Kellere31

Im not an idiot, im just a little mentally impaired!

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User ID: 542

Kellere31

Im not an idiot, im just a little mentally impaired!

670    28 followers   joined 22 May 2021

Превосходство Чирно

Awards received

x4 x1 x1

User ID: 542

First some updates. Spide sadly failed to raise any money for spiders transition, it seems none of you bigots donated anything. The fat person is spide. He is also a libertarian so dont feel bad for spide. Lavender is an AgeRe, an AgeRegressor, a fucking pedophile.

Here is the link to his red bubble in case you wanna support Lavender

Link to Etsy

Now that we established just how incredivly neurodivergent this fat folx is, lets see some updates on his newest passion: Writing. Thats right. This cute enby is a professional writer now. Just a quick head up, you will have to read all of this because its incredibly fucking funny and super fucking neurodivergent.

"Describing Trans Women in literature"

"So I'm Nonbinary(I sadly have boobs) and in a future WLW story(maybe my third one?), I have a WLW relationship between a Japanese herbo(Like a himbo) farmer and a Vietnamese hardwarestore employee who is a transwoman named Bình Linh Phạm (靈 平 范).

Would it be bad to, loosely, describe the transwoman's chest? A quick blurb in her character chart is "....Bình has short arms, slender shoulders, a lean torso with small breasts she was proud of(having grown them just a few years ago) and a larger-than-average waist, and long legs."

I normally don't mention anyone's chest unless it's the ribcage but I hear so many transwomen get so excited about getting breast buds or finally getting their boobs and thought it would be a good edition to the Description section. (Note: I almost always describe arms, legs, torso, and face)"

Of course, spide also needs a "sensitivity reader" to make sure his book isnt hecking offending!

"Sensitivity Readers are there to make sure you're doing right by your characters/plot based on various factors like accidentally racism, ableism, queerphobia, xenophobia, etc."~lavenderauthor. Again this guy is genuine, this is fucking incredible.

Of course the lolcow is also retarded and thus includes a tourette-tard in his book.

"I'm NOT getting- Yip yip- frust- wow!- frustrated! I'm- H-h-oe it! Yip! The g-g-ground, not the petunias! Wow!" Louhi set her project down and cleared her throat, face red. "I'm perfectly calm! Perfectly calm! Cool- Cutie button! Wow! So shiny!- Cool as a cucumber."

Just a snipped from spides upcoming masterpiece.

If you take a look at spides profile history, you can see that spide spams his requests until he gets engagement or a ban. Well it seems that spide is well known for his autism across multiple forums.

"Op has a history of being combatant and rude if their very specific political beliefs are not aligned with. I have been called several forms of ist and frankly OP is an awful offender about being incredibly gross about disabilities sexualities and cultures they want to include for the sake of wokeness. I won't tell you not to engage at all but please know what you're in for first."

Shocking! Even more shocking is that spide is so absolutely neurodivergent that his government is forcing him into therapy to get his burning retardation into control.

"Help! How do I help overturn this decision by my provider?! My provider is planning on covering ABA!"

"I'm not sure. It's being covered and you don't have to apply but I don't even want them to allow coverage for literal torture"

This folx is literally beeing tortured under a fascist regime! Why havent you dramatards not donated to him already?

Back to spides writing career, it seems his writing is so successfull he started to give writing advice

"Thought of a new way to make interesting country/nation/etc names. Just randomize a number between 1-10 twice, once for vowels and another for Consonants. Consonants are labeled 1-21(20 If you subtract Y), Vowels are Labeled 1-5(6 if you add Y)"

Sadly people in the comments dont seem to be on spides intelectual level, as there seems to be massive confusion what the fuck he is talking about.

  1. ""Thou'bloow" is a good way to describe you for coming up with this bullshit system."

"Oh go fuck yourself if you think someone having fun with their writing is a good reason to be a giant prick. Don't you have a book to deepthroat or fuck or something?"

  1. "Shouldn't your worry more about your plot and characters than inventing a language for your story?"

"Dude. You're acting like a language ain't also apart of writing a story. Also, never said I was crafting a language specifically for my story, not that it matters if I was."

