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KissingerFanBoyNoCarp

House Racist Founder  

Washed-up has-been who hasn't made a successful bait sub in almost a year.

1036 coins   600 marseybux   13 followers   follows 3 users  
joined 09 Oct 2021

Currently u/KissingerFanBoy u/KissingerFanGirl u/HKissingerFanBoy on reddit. New account so I don't have to get notifications from carp.

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Marsey Artisan Little Big Spender Halloween 21 All-Seeing Eye Christmas 21 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Kristallmopt

User ID: 6289

Coins spent: 23240

True score: 11119

Winnings: 1280

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp

House Racist Founder

Washed-up has-been who hasn't made a successful bait sub in almost a year.

1036 coins   600 marseybux   13 followers   follows 3 users   joined 09 Oct 2021

Currently u/KissingerFanBoy u/KissingerFanGirl u/HKissingerFanBoy on reddit. New account so I don't have to get notifications from carp.

Friends:

Awards received

x1 x2 x14 x4 x1 x3 x1 x3 x2

User ID: 6289

Coins spent: 23240

True score: 11119

Winnings: 1280

Marsey Artisan Little Big Spender Halloween 21 All-Seeing Eye Christmas 21 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor Kristallmopt
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Mandatory Watching
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Semi-regular cat post

The one downside of the Auspicious Incident is that I can no longer pin cats.

Also, /h/cats when?

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Israeli bus driver does some thot patrolling of 13 year old girl. r/Israel jannies earn their overtime salary.

Exciting Hebephilia subplot: https://www.reveddit.com/v/Israel/comments/vb8gwz/bus_driver_blocks_girl_13_from_boarding_says_her/ic8c5ii/?ps_after=1655145875&add_user=n3rdgir7..c.new..t1_ic8d48p..%2CFrogsAreWeirdos..c.new..t1_ibxtzl5..%2CIbnEzra613..c.new..t1_ic77rwv..&#t1_ic8c5ii

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:marseyxd:

Most valuable thread contribution:

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:MarseyProphet Muhammad (ﷺ): (PBUH)
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After 4 months of invasion, Ukraine decides maybe Putin is a not nice guy who needs to be sanctioned.

Multiple geopolitical analysts were quoted as saying "It's over for him." and "It never even began." in reference to President Vladimir Putin when interviewed.

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:Marseysurf: (:Marsurfey:?)

I wanted to make a Skeet Surfin' Marsey but turns out we don't even have a surfing Marsey so I had to make this first.

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Petition to rename Kristallmopt and related badges to The Auspicious Incident.

Also putting a 1k bounty on the creation of a :marseyjanissary:.

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In case anyone needed a refresher on the geopolitical situation in Ukraine:

Takes notes class. :marseynotes:

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Update: The Ukrainians didn't steal my wallet or kidneys at night.

This is a big win for Russoids everywhere.

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Drunk for the first time in Barcelona and friend vomited all over me. AMA

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Russcels bend the knee to the Elders of Zion
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:marseymummified:
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Dude Le Buci LMAO
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Kittens Surpass Sexy Indian Dudes
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@HeyMoon and @ThatHoeOverThere are literally the same person.

Your names both have a capital H, you talk the same and your names are similar colours. I only remember you are different people when I rarely see you beside each other in the same thread. How do I tell you two apart? Please one of you wear a hat or something.

@HeyMoon @ThatHoeOverThere

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Arrr Israel's flag keeps getting deleted by Palestoids. Let's make a small Israel flag on Marsey's belly. :marseytroll:

Anti-Marseyism is antisemitism and we must stand together against reddit admins and Palestoids. Like this or something, I can't draw:

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New bait sub: Conservatives4Ukraine

Basically be MAGAchuds LARPing about how Ukraine is the last stand of conservatism in the West besieged from both sides. Try to occasionally flirt with far right imagery but enough that you can say "Oh I don't support it, it just happened to be in the picture but that's not why I posted it." Please post and spread the bait around.

I've only set up how it looks on new and not old reddit, I'd appreciate if someone would do it on old reddit. And generally if anyone wants a mop just lemme know.

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Award idea: Coomer Award

For 24 hours images for the user are randomly changed to gay or straight porn and user is blocked from interacting with rDrama foids.

Also maybe foids should be able to print them for free in limited amounts.

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Day 1 of normie/Ukrainian Nazi Banderite public lynching has started on loveforlandlords. Make sure to vote!
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Official loveforlandlords Ukrainian lynching thread is live.

I have also reached out to the mods of /r/Russia. Hopefully something comes of that.

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Got the movie for the next rDrama movie night.
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God I wish this were me.

I imagine myself in Ottawa, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop vxxed dogs from advancing. We mow down vxxed dogs but they keep coming. I shoot vxxed dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering vxxeds, since vxxeds are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. vxxeds were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Joe Rogan) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in America, my homeland. My UNVAXXED brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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Guys did you know a kneejerk response is an actual thing outside of movies?

It's my turn to make a boring metapost. Anyways, as a kid the doctor once did the knee hammer thing on me and I just sat there not responding. It seemed to upset him and I thought he thought I wasn't doing it on purpose because I was known for being difficult as a kid so when he did it again I purposely jerked my leg. I was doing some reading today and turns out your leg is supposed to jerk whether you want it or not and apparently not having the kneejerk reflex is a symptom of nerve damage, so it's time for me to start collecting disability checks I guess.

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Wtf I love Germany now?
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Groomers BTFO
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