Recently I keep getting told how I used to be a rightoid agendaposter but I'm much better now that I've reformed and assimilated so I thought I would write a quick guide on how I managed to fool people and how you too can be a rightoid agendaposter without getting themed and banned and make your very own way to the near bottom of the rdrama leaderboard.

These all work because rdrama is a little leftist but mostly just doesn't want you to be incredibly boring

1. Be funny

Nobody wants to read seriousposting. Post shit that's going to be entertaining to people instead of just boringly shilling your worldview. Tell some kind of fucking joke somehow. Smile. Laugh.

2. Lie

If you try #1 but your idea of "funny" is "haha BIPOCs are stupid" because you sincerely believe BIPOCs are stupid it'll just come across as seriousposting. Instead pretend that BIPOCs are actually very smart well enough to make people laugh at the fact that you're really calling them stupid. If you want to post your own view exaggerate it or warp it somehow to make it a joke. Embrace irony.

3. Play characters

Feel free to be whoever makes a post work. Instead of writing "OMG these SJWs want to trans our children" write something like "I'm a bisexual trans woman and I want to trans some children", that's funnier.

4. Make fun of r-slurs on your own side

Nobody's side is perfect, you can take an occasional shot at embarrassing rightoids. Sure 🚂🚃🚃s are cartoonish but we can still laugh at the guy who literally wants to murder them. You have an advantage here since lots of leftoid dramautists can't tolerate .win sites long enough to find the good shit, but you can.

5. Unironically support the mayocide

The mayocide is not a joke.

6. Claim to be a Black transwoman as often as possible

This is like having a royal flush in poker, the mods aren't that leftist but they're leftist enough that if you even might be this they can literally never ban you.

So that's my quick handful of tips on this topic since literally nobody asked, I hope you don't enjoy this and every word makes you cringe to the point of feeling real pain. None of this will work if you're a r-slur, except #6.

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If you're so mad about it then you work hard and become ruler of the world the way the jews did, until then shut the fuck up and take it casper.

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Doing it for internet funny munny is much more dignified obviously.

You could even have a pay scale with top admins commanding the highest salaries while slackers get their pay docked.

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If all you plan to do with your life is make money and you'd rather be doing that than improving your mind you aren't fit to untie the sandal strap of a nonbinary QUEEN whose ambitions led them to become the TOP MODERATOR of the growing antiwork movement, you only wish you were half as talented and driven as them. Even with the oppression of being neurodivergent in an ableist society they strive to educate you peons on a truer and more beautiful way to live but like pearls before swine you continue to root around in your own shit. I'm ashamed of all of you and ashamed to be on this web site.

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When will the terrorization behind the white man's "crime statistics" finally end?

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Moved by the plight of those of you who are poor in dramacoin, @carpathianflorist just donated 20k dramacoin that I'm going to give away to the impoverished as soon as I hit 70k again! What amazing generosity! If you donate too we can get to 70k that much quicker! Do it for the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

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I hope you're healthy and happy and living in the spirit of the one true lord Jesus Christ!

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Is this old bait that Ovarit is sneeding about, I swear I've seen that 🚂🚃🚃 before.

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13 “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.”

12Then Jesus said to his host, “When you give a luncheon or dinner, do not invite your friends, your brothers or sisters, your relatives, or your rich neighbors; if you do, they may invite you back and so you will be repaid. 13But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, 14and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.”

I'm devoting myself to God and ridding myself of my worldly wealth in dramacoin! Those of you with less than 5k dramacoin, ask and I will give you 3000 dramacoin! If I don't give away all 70k doing this I'll go back and give the remainder to the people I already gave to!

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