HELP SPIDE IS GETTING CYBER BULLIED!

In an effort to represent judaism in his book, spide has decided to do some research and came to conclusion that the best way of portraying jews is as hook nosed gold obsessed little kings.

"Is this about your “Jewish not-a-dwarf” again? Because I still don’t get why you’d put a real-life religion in tour fantasy setting when it doesn’t really make sense to be there. Genuinely curious."

"AnD again. I'll repeat myself that it's not a fantasy anymore and why SHOULDN'T real life religions be added into Fantasy? Or at least something similar for that world? Seems pretty limiting for the author.

Edit: Yeah. Pumpkin ain't a Dwarf anymore."

"AnD again. I'll repeat myself that it's not a fantasy anymore and why SHOULDN'T real life religions be added into Fantasy? Or at least something similar for that world? Seems pretty limiting for the author.

Edit: Yeah. Pumpkin ain't a Dwarf anymore."

.... this goes on for a while but never stops beeing hilarious.

Last but not least, as we established, spide is a pedophile. And what do pedophiles like the most? Grooming children. So what needs to be included in spides book? Correct, child grooming.

"Naming Traditions and A Transgender Child"

"o I know that it's common to go through routes to name the baby and how it's commonly different between boys and girls but what happens when one of the babies is trans and needs a new name? What is the tradition for that? Like say a jewish transwoman wants a new name as their old no longer describes them.

I know it depends on how traditional her community is and which sect she belongs to but just curious! Any sect's views are a good thing to learn!

(Finally got to this part of my research!)"

Sadly j-slurs yalled the comments for beeing hecking rude! Still, here is a funny interaction.

  1. "A trans ... baby? How do you know the baby is trans??" This leads to some more funny hecking sperging from the entire community.

"A Transgender Child. A baby is genderless with most people going off of genitalia and some actually waiting until the baby is old enough to say what they want to go by via pronouns and the like."

SO TRUE! Use removeddit to see the rest.

Well thats it. I did it. A hecking effortpost. Enjoy the update about my favorite lolcow.

Those are the ones I use. Simply download them and make high quality Marseys.

"After the attack that left several dead in Norway, images of the alleged shooter spread on social networks. But these do not show the perpetrator, but the German YouTuber "Drachenlord". Behind the spread is an action by internet trolls.

At 13 O ktob he has a man in Kongsberg in Norway at least five people in an attack with bows and arrows killed , others were injured. The day after, the Norwegian police spoke of an act of terrorism. According to media reports, the alleged perpetrator - a 37-year-old Dane - had already been arrested at the time . But photos of another man who was falsely alleged to be the culprit were circulating online.

But the man in the photos is a German YouTuber who calls himself "Dragon Lord". It is not related to the act.

The photos spread all over the world and show a man dressed in black with a bow and arrow - allegedly with the name "Rainer Winklarson". Even news sites, for example in Greece, Albania and Austria, spread the photos and the alleged perpetrator name.

Internet trolls spread false names and photos of the German YouTuber "Drachenlord"

Rainer Winkler can be seen in the photos that have been distributed. Several videos can be used to verify that he can be seen in the photos and not the alleged perpetrator. His house can be seen regularly in the YouTube videos of the "Dragon Lord" - beige stone wall, dark brown wooden gates and beams can be seen, just like in the photos that were widely spread.

Winkler lives in Bavaria and publishes some provocative videos on YouTube, especially on the subject of gaming. He is known in the scene - and sometimes so hated that so-called haters keep bullying and attacking him at his house or on the Internet .

Apparently it was people from this milieu who also published a Scandinavian version of the real name of the "dragon lord" on the internet: "Rainer Winklarson", which can easily be confused with Rainer Winkler. The name is obviously fictitious, as the fact finder reports on the Tagesschau .

And so the case remains a story with a bland aftertaste, which above all shows the grotesque dimensions of bullying on the Internet - and what happens when the media work improperly."

:marseyweeb: HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!! :marseyweeb:

As you can probably guess the people involved are absolutely delusional and probably severely mentally ill. But it's current day in current year so that's a given basically.

