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Captain_Johnathan_Archer

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Chapose was a good admin. He dindu nuffin wrong.

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joined 27 Jul 2021

When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes the baby was standing up, standing up on its own. A few more minutes and it was walking and before I knew it, it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd. Humans aren't like that, Ambassador. We may come from the same planet as those gazelles but we're pretty much helpless when we're born. It takes us months before we're able to crawl. Almost a full year before we can walk. Our deep space mission isn't much different. We're going to stumble, make mistakes, I'm sure more than a few, before we find our footing. But we're going to learn from those mistakes. That's what being human is all about. I'm sorry you can't see that.

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1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Beta User Bug Chaser Bronze Recruiter Survivor Fart-Free Verified Email Marsey Artisan Landchad Little Big Spender Halloween 21 Low Roller Patron of the Arts All-Seeing Eye Unblockable Sidebar Artist Christmas 21 Benefactor Wolf Artisan Platy Artisan Platy Master Hit! Msar Bomba Order of Marsey, 2nd Class Certified LOSER Unironically Retarded Marsey Master Idea Maker

User ID: 3370

Coins spent: 26651

True score: 14113

Winnings: -5530

Captain_Johnathan_Archer

House Vampire

Chapose was a good admin. He dindu nuffin wrong.

8945 coins   60 marseybux   4 followers   follows 17 users   joined 27 Jul 2021

When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes the baby was standing up, standing up on its own. A few more minutes and it was walking and before I knew it, it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd. Humans aren't like that, Ambassador. We may come from the same planet as those gazelles but we're pretty much helpless when we're born. It takes us months before we're able to crawl. Almost a full year before we can walk. Our deep space mission isn't much different. We're going to stumble, make mistakes, I'm sure more than a few, before we find our footing. But we're going to learn from those mistakes. That's what being human is all about. I'm sorry you can't see that.

Awards received

x4 x1 x1 x5 x9 x3 x1 x1 x1

User ID: 3370

Coins spent: 26651

True score: 14113

Winnings: -5530

1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Beta User Bug Chaser Bronze Recruiter Survivor Fart-Free Verified Email Marsey Artisan Landchad Little Big Spender Halloween 21 Low Roller Patron of the Arts All-Seeing Eye Unblockable Sidebar Artist Christmas 21 Benefactor Wolf Artisan Platy Artisan Platy Master Hit! Msar Bomba Order of Marsey, 2nd Class Certified LOSER Unironically Retarded Marsey Master Idea Maker
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Hey Dramacunts. What’d I miss these past few days?

I decided to give this place a pass while Aevann and co. were going through their “web design is my passion” moment. Did I miss anything memorable? :marseydoubt:


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This is a Platy thread. I like Marsey :marseyblm: but I like Platy too :platythumbsup:

Quick, post your favorite Platy. Go!

:platyrich:


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New Stonetoss

:marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus:


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Marsey-fied Hank Hill

An alternative to :marseyhankhill:

@Enrico_Motassa


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:marseyrustyventure: Adult Swim Marseys :platyhandbanana:

My name is...

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Shake Zula, the mic rula, the old schoola. You want a trip? I'll bring it to ya

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Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop. Meatwad, you're up next your knock-knock

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Meatwad make the money, see? Meatwad get the honeys, G. Driving in my car, living like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes,

And I'm a Taurus...

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Dammit, Bobby. Quit watching those gaht-danged cartoons.


@Enrico_Motassa I remember you asked for a Hank Hill Marsey. Does this one work for you?


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Ben Garrison Marseys ITT :marseymagahat:

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Papists are fakists

Imagine a supreme, “universal” Church that asks people to recognize a bunch of wops and an Argentinian as holy. Come on.


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Umm... Jannies?

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Wha happen?


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I support quad and platy's quest for a wholesome rdrama!

@Platy


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Edelgard is a contemporary American incel

@schizocel can I have the anime badge?


