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KingCrab

unfunny retard. not even a real pedo. just an unfunny mayo. yawn.

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KingCrab

unfunny retard. not even a real pedo. just an unfunny mayo. yawn.

2612    2 followers   joined 10 Nov 2021

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Tips on how to achieve handsome boyish looks like me

I will share my secrets now how I achieved the handsome good looks i have today.

  1. Enough sleep. 8 hours per night at minimum is mandatory. A regular sleep schedule, e.g. 11 to 7 is highly beneficial too.

  2. No alcohol (regularly). It's really bad for you. If you have cocktails once a month or every two weeks that's hardly a problem but drinking regularly will have a big negative effect on you.

  3. Drink enough water. Sufficient hydration is very important and keeps your skin nice and smooth.

  4. Use sunscreen or other creams that will protect you from the sun. The sun's UV rays will damage your skin if exposed to it. It's best to either stay clear of them or at least always wear a sunscreen or a cream with a sun protection factor.

  5. Exercise regularly. This should incorporate both weight training and a kind of cardio.

  6. Eat healthy and not too much. Your focus should be on meats, fish, vegetables, fruits, and preferably complex carbs such as whole wheat pasta, brown rice, etc. That kind of diet will keep you healthy, thin and fit. Especially avoid foods that are very high in sugar and cook for yourself when possible.

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Liking big boobs and ass is a sign of homosexuality

Think about it, who are people with big chests? Women? Nope. Male bodybuilders like Arnold Schwarzenegger have them. A great chest is a sign of great pressing strength. If you're attracted to that you're attracted to guys who can bench a lot.

Same for big asses. They're a sign of great pulling strength. If you like a big ass you are into guys who have a big deadlift. It's not a feminine characteristic.

True women have small asses and breasts and a more boy like body type.

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Who are the hottest girls girls in JAV now?

My vote goes to Matsumoto Ichika, Shiraki Risa, and Nagano Ichika. Fuyue Kotone as well if i had to pick another one.

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When we started dating my girlfriend didn't know how to give a blowjob

Like she literally didn't know how it worked, i had to tell her what to do. Is that weird?

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Do you think my girlfriend's family is rich?

They have a house in a multimillion people metropolis and she has three rooms for herself there, one bathroom, one bedroom and one study room.

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Chad thot-patrols former hoe
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important thread My girlfriend reverse catfished me

She's even cuter in person than when I saw her in pictures. I was shocked

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Salty little kings upset they can't lie to a girl and scam her out of expensive presents
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This Christmas i will come out to my family as demisexual

Wish me luck, bros

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Fatcels cope and try to mansplain to a doctor why she's wrong and fatphobic
3
I turned my girlfriend's nudes into NFTs

Now the only one who can rightfully own them is me.

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How long should you be dating until you can knock up your asian girlfriend?

Just wondering

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I don't understand how there is supposed to be a Bitcoin crash

My Bitcoin is still exactly worth one Bitcoin 🤔🤔🤔

Why would I care about its value in some fake Fiat currency? 😂😂😂

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SRDines proudly sharing their bestiality comics
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TheOnion already solved the loli question more than 7 years ago
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A little fable

"Alas", said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I am running into."

"You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.

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Advantages of being a short guy: Breaking the deadlift world record

Now you're probably thinking, wait a second the guy with the highest deadlift is a tall dude, it's the guy from Game of Thrones, Bobby B. and while you're right in theory you must accept that in theory a short man could shatter this record.

We can look at babies as the ultimate deadlifter. A baby can lock out a deadlift simply by standing behind the bar and grabbing it due to its very short height. If a man could achieve the size of a toddler he could achieve the same feat. Meaning such a man could easily break the deadlift world record.

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IS IT A PROBLEM THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS VERY SEXUALLY INEXPERIENCED?

SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TOO GIVE HEAD AND STUFF LIKE THAT BUT SHE IS WILLING TO TRY AND WILL DO WHAT @KingCrab TELL HER TO TRY, SO SHOULD IT BE A PROBLEM OR IS IT FINE?

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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TAG YOU'RE GIRLS VAG MINE HAS SMALL CLOSED LIPS, A VERY RARE AND SOUGHT AFTER TYPE

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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I developed a formula to calculate how many sexual partners is still acceptable

We all know that the acceptable age for sleeping with someone is definited by your age then add 7, and then divide by 2.

Similarly the highest number of acceptable partners is defined by her age, then we subtract the natural logarithm of her age, then divide by 5

So (x-ln(x))/5

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Did you know that water is fatphobic?

It's true, water doesn't mix with olive oil and such. It's a fatphobic shitlord.

That's why I only drink pure oil straight from the bottle.

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Sardines mad the average man doesn't want some used up hoe who thinks of you as sexual partner number 16

My girlfriend was a virgin when we started dating btw

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Do you think my girlfriend might be a fujoshi?

Her favorite anime is about sweaty teenage boys who play with their balls together and her second favorite is about a love story between a blonde American boy and a black haired japanese boy. What do you think?

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Tag your girl. Mine is the Trade / the Sunshine
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Asian girls are truly the patrician choice for marriage
  1. Kind

  2. Intelligent

  3. Family-oriented

  4. Thin and fit

  5. Look younger than their age