If you are reading this after Oct 12, I am probably out there living my best life. I had been in a rough spot for a while now, my mom got fucked by some guy from Xbox live, I was a nerd with no social life getting straight A's in all my classes and now, the love of my life told me she's just a figment of my imagination. That was the final straw in my life and I have decided to reinvent myself. I am already drunk and at a gay bar and these pills should do it for me. I have un-privated my profile so some rando can stumble upon my profile in 2045 and maybe message me for old man sex.

Goodbye and thanks for the lulz. Peace