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HodorTheDoorHolder

House Vampire Founder

Carp cuts himself like a girl

6604 coins   2500 marseybux   30 followers   follows 17 users   joined 21 May 2021

Yes, that is really me in the profile pic.

Enemies:

windowsshill

Awards received

x8 x2 x1 x3 x3 x1 x4 x5 x1 x1 x34 x2 x2 x3 x4 x3 x12 x1 x2 x1 x10 x2

User ID: 37

Coins spent: 70305

True score: 67022

Winnings: -3215

1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Bug Chaser Little Big Spender Halloween 21 All-Seeing Eye True Believer Christmas 21 Alpha User 1 Year Old 🥰 Fart-Free
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Advice for those of you in relationships with women right now

"Yeah that's messed up, babe" is all you have to say in response. Don't argue, don't do "both sides," and definitely don't try to explain how Roe v. Wade was poorly decided blah blah blah.

Just say "I agree babe. It's messed up." Works like a charm.


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Women just need to refer to themselves as birthing persons from now on. There's no ruling that says a birthing person isn't allowed to have an abortion. The ruling only has to do with women so in reality, this is mostly an anti-trans ruling and doesn't effect legacy women as long as they refer to themselves as birthing persons henceforth.

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COUNTRY CLUB COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERS ONLY
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Heil Honey I'm Home Full Uncut Episode - YouTube

It's a show where you watch Adolf Hitler live in suburbia while living next to a stereotypical Jewish couple.


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:#marseysalutearmy::#marseysalutenavy::#marseysalutecop::#marseysalutepride::#platysalute:

Great job! They're hilarious!


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Incels get mad seeing a man kiss his wife in public

Why are all Indians like this?


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/r/moderatepolitics has a nuanced take on the subject filled with people arguing respectably.

Notice how they only have about 268,000 subscribers with less than 1,000 on this sub. This article was posted 3 hours ago and is just under 200 upvotes.

/r/politics has eye-rolling takes on the subject and people being utterly flabergasted that a non-white group may not automatically vote Democrat.

Now notice how /r/politics has 8 million subscribers with almost 32,000 users currently in their sub. This article was posted 2 days ago and has less than 130 upvotes.

/r/stupidpol's take is simply to shit on the Democrats but they're a bunch of almost-commies so they hate all American politics

Their sub has almost 80,000 users with about 10% of them being currently active in the sub. This article was posted 1 day ago and sits shortly under 400 upvotes.

/r/AsianAmerican basically says they think Democrats are useless but would never vote Republican.

Almost 59,000 subscribers, 198 users, post sits at 234 from a day ago.

/r/neoliberal sees through the lies and knows that Asians will always vote Democrat except for Vietnamese for obvious reasons.

136,000 subscribers, 1940 users, 200+ upvotes from a day ago

/r/aznidentity has a cynical take on both parties claiming one gives fake support while the other calls them CCP spies. A mod pinned a comment to remind everyone to not vote Republican and to only vote for the party that supports Asians the most.

50,000 subscribers, 378 current users, post sits at 152 upvotes from a day ago.


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Baseball used to be wild lol

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In order of appearance:

  1. 30 Rock

  2. Better Call Saul

  3. Seinfeld

  4. Arrested Development

  5. Community

  6. The IT Crowd

  7. Bill Burr Paper Tiger

  8. Space Force (I tried it. I really did.)

  9. The Gentlemen

  10. Saturday Morning All Star Hits!

  11. Disenchantment

  12. Breaking Bad

  13. Narcos Mexico

  14. Big Mouth

  15. Ash vs Evil Dead

  16. Night Stalker The Hunt For A Serial Killer

  17. W/ Bob & David

  18. I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson

  19. The Midnight Gospel

  20. An Evening With Beverly Luff Lin

  21. Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House Of Fun

  22. James Acaster Repertoire

  23. The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs

  24. Tom Segura Ball Hog

  25. Taxi Driver

  26. Jeen-Yuhs A Kanye Trilogy

  27. Zach Galifianakis (remember him?) Live At The Purple Onion

  28. F Is For Family

  29. Middleditch & Schwartz Completely Improvised Comedy Specials

  30. Wet Hot American Summer First Day Of Camp

  31. Hannibal Buress Comedy Camisado

  32. Tom Poppa You're Doing Great!

  33. Bad Trip

  34. Netflix Presents The Characters

  35. Norsemen

  36. Hail, Caesar!

  37. Murder Among The Mormons

  38. The Trial Of The Chicago Seven

  39. Judah Friedlander America Is The Greatest Country In The United States

  40. Don't Look Up


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:marseytroll:

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I don't really know what to make of this. It's about a rich girl who bangs her brother's friends over summer at a summer beach house. The lead actress has next to no other acting experience according to what I looked up. It's crazy how nepotism can get you anywhere.