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Edelgard but male

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Edelgard and her fiancé

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Princess Edelgard says…

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Reported by:


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Hi there admins :marseybye: There’s some Transmisia on this site I’d like to report :marseytransflag2:

It’s me. I’m the Transmisia. :marseyderp:

If one of you could kindly apply the custodial analysis to my profile, you’ll find I’ve bumped my numbers up significantly since yesterday. :marseyauthright:

Can I have the hexagonal punishment please? Thanks and God bless :marseyloveyou:

@TwoLargeSnakesMating

@DrTransmisia

@carpathianflorist

@Aevann


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This is This is This is This is This is This is This is This is Edelgard

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This is Edelgard

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I want coins. I will offer my Marseybux in exchange.

I want dramacoins so number spent in shop go up :soyjackwow:

In exchange I will give you my Marseybux at a slight profit. Say, 9,500 coins for my 10,000? :marseycheers:


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This is Captain Archer

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Princess Edelgard

Oopsie woopsie OwO

I posted some Japanese cartoony woony outside the containmwent hwole > w <

Exposed my preference for eastern video gamey wamey on your vewwy sewious wightoid sitey wite T _ T

I hope there’s no hexwagonally shaped punishmwent for peowple like me ; ^ ]

@carpathianflorist

@Anyotherbadgejannies


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Quick Favorite Marsey! Don’t think! Just post!

:#marseykneel:

I’d go with Marsey kneel. She has plenty of uses, and I think it’s hilarious Marsey grows a muscular, anatomically correct humanoid body just to kneel properly.

What’s your favorite, off the top of your head Marsey? Knee jerk reaction. Don’t think about it.


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Crossover episode

I left plenty of space so you can add your own favorites

:marseyangel:


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Princess Edelgard

Oopsie woopsie OwO I posted some Japanese cartoony woony > w < Exposed my preference for eastern video gamey wamey on your vewwy sewious wightoid sitey wite T _ T

I hope there’s no punishmwent for peowple like me ; ^ ]

@carpathianflorist

@Anyotherbadgejannies


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This is Edelgard

Since this is posting is back in vogue, consider this a way of asking if anyone here plays Fire Emblem.


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This is T.V. Agent

Why bother with blue haired cartoon little girls when you could have TV Agent :marseycool2:

TV Agent is an agent with… with a TV for a head. He also seems to drink, and he might be KGB or something since the creator is Russian. :marseyputin:

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I know there isn’t enough of this guy for him to have been a mascot, but I still think he’s neat. :platyblush:


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Literature Maxxing :marseyreading: Looking for suggestions from literate Dramanauts :!marseybigbrain: :marseysmoothbrain:

Silly and potentially brain-rotting as this may be, I am unironically interested in reading recommendations from my fellow shitposters. I’ll take fiction and nonfiction alike, but I’m mainly looking for things you thought were genuinely profound.

I actually bought a meditation book, The Mind Illuminated by John Yates, because it was recommended here, and I’ve enjoyed it so far. It’s worth noting the author was an actual PhD scientist, so the book isn’t just guru fluff. It details how to meditate, how specifically to get better at it and avoid plateauing, and makes it clear when you’re actually ready for the next stage by listing what you should be accomplishing and how you should be feeling.

I’m also on a theology kick at the moment, so I’ve been thumbing through a bible for the first time since childhood, and I’m also reading Confessions by Saint Augustine of Hippo. I enjoy how relatable his points and reflections are despite the elaborate writing and significant passage of time. While this may sound mean, I also can’t help but note Augustine’s obsession with rhetorical debate in his youth greatly reminds me of our community’s very own @pizzashill. It’s more theological, but I’m still getting the same feel.

On that note, does anyone have a specific recommendation for a good English Quran for beginners?

I’ve also been replaying Deus Ex and Metal Gear Solid, so my political science is on point :marseyjcdenton: :marseytinfoil: :!marseycapypunished:

I’ve seen the following books brought up over the months:

Do Read

  • Brave New World (Any other Aldous Huxley suggestions?)

  • Grapes of Wrath

  • The Expanse

  • Stand on Zanzibar

  • Lord of the Rings series (I honestly know nothing about the franchise)

Do not read

  • The Catcher in the Rye

  • Wheel of Time (Carp likes it so it goes here)

  • The Handmaid’s Tale

  • Krakauer stuff

Anything else :!marseyexcited:


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Proper Birthday Hat Thread. Post ITT if the birthday hat fits correctly over your pfp

Yes I’m humble bragging, and now you can too. :marseyparty:

Make sure to upvote anything and everything for double DC. :marseythumbsup:


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