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MommyIssues

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Oedipus complex :!marseymommymilkers: :marseycatgirl2:

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When 15 yo me saw Misato kiss 14yo Shinji to "motivate" him, it awoke something in me. I've been chasing that high ever since.

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MommyIssues

House Vampire Founder

Oedipus complex :!marseymommymilkers: :marseycatgirl2:

2337 coins   0 marseybux   3 followers   follows 0 users   joined 04 Jan 2022

When 15 yo me saw Misato kiss 14yo Shinji to "motivate" him, it awoke something in me. I've been chasing that high ever since.

Friends:

Awards received

x2 x1 x1 x1 x1 x1 x1 x1

User ID: 8195

Coins spent: 8177

True score: 17229

Winnings: 832

Beta User Unironically Retarded Halloween 21 All-Seeing Eye Christmas 21 Stone Skeptic Certified LOSER Fart-Free 21st Century Hitlerite (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor
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[:marseywitch: x :marseyneckbeard: crossover] Somebody created a tarrot deck with all NGE characters

If you guys don't want to sort through all that, Ill leave you with objectively the best picture here

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Cringecels disrespect the 'Bara :chadsneedcapy:

So, since their website is pretty much dead forever, does anyone know where they migrated :marseyshrug:?

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Veteran's Association employee headstomps napalm appreciator :!marseyflamethrower: :!marseychingchong:

Im sure that lovely gentlement just had a few pent-up feelings and I hope he will get bailed by the bail project asap :marseyblm:

Currently chilling 615/256 upvotes to comments on /r/publicfreakout

Here he is squintmaxxing, there is still hope fellow gaymers :marseyhope:

Wasnt it under "rules"?

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Leftoid youtuber :marsoy2: :marseysneed:s that uggo Ape NFTS :etika:are actually esoteric :marseyunpettable: racist :marseycapyblackface:nazi :marseyhitler2: dog whistles :marseybigbrain:

He essentially stretched out that 15 sec video into an 1 hour :marseyairquotes: video essay :!marseyairquotes: which if you have nothing better to do with your life (like me! :marseybrainlet:) you can watch here

He also does a "deep dive" explaining internet and :marsey4chan: :marseyairquotes:culture:marseyairquotes: to your average twitter user :marseybluecheck: which is actually really funny.

The twitter spergout is actually pretty funny though :marseyraging:

A :marseytrain: sees through the web of lies:

as someone who was in the nft space (never again lol) for a bit and realized how right wing it could get this does not surprise me one bit. #burnbayc

Ukraine appreciator :marseyazov: says nazis bad:

just finished it or 3min away this shit is FUCKIN NUTS! Nazi fucks #burnbayc

You know its bad when even LE WIFE :obesetradwife: realises :marseyagreefast:

When you watch this video with your wife and her eyes are finally open to what’s really going on. This is a crazy world we live in. Thanks for all the research you put in @ryder_ripps. #BURNBAYC #RRBAYC

Might cause plenty of :marseycoin: if BIPOCS who bought that shit (like KSI lol) see the video.

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Majima learns the slugger style :marseyderanged: from a foid :marseyterfdomesticabuse:

Syncing the bat ding and the music was an absolute bitch ngl

The new policy requires transgender competitors to have completed their transition by the age of 12 in order to be able to compete in women's competitions.

See chud? This is why you should support :marseytrans2: kids! Otherwise you may ruin their chance of participating in sports!

:marseytrain:s sneed:

This is essentially a ban of trans women from swimming entirely, unless they start transitioning under the age of 12. No Olympics. They'll create a "separate category" which will basically have a single swimmer per race by themselves. This is terrible.

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Today's decision by #FINA is a victory only for TERFs and bigotry. It is a decision that pretends to be based in science, but is in truth based on prejudice and transphobia. My heart goes out to every trans and nonbinary athlete. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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I've just realised the proposed 'open' category they're talking about is literally just for all trans people. So transitioned trans women and non-transitioning AFAB non-binary people & trans men likely to be at a disadvantage. I suppose this doesn't matter to FINA

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@ABC cheers BIPOC

You got a lociense for those memes bobby?

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Bozo should've said he posted those memes as part of his libertarian ring and he woudn't have seen the inside of a jail cell lmao

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Dont mind me, ♂Im just testing the new feature :marseycracka::marseybuff::marseybuff:

Fellow mayos, its time to take a :marseykneel:, and pay reparations, its for a good cause.

@TariqNasheed, when is the new :marseysoutherner::marseycracka::blacksoyjak: sequel dropping?

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So if they assign ethnicity score from :marseymayo: to :marseymyeisha:, Im really curious how they will rank :marseychingchong:s on this. Will SE asians rank higher than E asians? Should they use @Redactor0 's comprehensive tier list ? Tune in to find out!

Turns out investing in assets that have 0 resale value is a pretty bad idea innit?

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Btw, here's an Indipendent link (:marseypuke::marseybong:) for those who want to laugh at the poors :!marseydicklet::marseypoor:

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[SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT] PSA to all members of house femboy

Just wanted to remind all of you, that guys with mommy issues :marseychad: are OBJECTIVELY (certified by The Science™) superior to "guys" with daddy issues :marseyfemboy:

That is all :marseywave:

Also, Im so close to having a BMI larger than my age for the first time in my life so I need something to feel good about while I :marseylifting:

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borgar

Does this count?

