If you get removed from my friends list and added to my "enemies" list we are still friends, you are on my more friends list to make room for a new friend on my friends list!

If you get notified that you have been removed from my more friends list, then you have been put on my "bio" which is my Even More Friends list, we are absolutely still friends!

Recently I keep getting told how I used to be a rightoid agendaposter but I'm much better now that I've reformed and assimilated so I thought I would write a quick guide on how I managed to fool people and how you too can be a rightoid agendaposter without getting themed and banned and make your very own way to the near bottom of the rdrama leaderboard.

These all work because rdrama is a little leftist but mostly just doesn't want you to be incredibly boring

1. Be funny

Nobody wants to read seriousposting. Post shit that's going to be entertaining to people instead of just boringly shilling your worldview. Tell some kind of fucking joke somehow. Smile. Laugh.

2. Lie

If you try #1 but your idea of "funny" is "haha BIPOCs are stupid" because you sincerely believe BIPOCs are stupid it'll just come across as seriousposting. Instead pretend that BIPOCs are actually very smart well enough to make people laugh at the fact that you're really calling them stupid. If you want to post your own view exaggerate it or warp it somehow to make it a joke. Embrace irony.

3. Play characters

Feel free to be whoever makes a post work. Instead of writing "OMG these SJWs want to trans our children" write something like "I'm a bisexual trans woman and I want to trans some children", that's funnier.

4. Make fun of r-slurs on your own side

Nobody's side is perfect, you can take an occasional shot at embarrassing rightoids. Sure 🚂🚃🚃s are cartoonish but we can still laugh at the guy who literally wants to murder them. You have an advantage here since lots of leftoid dramautists can't tolerate .win sites long enough to find the good shit, but you can.

5. Unironically support the mayocide

The mayocide is not a joke.

6. Claim to be a Black transwoman as often as possible

This is like having a royal flush in poker, the mods aren't that leftist but they're leftist enough that if you even might be this they can literally never ban you.

So that's my quick handful of tips on this topic since literally nobody asked, I hope you don't enjoy this and every word makes you cringe to the point of feeling real pain. None of this will work if you're a r-slur, except #6.

Drop a username here or follow me there!

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Before I'm tempted to sinfully spend all this wealth on lootboxes for myself, I'm giving it ALL away to you!

Praise and glorify Jesus Christ and 3000 dramacoin is yours!

31 Again his Jewish opponents picked up stones to stone him, 32 but Jesus said to them, “I have shown you many good works from the Father. For which of these do you stone me?”

33 “We are not stoning you for any good work,” they replied, “but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.”

34 Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I have said you are “gods”’[d]? 35 If he called them ‘gods,’ to whom the word of God came—and Scripture cannot be set aside— 36 what about the one whom the Father set apart as his very own and sent into the world? Why then do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, ‘I am God’s Son’? 37 Do not believe me unless I do the works of my Father. 38 But if I do them, even though you do not believe me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in me, and I in the Father.” 39 Again they tried to seize him, but he escaped their grasp.

Here Jesus refers to a psalm that refers to all men as gods, meaning that all men on Earth are representatives of God! He is cleverly rebuking the pharisees by saying that in rejecting Him as the Messiah they are failing in their own calling to be sons of God! God calls each of us to be His holy representative here on Earth and to do good works in His name!

God bless all of you, and praise be to God!

ITS OFFICIAL, NO TAKEBACKS

I await the delivery of my unique "most dramapilled" profile badge.

I follow God because God spoke to me and said follow him and I follow Christ because when I read the words of Christ I know in my heart that this is the truth of God but then I read 1st Corinthians and Paul is like "Shun people who have gross and icky sex, icky sex is totally the worst sin" and that just goes against practically everything I see in the words of Christ (sex is a sin, but every sin is as bad as every other sin and we're all inevitably going to sin because it's our nature, but God forgives us).

Paul says a lot of things that are true and good and right but sometimes he says some shit that if Christ had said it I wouldn't be a Christian. It feels fucked up to reject Paul because he's like half of the New Testament but I can't believe in his message the way I believe in Christ's.

EDIT: Speaking as someone who never upvotes, there should be badges for upvoting/downvoting people by some prodigous amount, voting is hard and contributes to the site.

My mom is the best, I love her.

Happy Mother's Day!

...Safeway is a local supermarket chain, if that wasn't clear.

249.6, down from 302 in December.

Please celebrate with me in the appropriate rDrama fashion of insulting me for still being fat and telling me I wouldn't need to lose weight if I hadn't eaten so many cookies in the first place!

Elon will learn that free speech = unmarketable Nazi 1488 posting and n-word spam that loses all your corporate advertisers and either censor as much or more than Twitter does now or sell it off to someone who will.

Just look at everything you're missing out on!

Charming anecdotes!

Original art!

Schizoidal outbursts!

Woman hate!

It's everything you could ever possibly ask for and so much more!

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1. Christ created bussy.

As God the Father is the architect and source of existence, Christ the son is the master builder, the carpenter if you will, and he created all bussy that exists, sculpted it with his very hands, formed it into being by His will, gave it shape and purpose and life. He created bussy that it might be honored, cherished, and revered, that we might grow closer to Christ through bussy.

2. Christ had a bussy.

Christ was born into human flesh and grew into this world as a man, thus he had a bussy. What kind of bussy might it be? Surely we can speculate that it was immaculate, the most perfect and revered of bussies. As Christ sacrificed His bussy on the cross for love of humanity, so we must love the bussy of our brothers in memory of Him.

3. Bussy is obviously superior, who are you kidding

A man's ass is simply a work of art, wildly superior to anything a woman could ever offer, sculpted, firm, proud, purposeful, a statement of glorious intention of the doing of great things. A woman's body is ornamental, purposeless, an afterthought compared to the natural superiority of malekind. Truly God created Man first and woman only afterward, we must conclude that Man and therefore Bussy is God's greatest creation.

White people are disgusting, they're responsible for everything bad in the world, I'm so sorry for putting all of you through that horrible thread full of things nobody should ever have to read. I am talking to my doctor now, I hope you all can understand what a terrible mental illness this is that makes me say these things.

I have chud awarded everyone who upvoted me, you "people" make me sick.

The way they look. The way they smell. The way they sound. Their languages. Their art. Their music. Their poetry. Their beliefs. Their values. Their houses. Their families. Their neighborhoods. Their towns. Their cities. Their buildings. Their clothes. Their stories. Their politics. Their sexualities. Their genders. Their beliefs. Their values. Their attitudes. Their faces. Their noses. Their smiles.

I

LOVE

WHITE

PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST LIKE REAL WOMEN

I know we all hate mayos but what's the worst kind of mayo?

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