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LongNose

House Femboy Founder

:marseylongpost: Serial Serious Replyer :marseylongpost:

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Young people quite obviously have strong negative feelings about Biden that aren't being driven by policy, but something else (it's social media and TikTok, you dopes - the kids are absorbing nonstop negative messages about Biden 24/7 through social media and TikTok

Nobody ever weaponized social media before 2016! :marseycry:

There's an idea ("Biden sucks and doesn't do anything for us"), it bounces around an echo chamber, it spreads. We see it on the right on a weekly basis. And it's the easiest explanation for Biden's youth collapse.

The echo chamber isn't what made me completely detached from the majority of society! It's what made the majority of society detached from me! I am very intelligent! :marseycapygigabrain:

We really have come full:marseyhorseshoe: on the media huh?


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For those of you paranoid in these trying times, know that our capy overlord has made arrangements to put you at ease.

That is all


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I have nothing to say but "lol"


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I pray for an EMP to save me from this hell

I recently got some mild power at work.

Nothing big, just some new responsibilities that have now put me in the targeting reticles of the :marseytunaktunak:s working from home because now I'm some sort of liason for a small team.

This remote work shit has to stop.

I don't know what part of their culture has taught them that this is acceptable, but they wield the pinging feature on teams with more power than even /r/drama at its most cavalier. I don't think they even know what my job is, they'll ping me simply for existing in (getting forcefully added to) a group chat and ask me to do things that not only do I not have the power to do, but is not even part of my department. Sometimes they'll ping me for something that they're own department should be doing. I haven't talked to any of them in my life. But I can't stop hearing the ping in my headphones, they'll do it at all hours of the night, they'll do it while I'm in other calls.

They'll be a superpower by 2025 solely by pinging the UN until they give them a spot on the security council just to shut them up.

Its actually funny but I genuinely can't comprehend what taught them to behave like this lmao. I want remote work to stop just so they're forced to come over to my desk (if they even know who I am and where I sit) and face me with courage.


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Sorted by controversial for viewing pleasure


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Any kidding aside. Dedicating actual measuarable money to this instead of shadowy invisible "diversity" quotas is probably a good thing.

Rightoid hug boxes miss the point entirely as well: https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/uci6gg/harvard_sets_up_100_million_endowment_fund_for/


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The rightoid literally can't understand conceptually that exchange students talk amongst themselves because it's uncomfortable and frightening to be outgoing in a language you barely speak.

Hug an asian today

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Reported by:


Not dramatic, but its the night crew.

Someone tell boulderhurl he was right again.


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I've lived in NYC and I resent the idea that any of these people have "made it". Even people I know who started working at massive firms for 200k are basically the bottom rung of their totem pole putting on a facade that they're living their best Sex in the City or Suits life.

Anyways the replies, as per usual, are NOT HAPPY.


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A rejected kiss is LITERALLY rape.

Grey areas do NOT exist.

Being a straggot is a CAPITAL OFFENSE.

Chuds in the comments WILL be downvoted.

I'm pinning this now because I made the mistake of posting when the americans were asleep. Have fun at work today losers


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Absolute Unit Has the Final Solution to the Oregon Problem

Lmao


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Some people showcase their complete lack of an ability to think with nuance

Others cope and seethe that they weren't allowed to just coast and had to learn(or refused to learn) one single grammar point for an entire class.

Either way, scroll through the replies and all you need to know is that the race war is now.


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World's only honest Lyft driver faces his critics

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AN-225 Apparently Destroyed in Kiev

@AverageEnjoyer asked on the first day of invasion in the megathread https://rdrama.gay/post/47219/okay-since-you-r-slurs-cant-be/1448103?context=8#context

I regret to inform you that the worst has come to pass. Pay your respects now :marseyorthodox:


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https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ssozna/they_use_our_rape_kits_as_evidence_against_us/

This is really fucked but what else are you supposed to do when the DNA pings a match? Just ignore it?


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Should your DnD group take measures to counteract PTSD?

A giant dweeb "suggests" (:marseylongpost2:) that, rather than expecting people to express themselves normally, a good tabletop group will have mini therapy sessions before and during the game in order to avoid someone's discomfort.

Bonus: Rightoids subtweet and start a fight: https://twitter.com/d20_highroller/status/1491435626293755906


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:soyjackwow: are those bright glows contrasted against a dull background???


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:marseybrainlet:s can't find a job due to subhuman IQ

No, these tests probably don't have anything to do with the job, but OP getting 0% is a pretty good indicator that they're too r-slurred to even bag groceries.

It's easy to do when you stare at a still image for one problem. Is a different thing when you know you got a timer going. And, more questions to go. You're not just being asked to just recognize patterns, you're being asked to do so in record time. Plus multiple levels of pressure that would normally not be there during the actual job.

(OP)I can’t see no pattern. It all looks gibberish. I’d prefer to write a function what would give such a gibberish output. Or make it a pattern.


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It's always funny how New Yorkers feel about race, you'd think being the woke bastion that the city is that discourse would be a little more controversial. But when it comes to Asian-victims crime they have no problem starting the discussion up right away.

Also try asking anyone from Brooklyn about the Hasidics sometime and it'll put your average Alabama rightoid to shame.


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Japan, as many of you might know, is one of a few small island countries which has the luxury of being able to close their borders completely and be able to say "Fuck Off" whenever they want. When COVID started, it did just that and for two years has banned all manner of tourists and grad students pretending their thesis on Japanese Culture isn't just an excuse to spend a year or two consuming hentai and easy sluts while they "Research".

Typically these academic-types do not speak the language beyond a couple semesters of college classes (lol) and as such you can only imagine how necessary and crucial their work is that they should be granted an all-access pass to cross NATIONAL LINES During a global pandemic :marseypearlclutch:

Many japanophiles have used this situation to constantly and regularly declare the Japanese population as racists:

Could it be that the majority of the Japanese population actually prefers being in their own and keep foreigners out forever?

Others have said that they're failing to adapt to the covid world

The world has been fucked up for 2 years now and practically every other country has been able to figure it out because they are professional but Japan still can't get it's head out of its ass.

These threads have been going for almost two years with them getting desperately more angry each time. Only time will tell when they'll lose hope and find another asian country to fetishize.


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It's not so much of infighting drama but boy howdy did they stir up the mob with this one. Built up just a massive confrontational ending and then just made sure that none of the threads they set up were allowed to be shown on camera.

I'm no good at lawlzposts so if anyone else has been keeping up on it feel free to enjoy seething redditors and drop your thoughts here. I personally didn't mind it and overall it exceeded expectations and am pretty neutral on the whole thing but I get the feeling that most fans would have preferred anything BUT closure at this point.


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Personally I think Twitter users are more hopeless even than redditors. But that might just be having to see their profile pics and emojis in the screen names.


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I'll leave it to you whether he's joking or not but Redditors take this VERY seriously which makes it funny either way.


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Now that I've abandoned commiefornia, I think Amazon should enslave more people to better serve me.


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