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this

is


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Why has no one talked about the NBA Finals here?

Does no one here watch basketball?


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My music mix is so good tonight

Viberinos


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EDMOND, OK—Following weeks of deliberation during which he carefully considered what sort of life he wanted for himself, 4-month-old baby Nathan Reynolds announced Wednesday that he had decided to be homosexual.

“I thought about it for a long time,” said Reynolds, who took into account both how his peers would view him and how he would be treated by society at large before determining his sexual orientation. “I weighed the pros and cons of homosexuality, and ultimately I decided that it was the right thing for me.”

The 16-week-old infant, who admitted that he was fully aware of the negative consequences associated with choosing to be attracted to members of the same sex, claimed that he was now prepared to go through life struggling with rejection, intolerance, and unprovoked hostility.

In addition, Reynolds confirmed that he opted for homosexuality despite very serious concerns about sustaining permanent psychological damage from a lack of acceptance from family members and fearing the stigma of publicly displaying affection for another man.

“Of course, I wasn’t certain of anything at first, but when I finally made up my mind to be gay, I was conscious of the fact that loved ones would repeatedly tell me that I’m not normal,” said the 4-month-old baby who made the decision before reaching the developmental milestone of head control. “Even though I’ll be subjected to ignorant homophobic attitudes and countless anti-gay slurs, the choice of homosexuality really works for me.”

Reynolds, like all infants when they reach the ages between 2 and 10 months old, was intent on determining his sexual orientation, emphasizing that his decision was “just a lifestyle choice and nothing more.” While every baby reportedly makes a commitment to being heterosexual, homosexual, or transgender, Reynolds revealed that each infant has different reasons for their decision, explaining that gay felt like a good fit for his personality and disposition.

“My selection of a sexual preference was the product of a great deal of self-reflection,” said the newly homosexual infant, who added that he reached his decision completely on his own and was not influenced by his genetic makeup or any circumstances beyond his control. “If my sexuality means I get bullied at school, or that I end up feeling unloved and shunned for my entire life, or that I don’t receive equal protection under the law, then obviously that will be my own fault.”

Reynolds reportedly acknowledged that heterosexuality would have had some benefits, such as the universal right to marriage, the ability to adopt children without fear of scrutiny, and the feeling of being validated by his religion. However, the 16-week-old infant said that, in the end, he had decided to identify with a small minority that lacks many basic rights.

“Who knows? Maybe I’ll even change my mind at some point,” said Reynolds, explaining that he can, at any time, freely choose whom he is attracted to. “If I wake up one day and don’t want to be gay anymore, then I can just switch to being heterosexual, easy as that.”

“After all, it’s not like I’m stuck with this decision for the rest of my life,” Reynolds added.


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Drawing of an orange and white cat eating sardines

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Drawing of an orange cat eating sardines

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I hate writing cover letters

So I just got off of a video call with a C level executive who wishes to hire me for a lucrative managerial position in a field I haven't really ever worked in before. He asked me for a salary number so I threw one out there and then told me to ask for much higher during my second interview. So I'm obviously ecstatic about how it went and with his blessings, I most likely have the job. But now I have to send a goddamn cover letter with my resume/CV. I absolutely hate writing cover letters because being the most humble person any of you have ever known, I don't like to write about myself that much. I know I'm gonna write it by today but I still don't want to.


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Everything We Know About the 31 Patriot Front Members Arrested in a U-Haul

The white nationalist group is notoriously secretive and optics-obsessed. But now, the mask is off.

For years, many members of the white nationalist group Patriot Front have mostly managed to keep their identities under wraps.

But now, the mask is off. Thirty-one members of the notoriously secretive, optics-obsessed group, including their leader, were arrested in Idaho over the weekend. And mugshots and names of all 31 arrestees were released by the Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office.

The group was traveling in the back of a U-Haul on Saturday, apparently headed to downtown Coeur d’Alene where an annual LGBTQ Pride event (and a far-right counter-event) was underway, when they were intercepted by local law enforcement.

Coeur d’Alene police said that a “concerned citizen” called the cops when they noticed a group who resembled “a little like an army” clambering into the back of a U-Haul with shields.

