The one downside of the Auspicious Incident is that I can no longer pin cats.

Also, /h/cats when?

Exciting Hebephilia subplot: https://www.reveddit.com/v/Israel/comments/vb8gwz/bus_driver_blocks_girl_13_from_boarding_says_her/ic8c5ii/?ps_after=1655145875&add_user=n3rdgir7..c.new..t1_ic8d48p..%2CFrogsAreWeirdos..c.new..t1_ibxtzl5..%2CIbnEzra613..c.new..t1_ic77rwv..&#t1_ic8c5ii

Most valuable thread contribution:

Multiple geopolitical analysts were quoted as saying "It's over for him." and "It never even began." in reference to President Vladimir Putin when interviewed.

I wanted to make a Skeet Surfin' Marsey but turns out we don't even have a surfing Marsey so I had to make this first.

Also putting a 1k bounty on the creation of a :marseyjanissary:.

Takes notes class.

This is a big win for Russoids everywhere.

Your names both have a capital H, you talk the same and your names are similar colours. I only remember you are different people when I rarely see you beside each other in the same thread. How do I tell you two apart? Please one of you wear a hat or something.

@HeyMoon @ThatHoeOverThere

Anti-Marseyism is antisemitism and we must stand together against reddit admins and Palestoids. Like this or something, I can't draw:

Basically be MAGAchuds LARPing about how Ukraine is the last stand of conservatism in the West besieged from both sides. Try to occasionally flirt with far right imagery but enough that you can say "Oh I don't support it, it just happened to be in the picture but that's not why I posted it." Please post and spread the bait around.

I've only set up how it looks on new and not old reddit, I'd appreciate if someone would do it on old reddit. And generally if anyone wants a mop just lemme know.

For 24 hours images for the user are randomly changed to gay or straight porn and user is blocked from interacting with rDrama foids.

Also maybe foids should be able to print them for free in limited amounts.

I have also reached out to the mods of /r/Russia. Hopefully something comes of that.

I imagine myself in Ottawa, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop vxxed dogs from advancing. We mow down vxxed dogs but they keep coming. I shoot vxxed dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering vxxeds, since vxxeds are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. vxxeds were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Joe Rogan) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in America, my homeland. My UNVAXXED brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

It's my turn to make a boring metapost. Anyways, as a kid the doctor once did the knee hammer thing on me and I just sat there not responding. It seemed to upset him and I thought he thought I wasn't doing it on purpose because I was known for being difficult as a kid so when he did it again I purposely jerked my leg. I was doing some reading today and turns out your leg is supposed to jerk whether you want it or not and apparently not having the kneejerk reflex is a symptom of nerve damage, so it's time for me to start collecting disability checks I guess.