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Goobposter

Too busy Goobing

28368 coins   2500 marseybux   20 followers   follows 38 users   joined 09 Jul 2021

Blocked by pizzashill twice. Once got chud awarded thrice in a day. Wrongfully banned from every website I've been on. Proud cat dad

Other aliases:

maydaymemer @DarkSydeMaydaymemer @AngryMemer goobposter

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I was browsing FuckEpic and decided to search up Hitman 3 takes, since that game was an EGS exclusive and sold very well. Enjoy the seethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/fuckepic/comments/nns88z/80s_g*mer_rant/ I have been gaming since I was 5 and have played hundreds of games. I have always been more of a PC g*mer because I hate the concept of console wars and hidding good games behind platforms. Always thought that PC gaming culture couldn't go this bad. Now days I have made a decision not support any game series that hops into EGS wagon and brings the game wars to PC world. Currently this "lets jump to EGS" has made me not buy on release: hitman 3, Borderlands 3, control, phoenix point just name few. Some may think I'm over reacting but as an "adult" (nearing 40) I can decide not support idiotic decisions by not giving them my hard earned money. There are other games that let the platform decision be because quality not some shady exclusive stunt.

https://old.reddit.com/r/fuckepic/comments/o9ixb8/hitman_3_exclusive/?sort=controversial There's a pattern with EGS exclusives, and it's an unsurprising correlation. When developers are so hard up for cash they murder future sales and community goodwill in exchange for an up front Fartnite payout, it turns out the developers are also in severe decline and have trouble with their development.

https://samagame.com/en/hitman-3-game-sales-exceed-by-300-those-of-hitman-2/ https://pcg*mer.com/uk/io-interactive-is-making-a-james-bond-game/ lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/fuckepic/comments/ms4xk1/comment/guqgawm/ As someone who's played H3 (high seas version) in depth and an avid Hitman fan to boot, I can tell you that it's objectively bad

https://metacritic.com/game/xbox-series-x/hitman-3 :copium:

https://metacritic.com/game/pc/hitman-3/user-reviews Theres also a minor review bombing on metacritic for the PC version which looks like this:

3/10 Yes, the game is Fun. But this content is absolute ridiculous, like it could be a 20$ Dlc for Hitman 2 lol The graphics are the same in all 3 Games. i cant believe i spent 50$ and not even on steam. -Benne100069

0/10 This game is 6 hours long, Carl. 6 hours. Not to mention that theres less mechanics than in previous swries wich was outdated already - Henry_D

Utterly pathetic how the DEVS are here downvoting all the CORRECT CRITICAL REVIEWS and UPVOTING OBVIOUS 10 RATINGS

You guys know we can see, right lol??

I feel bad for this new generation of g*mers if this is what they think is the future. You're paying for an 80 dollar expansion... Wake up, that's what were **** about

Sorry we have a brain and don't want to pay for a lack of CONTENT. This has six new maps, that's it.. What a joke of a company you are Eidos

0/10 I am curious, why metacritic deletes 0 score reviews on Hitman 3. Thought i wouldn't notice this? - ddrr

0/10 EIGHTY quid for a hitman 2 DLC with only five and a third levels? - three of which are rehashes of previous content. plus not even on steam. -Ogog

0/10 I thought Cyberpunk was bad then hitman 3 arrived. Graphics are straight outta 2010 wth? Then the developers came here with fake 10s lol. - notacarebear

For those wondering the devs werent ever messing with reviews, these people are just crazy

1/10 Just mind this: YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS GAME IN UNDER A MINUTE. - JuanLuisGG14

0/10 need to rebuy hitman 1 & 2, even if you own it on steam, epig games sucks, better wait for steam release and 75% sale - XenorPlays

0/10 I've been waiting for this game for a very long time, and in the end they treated me like an animal, releasing this game in the smelly epic games - Terania

Theres also a bunch of dumb comments from positive reviews too:

10/10 People who give this game zero are literally disgusting people and should just give up gaming in general. -EldenRing

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Centrist comic goes over well

Im a terrible person for finding this hilarious but i wanted to see if i could bait people into jacking off to a dead girl unknowingly. At first i wanted to write it off as a failure because people recognized her and I only got two funny reactions:

Can we have at least a shred of respect. This poor girl was found dead in the Wyoming wilderness today. Takes a sick idiot to knowingly post this on here on the day her body was found. Take this down! - tx_stroker_mwm, 44 years old

Apparently a victim of an abusive boyfriend. Won't stroke to this. - bobinusa, 70 years old

my luck turned around when i checked my DMs and found coomers messaging me:

I know how fucked up it is, but I have been stroking to her bikini pics from instagram ever since her story first broke. I'm sure that I am going to hell but my cock likes what it likes -dvantman

great pics -usinggirlsisfun

And finally one i wanted to put a particularly spotlight on for its stupidity to message me this:

I like your taste. What do you think was done to her before she was killed? -Xluv_2_showX

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The day of the sock for xhamster has come
Reported by:

  • Crisco: Misinformation
  • birdenthusiast: Nacho these nuts
  • Broble64: I'm unironically coping and sneeding
  • Tickle: Could we maybe return to posting drama?
  • sora: Wasn't he present in Breaking Bad? Impossible spoiler
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Nacho dies in better call saul

Thoughts on the episode?

Reported by:


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Bond dies lol
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r/loveforbabyboomers

This guy is rdrama the person

Reported by:


He was known primarily for DM of the Rings and some recent success on youtube. Dude was a class act, in fact he left a group called Spoiler Warning because he avoided arguing about political drama too much for them. RIP

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Minecraft has added a janny button
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Lol

i love tabloid garbage

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:marseyhomofascist: LGBT characters in :marseyseven: Hitman? : HiTMAN

fun fact the :marseyseven: emoji was used exactly 47 times before this thread

edit: there was another forum post i wanted to find that was someone being shocked that 47's suit looks like the nazi flag. typing "agent 47 nazi" wasnt helpful. if anyone finds that they get 1000 dramacoin for finding it because im lazy. trying to do more niche shit like nohomersclub and g*mer drama because i dont want rightoid nonsense on here after that new shooting. if you post that too i'll pin it with my 20 k dramacoin george sorros type networth

:npcmaga:

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