Video footage showed police rolling up the rear door to reveal men packed like sardines into the back of the truck. All the men were in Patriot Front uniform—khakis, navy jackets, sunglasses, caps, gloves, and white balaclavas covering their faces.

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Unsurprisingly, all 31 of the men who were arrested are white and male, per the group’s requirements. According to a booking memo, all men were aged between 20 and 40 (Patriot Front typically requires members to be under the age of 35).

They hailed from a dozen different states: seven from Texas, six from Utah, and five from Washington. Just two are from Idaho, but neither is from Coeur d’Alene.

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They were booked on misdemeanor charges of conspiracy to riot. Law enforcement recovered shields, shin guards, and a smoke grenade in the rented U-Haul truck.

The arrests set off an online feeding frenzy among antifascist activists trying to glean more information about the men behind the names and mugshots.

An activist group in Spokane, Washington, identified brothers Mishael Buster and Josiah Buster, both arrested in Idaho. They are the sons of Matt Buster, who leads a congregation called the “Real Men’s Ministry” and has ties to former Washington state rep. Matt Shea, who was accused by his colleagues of domestic terrorism.

Activists in Portland, Oregon, identified another arrestee, Jared Boyce, as being formerly affiliated with a slightly more moderate far-right group Patriot Prayer, particularly in connection with the anti-lockdown movement in March 2020.

Patriot Front formed in 2017 as a splinter faction of a neo-Nazi group Vanguard America, which came under heavy scrutiny after members were seen at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville marching alongside James Alex Fields, who later rammed his car into a crowd of protesters and killed one.

Thomas Rousseau, 23, the former leader of Vanguard America’s Texas chapter, created Patriot Front around some of the hard lessons that the far-right had learned from Charlottesville. Rousseau realized that openly embracing neo-Nazi iconography and rhetoric, as Vanguard America had done, was detrimental to the movement’s broader goals of radicalizing more people to white nationalist ideology. Instead, Patriot Front cultivates a preppy Americana aesthetic and relies on euphemism to express old racist tropes and ideas.

Another key lesson from Charlottesville that Rousseau built into Patriot Front was how members should mobilize in public. The majority of white supremacists who marched in Charlottesville did so with their faces uncovered, meaning they were easily identifiable; many of those who attended reported losing their jobs as a result of their participation.

Patriot Front goes to great lengths to conceal their identities. When they appear in public, they do so with their faces completely covered. They typically arrive to events flash-mob style—in a fleet of unmarked cars, U-Hauls or Penske moving trucks—and then leave quickly. Members are required to fulfill a quota for distributing the group’s propaganda—like fliers and posters—which they scatter across their respective “regions,” and are required to take videos or photos of their handiwork, which are then sent to Rousseau as “proof''). Members are also asked to pay out of pocket for those stickers and posters, which Rousseau himself prints.

They have an exhaustive vetting process, and are required to use aliases even when communicating with one another.

Despite all these precautions, they’ve been infiltrated several times by antifascist activists who’ve leaked their communications, hundreds of gigabytes in total that left-wing media outlet Unicorn Riot has organized and published. Activists also have a blog dedicated to doxing Patriot Front members, called “Patriot Fail.” There were just four names that overlapped with the list of members that activists had previously identified.

All arrestees, who have since been bonded out, were expected in court Monday to be arraigned on a single misdemeanor charge for conspiracy to riot. The FBI has said that they are also investigating.

What these arrests mean for the future of Patriot Front are currently unclear. If convicted on conspiracy to riot misdemeanor charges, they could get six months in county jail, a maximum fine of $1,000, or both.

Membership numbers have been kept under wraps in the past, but was estimated earlier this year to be around 220. And on Monday, local activists in Charlottesville, Virginia noticed a fresh Patriot Front propaganda sticker in the alleyway dedicated to Heather Heyer, who was killed during a white supremacist attack four years ago.


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Do you realize what we could do with this?


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LSU coach goes ballistic, a breakdown

Jomboy does a great job at breaking down sports incidents that we mortals wouldn't notice.


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In this video you'll witness treasonous Trump supporting fascists, hell-bent on destroying American democracy. Thankfully secret service agents killed one of them before they were able to attack and possibly murder and rape the democratically elected officials who were in the act of fleeing from the violent mob.


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You’re all a gay

Take it how it is. Unless you bring actual drama ofc.


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I know rDrama.net as a remarkably collaborative social media site, filled with dramanauts and jannies who may stumble at times, myself included, but are always working towards doing better. I'm proud to be here.


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