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This Kong Is A Fucking Disgrace! :marseymonke:

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This Kong Is A Fucking Disgrace! :marseymonke:

6745 coins   0 marseybux   1 follower   follows 0 users   joined 23 May 2021

 

I'm just a kong with a funny face

Awards received

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User ID: 751

Coins spent: 0

True score: 4962

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Alpha User Halloween 21 Christmas 21 1 Year Old 🥰 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor

:marseytrain: don't try to make everything about yourselves for 2 microseconds challenge (impossible!)

Half of those will be gone in a year

:#marseykneel:

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

OP is a pussy and burns his tracks

Also, the QRTs are full of women sneeding

its purely pragmatic

Basically instead of chosing the protagonist, the girl of the gang decided to go live with the mascot of the group and gave birth to 42 fly-mice hybrids. A comparison I've seen a lot is people comparing it to Daphne dipping Fred to live with scooby doo and fuck a dozen of puppy-human abominations into existence.

There are also like 10 different threads talking about it or its related | aftermath on /co/

Tl;dr

actual humans who wanted to fuck a mouse are mad that the mouse fucked another species

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Islam is right about children's book authors :marseysalat::marseysalat:
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Saturday Night fevered Weeb :marseyneckbeard: dabs once more on the TikTok foid. Hoes still mad :marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging:

Check the QRTs for peak sneed :marseysneed:

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:marseytrain:s are this close to becoming self aware: episode 4083

"Are you gay?"

Nah I like girls I think they're hot.

"Do you also want to be hot?"

Shit...

Who's telling her? :marseydisagree:

???

oui g pas capté la

Mdrr les comm et les cités ne font que dire "lol c'est trop moi". Tellement improbable mdr

A bunch of frogs :marseydeux: stand dazed and confused at the trains' logics

But if I were trans then I would be... Straight?

Un oh, sisters! :taypray:

That's the point of the comic. The person is straight, because that's in fact a trans guy, only he hasn't realized it yet.

:#marseykneel:

I'd cheer for our fruit-basketball but he's an academician so he's gonna have to face the wall too :marseyunabomber:

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  • Sal: Watch this go nowhere in 2 weeks :marseysal:

average hyperborea believer lmao

Honestly, this guy's full of wonderful takes. You cute twinks gotta read his entire feed. We should even invite him and make him a mod here.

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Weeb remains unfazed at the e-girl's charms. Hoes mad++

Personal favourite of the thread

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I'd like to show you all the tags&notes but this site's design is so fucking atrocious how is anyone still using that

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Broke: Justin Trudeau is actually Castro's son

Woke: Justin is Pierre Trudeau's son but Margaret and Fidel still fucked

Bespoke: Justin is Pierre Trudeau & Fidel Castro’s lovechild

I mean look at that pic: You just know Pierre was clapping those latinx cheeks not 10 minutes earlier. And disagreeing with this is literal bi erasure and will be not tolerated! :lgbt: :lgbt: :lgbt:

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Cute and valid 🚂🚃🚃 gets ostracized off the commune

Bonus link: Injun savages bring their two cents on the matter https://old.reddit.com/r/NativeAmerican/comments/scux28/what_are_your_thoughts_on_this/

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Current year +7 and it still gets hoes mad
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:marseydeux: Frogs doing what they do best: fight each other

From the looks of it, Presidential elections are coming in FrogLand and a hardline rightoid is making a lot of dramacoin. Some heckin wholesome antiferino's went to one of his rally to ask why can't everyone be friends and they finna got dabbed on by rightoid enthusiasts

I'd try to use my years of Google Translate experience to give more context but:

If ever there is a Frog, an Ice Frog or a Kangz Frog willing to be useful for once and give more info on whatever the twittoids are talking about, feel free to hook us up

https://twitter.com/ClementLanot/status/1467540412562911239

this is such a ridiculous, out-of-touch tweet. @DemSocialists

Is it now? :marseysmug:

if you want disabled people to be part of the movement, you best denounce this because disabled people have been successfully organizing via twitter for years

The spanish republicans would have won had they had access to the bird-app to recruit fat fucks and asthmatic twinks, it's well known

Lots of ableist undertones in this tweet tbh

Uh oh, sisters :marseyshook:

The replies are very “Tell me you're addicted to Twitter without telling me you're addicted to Twitter"

Only light of awareness in this sea of terminally online twinks. May Allah's wrath unleash on the twittoids :marseyinshallah:

Honourable Hot Take mentions. Big Bird is now a CCP plant:

Man in shambles reconsidering his entire purpose in life:

Sherlock fucking Holmes right here on the case

Also some old fart gave a thumbs up, people upset : https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1457525774530097152?s=20

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All I've gathered so far is that he looks like shit and do throwdowns with women

Fucked up link order and this shit-ass website won't let me edit it. Click on this link for peak rightoid sneed👉👉: https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1443665467940483072