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unfunny retard. not even a real pedo. just an unfunny mayo. yawn.
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I will share my secrets now how I achieved the handsome good looks i have today.
Enough sleep. 8 hours per night at minimum is mandatory. A regular sleep schedule, e.g. 11 to 7 is highly beneficial too.
No alcohol (regularly). It's really bad for you. If you have cocktails once a month or every two weeks that's hardly a problem but drinking regularly will have a big negative effect on you.
Drink enough water. Sufficient hydration is very important and keeps your skin nice and smooth.
Use sunscreen or other creams that will protect you from the sun. The sun's UV rays will damage your skin if exposed to it. It's best to either stay clear of them or at least always wear a sunscreen or a cream with a sun protection factor.
Exercise regularly. This should incorporate both weight training and a kind of cardio.
Eat healthy and not too much. Your focus should be on meats, fish, vegetables, fruits, and preferably complex carbs such as whole wheat pasta, brown rice, etc. That kind of diet will keep you healthy, thin and fit. Especially avoid foods that are very high in sugar and cook for yourself when possible.
Think about it, who are people with big chests? Women? Nope. Male bodybuilders like Arnold Schwarzenegger have them. A great chest is a sign of great pressing strength. If you're attracted to that you're attracted to guys who can bench a lot.
Same for big asses. They're a sign of great pulling strength. If you like a big ass you are into guys who have a big deadlift. It's not a feminine characteristic.
True women have small asses and breasts and a more boy like body type.
My vote goes to Matsumoto Ichika, Shiraki Risa, and Nagano Ichika. Fuyue Kotone as well if i had to pick another one.
Like she literally didn't know how it worked, i had to tell her what to do. Is that weird?
They have a house in a multimillion people metropolis and she has three rooms for herself there, one bathroom, one bedroom and one study room.
She's even cuter in person than when I saw her in pictures. I was shocked
Wish me luck, bros
Now the only one who can rightfully own them is me.
My Bitcoin is still exactly worth one Bitcoin 🤔🤔🤔
Why would I care about its value in some fake Fiat currency? 😂😂😂
"Alas", said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I am running into."
"You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.
Now you're probably thinking, wait a second the guy with the highest deadlift is a tall dude, it's the guy from Game of Thrones, Bobby B. and while you're right in theory you must accept that in theory a short man could shatter this record.
We can look at babies as the ultimate deadlifter. A baby can lock out a deadlift simply by standing behind the bar and grabbing it due to its very short height. If a man could achieve the size of a toddler he could achieve the same feat. Meaning such a man could easily break the deadlift world record.
SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TOO GIVE HEAD AND STUFF LIKE THAT BUT SHE IS WILLING TO TRY AND WILL DO WHAT @KingCrab TELL HER TO TRY, SO SHOULD IT BE A PROBLEM OR IS IT FINE?
TRANS LIVES MATTER
TRANS LIVES MATTER
We all know that the acceptable age for sleeping with someone is definited by your age then add 7, and then divide by 2.
Similarly the highest number of acceptable partners is defined by her age, then we subtract the natural logarithm of her age, then divide by 5
It's true, water doesn't mix with olive oil and such. It's a fatphobic shitlord.
That's why I only drink pure oil straight from the bottle.
My girlfriend was a virgin when we started dating btw
Her favorite anime is about sweaty teenage boys who play with their balls together and her second favorite is about a love story between a blonde American boy and a black haired japanese boy. What do you think?
- Day_of_Skallagrimsson: This shitposting wank never ends
Thin and fit
Look younger than their age