:marseytwerking: Marsey NFTs when BTW :marseytwerking:

I'm calling dibs on Marsey/Floyd furry porn. Art gets more valuable when the artist is dead remember.

:marseyfloyd: :marseycock:

:marseybigbrain: :marseycoin:

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German military does something, people on Twitter are passing and shitting themselves.

"H-How is this allowed? Guys? Guys?" -says local Amerimutt.

🇩🇪 🔦 :marseywalking: 🔦 :marseywalking: 🔦 :marseywalking: 🔦 :marseywalking: 🔦 :marseywalking: 🔦 🇩🇪

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:marseydrunk: Wednesday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only neet chads allowed] :marseydrunk:

This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a Wednesday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? Why are you such a failure? Well tell us. :platytired:

Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some appreciation. :marseydrunk:

It better be good.

:marseymad: :marseyjamming:

If it turns out shit imma ban you later (if I remember) (probably not).

🥃 :marseywalking:

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:marseydrunk: Monday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only neet chads allowed] :marseydrunk:

This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a monday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? Why are you such a failure? Well tell us. :platytired:

Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some appreciation. :marseydrunk:

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Is world war 3 going to affect my bitcoin portfolio?

I seriously need some advice guys. Should I sell before it's too late?

:marseyasian: :marseymcarthur:

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I love me some Animal Crossing
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So basically some literally who jewish musician called "Gil Doron Reichstadt Ofarim", claimed anti semitism after an incident in Leipzig, an eastern Europoor wannabe metropolis, in which he claims he was denied check in due to his star of david necklace. Media is reeeeeing, the Hotel put both employees invlolved in vacation, one of them is suing for defamation, no one has any idea whats happening. There were some small scale protests outside the hotel, the hotel tried and failed to apologize. Funnily enough no one knows what really happened and mister Ofarim could very well be totally blowing things out of proportion who knows. This is developing drama, so I might just do an update post, but this is what I got this far and I cant be assed to dive deeper. Anyway here is an article about the topic translated to English.

"Leipzig hotel leaves employees after accusations of anti-Semitism

Singer Gil Ofarim had complained about anti-Semitic hostility, the hotel has now put two employees on leave. The main accused filed charges of defamation.

After accusations of anti-Semitism by the musician Gil Ofarim, the Leipzig Westin Hotel has put two employees on leave. This initially applies to the duration of the police investigation, said a spokeswoman for the Marriott group. According to a spokesman, the Leipzig police are examining a complaint from an uninvolved third party on suspicion of sedition.

Ofarim himself has not filed a complaint so far - but the hotel employee he has accused has: he portrayed the incident "significantly different from the artist's omissions," said a police spokesman. People in the social networks would also have expressed themselves completely unleashed to the hotel staff. The hotel employee therefore filed charges of defamation and threat.

The Leipzig public prosecutor announced that the allegations against the hotel employee would be "comprehensively examined for their criminal relevance". So far, there is no information about him in connection with right-wing and anti-Semitic crimes. The employee himself received threatening messages via Instagram, the authority said.

"I think you should just not shut up anymore."

Ofarim reported in an Instagram video that on Monday he was asked at the hotel to remove his chain with a Star of David . He was said to have been told that he was only allowed to check in when he took off the star.

He would have liked support from other guests, said the musician on Bild TV . Nobody around him said anything. "It is not the first incident in my life in which I have been confronted with xenophobia, with anti-Semitism . But I think: once too much," said Ofarim.

He is glad that he made the incident public. "I think you should just not shut up and let it go. I would only have wished that I hadn't been alone at the moment and that other guests might have overheard."

Ofarim is considering filing a criminal complaint, according to his management. Ofarim said he has not yet received an apology from the hotel. "My management only received an email that they would like to exchange ideas, talk to each other. But I did not receive a statement on this case, I received no apology, nothing at all."

A spokesman for the hotel said they were concerned about the report and were taking the matter extremely seriously. The company is trying to contact Ofarim to find out what happened. The aim is to include, respect and support all guests and employees regardless of their religion.

