I literally can't find one. My ricecel eyes cant open wide enough to find a decent one. Its all the James Cuckond or date windows, or the old as shit versions where the numbers are painted on, or the movement is beyond standard chinese jewry.

Don't make me seethe and cope by having to actually buy a real one.

Kthanksbai

Prize of 100 dramacoins.

You know how most internetards these days have zero PERSEC and use the same usernames for everything? Couldn't we just make sock puppets here using prominent redditor usernames, post shit that would get them jannie'd on reddit and take screenshots of said post and then crosspost them to reddit and inevitably send level 1 internet sleuths to google the username, see that they have a reddit account and then watch the fireworks?

I dunno. Seems like a pretty low-risk, high-reward shenanigan that would get some power-redditors bullied off the internet but I'm too lazy to do it.

I lost my EDC PX foldy knife from back when OIF was still all the rage.

I need a new one, I'm not autismo enough to know about knives or knife companies so I come to you ruralcels and rightoids. I also don't trust /k/ommandos nor redditors on knives.

Only criteria for it is that it is foldy and not spring loaded because commiecuckcel.

Budget max is $200 now because I guess knife inflation.

i drank half an 18 tyear glenfiddick and I want rummyrumrum

fiuck you i love you eat a rat

I have money to spend for the monthly subscription fee if that matter.