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The day when foids stop posting their :marseyl:s on the internet for attention will be a sad one.

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The economy is fucked lol :marseyropeyourselfmirror:

The world is shit :marseyemo: and its about to get a whole lot shittier :marseysweating: but I couldnt be happier because Im sharing it with you guys :marseyhomofascist: and we are about to witness unprecedented levels of seethe together. I love every single one of you :marseymarseylove:

And remember, if news about funny numbers push you to :marseyropeyourself2:, you probably weren't cut out for this world anyways. Just remember to shout out freeghettohoes.biz in your murder-suicide livestream, its your civic duty :marseyexcited:

Don't worry guys, UK law is based on precedent meaning its safe to assume he probably won't get any jail based on other similar cases

Firstly, here is the scary :marseyohno: wikipedia page for the drone. And here is a hohol reverse engineering this advanced piece of technology

And here is the transcript for that vid: Title: Bottle inside a Russian "Orlan-10" army drone.


0:01 … We've gathered a number of downed Russian drones for study. We wanted to share examples of the "space age" engineering with our Western partners, but as soon as we've sent a couple of photos they went into a system shock. "Are you f-n kidding us?" they said. "This could not possibly be modern army technology. Dig through this garbage yourselves."


And here we are…


0:20 Let's take a look at the "Orlan-10" drone and check out some of those "super up to date" technical solutions, held together by the notorious "spiritual bonds" so dear to every Russian soul. (cynical)


0:30 Perhaps we'll be able to spy on some technological tricks we can later teach in our middle-school hobby workshops. (cynical)


0:44 Let's begin. This is drone's camera unit. The front plate proudly states, "Made in Russia." But in the back is a "Canon" camera … fastened with Velcro!


1:00 The best feature -- you can unfasten the "Canon" and use it to take selfies.


1:08 The camera (being Japanese) is in perfect working order (even after downing of the drone).


1:10 Take a look, Russians engineers have super-glued the mode-dial, so the camera does not accidentally turn off in flight. The zoom is also fixed. The bottom two lenses are thermal-vision modules.


1:24 There's a plethora of other curious technical solutions which I shall not waste your time on, because I want to show you the most important part -- the notorious "spiritual bond" no modern Russian technology exists without …


1:38 … THE BOTTLE !

1:41 I am not pulling your leg, and this is not a fake. This here says, "Fuel tank," and here "Ignition". And this is a plastic screw cap and a common soda bottle, riveted in here.


2:05 In short, "Without a bottle the Russia can't be Russia."

Couldnt have said it better myself :marseypig: :marseylaugh: :marseypoor:

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COUNTRY CLUB COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERS ONLY

For those of you who dont paypig for the financial times :marseychad:, the article is arguing that America has secured its hegemony for the next century :marseydicklet: . It also praises their heroic efforts in starving russian civilians in the name of democracy. :marseypatriot:

"For the first time since the end of the cold war, we have a glimpse of what an alternative to a US-led world might look like. An autocratic axis, in which strongmen support or at least overlook each other’s depredations, is more than theoretical now." :marseyohno:

While the article in itself is beyond braindead, the comments manage to be even worse somehow. Here are some examples:

[...] This crisis has brought into sharp relief what democracy means and why it is worth fighting for and what we are fighting against. +220

[...] we have to fight not only external enemies of democracy and liberalism but also the internal enemies. :gigachadglow: Imagine if Donald Trump was still president now while this crisis was occurring. +87

Rent free :marseytrump: :marseynpcmad:

This writer reliably finds a fresh perspective and argues it convincingly. Impressive. +54

:soyjackwow:

The US is going to win in another way. 1/6 of the world's farmland is in the USA. With Russia and Ukraine unable to grow crops that the US regularly grows, the US farmer....and mainly the US corporate farmer...is also going to do very well out of this war. +22

Jarvis :marppy: , who is the biggest exporter of fertiliser?

What countries like China and Russia don't seem to realise (or don't care about) is that, the more they restrict their own citizens' freedom (especially in China), and hamper their citizens' personal economic hopes and aspirations (Russia), the more those citizens (especially the clever, educated, mobile ones) will migrate to the west, in particular countries like Australia, the UK and the US, to pursue their dreams there. This will continue to strengthen the west, rather than weaken it. +49

Who needs affordable housing anyway?

However I was able to find one comment who hit the nail on the fucking head.

I have the opposite opinion. The US response to the war on Ukraine is noticeably hastening its demise as world leader. The nations most notable by their absence in the US's new Coalition of the Willing to Impose Sanctions is the rest of the BRIC nations. Times past, the US could lean on Brazil, or India, or China to make some sort of token denouncement of Russia. They cannot even lean on Saudi Arabia - long a US satrap - to support their strategic goals. The imposed sanctions seem to be causing widespread economic hardship among the nations of the west, whereas Putin has hardened his economy to withstand them. Of particular concern is the crop growth in the US, lacking Russia's raw materials for fertilizer. In all likelihood, China will move to take Taiwan this year. The US will be in no position to widen an economic war, or to start a hot war over a distant island, so logistically stretched out from its homeland.

DAY OF THE :marseychingchong: SOON :marseyagreefast:

@pizzashill what is the expert's opinion on this?

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