly replaced by captain falcon
Fight takes place in downtown Portland
Using Composite Marsey
ROUND 1: Mach Rider has 3 days prep time
ROUND 2: Mach Rider teams up with u/MasterLawlz and Platy . Lawlz is y'all-lusted and Platy is moneylusted. They get 5 hours prep time, BUT: Marsey teams up with a Silverback Gorilla and a Hippo.
For reference: https://old.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/pv5vul/a_hippo_vs_an_m1_abrams_tank/ Hippos can tank multiple RPG's and tank shells
Silverback Gorillas also have 9 inch skulls. How the HELL can Mach, Lawlz, and Platy defeat them?
ROUND 3: Silverback Gorilla has a mental block, the Hippo is bloodlusted and Marsey has Soul Edge. Carp and Aevann join Mach Rider's team. Now they get 10 hours prep time.
WHO WILL WIN?!?!
this would make a good snappy quote
Lol. Its okay to be wrong my guy. The evidence is right before your eyes yet you describe things that are very obviously not happening. Whats stressful is people like you who just DONT WANT TO admit that this could very well be going on. But that's all part of it I guess, right? People like you. Sheep. A dime a dozen. It's okay, champ. I dont blame you. I blame the mind control. Sometimes. Sometimes people are just naturally arrogant dicks. Fortunately you are not the latter. In my opinion. I hope. Anyways, have a great day. 🤷♂️👍
fished for some BITCHES and instead got some WITCHES. AWAB
witches comment on the golden rules of witchcraft
For the record, she is breaking the Golden rule of Wiccans, pagans and witches alike. "An ye harm none, do what ye will ". What she is doing is not representative of any aftermentioned belief systems.
I think you are NTA, as it is your responsibility as a parent to monitor your daughters well-being, which is clearly being negatively affected.
But man, why aren't you more concerned about her mental health than her witchcraft?
Witchcraft itself isn't any more harmful than other religions and curses are DANGEROUS magic (I'm a pagan practicioner) which are strictly off limits if you want to practice witchcraft safely, they're strongly discouraged in our circles and some covens here expel members for using them.
Your daughter needs to learn about karma and the rule of three.
What she is doing, trying to cause harm to others in such a way whether they are still living or deceased is not right.
She isn’t even trying to bind and stop them being a negative influence - she is just going straight to harming and again, that’s not cool or right.
I think you’ve been fairly tolerant up to now.
She needs some serious guidance before she messes with forces that she just doesn’t quite understand and ends up messing up royally.
the post is young feel free to use dramahexes, fellow deuxwizards
Recently, our deuxhaven has been flooded with ruqqoid danger rangers the most zealotous, radical, and DANGEROUS members of the ruqqus website. animephobes, landphobes, and seriousposters are trying to destroy our culture as we know it that is why I have decided, we must compile a dictionary of ruqqcel language so we can BLACKLIST and FILTER it in order to save both the current and next generation of deuxkin from being infected by ruqqcel zombies! Arm yourselves!
AVOID THE RUQQOID
CURRENT LIST OF RUQQCEL WORDS, PHRASES, AND OPINIONS (AVOID AT ALL TIMES)
seethe and dilate
get the wall
"I unironically agree with this sub for once"
“tax fat people”
"___ should get the wall"
"___ is not funny"
"emojiposters are bad"
"weebs are bad"
"landlords are bad"
"anyone supporting ___ should be put up against the wall"
END OF GUIDE
If you have spotted any ruqqcel language that I have missed, please don't hesitate to add to the list! ruqqcels are dead set on destroying our deuxhaven, the best way we can deal with their bigotry is by CUTTING the ruqqus tongue IN HALF. RUQQOIDS OUT OUT OUT!!!
based on post below (WARNING: full of ruqqoid speak)