Protests will Westin Hotel

After the incident became known, hundreds of people gathered in front of the hotel in Leipzig on Tuesday evening to show their solidarity with the singer. The left action alliance Leipzig takes place had called for the spontaneous rally. The incident also caused outrage in politics and society.

The Central Council of Jews in Germany was appalled. At the same time, the Central Council criticized the hotel's reaction to the incident. On Tuesday evening, employees held up a banner in front of the building on which the flag of Israel and the Islamic crescent could be seen in addition to the hotel name. "After the anti-Semitic hostility towards a Jew in Germany, the hotel can think of nothing else than to print the Israeli flag and symbols of Islam on a banner," said the President of the Central Council, Josef Schuster, of the dpa news agency.

Gil Ofarim is the son of Israel- born singer Abi Ofarim, who died in 2018. Gil Ofarim is known as an actor and singer. In 2017 he won the RTL dance show Let's Dance ."

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[News] Ted Cruz died in 2018, ascertain investigators.
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We need a crab rave Marsey 🦀 :marseytwerking:

Whoever makes one gets a reward of his choice. Or maybe you luck out and get 15, depends on whether I'm at 1 per mil or 3 per mil.

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Reminder to go visit society once in a while to compare your opinions to reqlity

Some of yall niggux are to far up the internet anus to see shit wint half as bad as you'd think. Get out of your doomer shelter and go hug people or something.

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Bros how come they are all so hecking valid, beautiful and appreciated?
Reported by:

  • fic8: this post is doxxing Landlord_Messiah. Carp, please take this down
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Die Linke, Germanys most left wing party, has gone under 5% and was thus thrown out of parliament.

See Cope, Seethe and sneed will ensue, but its 1am in Germany so various links to drama will follow tomorrow. But please, lets just lmao in this thread @commies.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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Rich Bitch thread, poorcels keep out or security will be informed.

This is a rich bitch thread. And what do all rich bitches have? Fancy cars. Post them, MOG other dramatards, discuss them.

Cars only, no trains allowed.

:marseytrain:

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Its 1994 and Marsey is entering Grozny in a Russian armored convoy. What could go wrong?
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Marbsey may be neurodivergent, but she is doing her best to fight hate online!
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COUNTRY CLUB COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERS ONLY
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Fashwave Marsey
Reported by:

  • Ahsgroomer: CHUD
  • luke: Someone contact ADL please. I really want them to put it in their hate list.
  • BigSeethe: Looks like shit tbh

This is the first Marsey I made in a long while. I know the average quality of Marseys has improved a lot but I hope you still enjoy my creations of no talent.

Also thanks to @Dramamine for helping me out with the gif stuff for a small price of 2000 dramacoins.

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THIS IS WHATS IN MY FRIDGE

Blame @fartbinn for this she enforced me shittz ideas. What you see here is my beautiful legs of course. I have the best legs! In terms of food you have bread, Beer, Mayonnaise, Morzarella, Settle, Eggs, Schupfnudel, even more Beer and Caucasian cheese. Also some jam. What Zou can see in the fridge door is garlic sauce.Very nice for kebab. I have lots of stuff in my freezer too but that might have to wait for a different post. Well whatever. Have fun criticizing my inventory I suppose.

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Drunk posting 2 cute twink booooogaloooo
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Hey guys. Im currently incapacitated pretty hard. So this is a drunk posting thread. Its friday night! What are you doing? What are you drinking? Post whatever! Just have fun! I will try and answer to everything. This will be pinned cause whatever.

I have long realized that reasoning with redditors has no purpose. No, expand that on people online in general. If you are stuck in an echo chamber long enough, you have zero problems doing the most incredible mental gymnastics. The internet will unironically be the end of western liberal democracy. We are regressing to ape like mental mindsets, our group can do nothing wrong, our group is always right, the other group is always wrong and only commit evil. Debate, compromises, talking to and understanding each other which Form the basis of our democracy are fading. Was uncle Ted a psycho? Yes. Was he despite his methods right at the end of the day? Looking at the internet probably yes.

Well anyway if you got here thanks for entertaining a Schizo. Feel free to insult me and call me paranoid in the comments, I probably deserve it.