Background: I take great pleasure in hate-watching Popehat on Twitter. He's the typical oversocialized coastal """libertarian""" who just happens to align with Twitter blue checks on every issue. This includes abortion!

I would keep a close eye on his feed for schadenfreude purposes. He's already retweeted "BUT HER EMAILS" and some sneeding Twitter lawyers trying to dunk on the Supreme Court.

He is also a good gateway to the seethe of law Twitter, has way too high of an opinion of himself, and is petty enough to post about rdrama of anyone clues him in to this place. Considering that he's spent time dunking on the incels of reddit, kf, and communities.win in the past, he's probably terminally online enough to consider rdrama a hive of rightoid scum and villainy.

Hmmmmm police were notified ahead of time about a man who wanted to kill Beerman Brett, and they intercepted him before he got to the property and he admitted everything and came quietly

Glowniggas really gotta step their game up dramabros, this one is just too obvious

Can I claim "Ukranian" as an identity now?

Background: the company that has a monopoly on all Magic: The Gathering tournament events dropped its requirement for proof of vaccination earlier in May.

Since the MtG community is made up entirely of goony beard men (), it reacted poorly, accusing SCG of killing grandma and all the other bullshit you hear from every other covid doomer NPC

Recently, the CEO of said company has essentially said that he doesn't care about what a few mad nerds on Twitter think, and gave an interview to that effect. Check the quote tweets for soy golems and cute-and-valids shitting and pissing and farting everywhere!

Context for those who don't like le handegg :

Every NFL team has a pool of useless journos orbiting them. They make their money reporting on the inner workings of a football team. They are generally a waste of time, air, food, money, and the space they occupy.

Every NFL team also generally has 1-2 beat writers who have a gimmick: be inflammatory, inaccurate, and just try to make everyone seethe at you. Think Skip Bayless but on a local level.

Since football players aren't the smartest dudes, they sometimes get baited into embarrassing shit like that which you will see in the article.

carp had another foid moment and threw a fit, promised to leave rdrama, and then immediately backtracked so he could agendapost more

everyone get in here and laugh at him

edit: everyone get in here and laugh at me

Sometimes you underestimate the little things that make a friend. Just brings to mind the minor things /u/joslemmons did for me that shows just that.

When he found out my daughter loves Mortal Kombat, he was so excited to find out her favorite characters and what finishers she liked most, and to talk about the game, including offering tips. It was such a genuine response and interest from him.

Another even more minor detail he made sure to never forget, me being the only "weeb" in the modteam, I had mentioned a couple times in passing at least a year ago my favorite anime character. To his last day he never did forget that and even brought the character up recently to my surprise.

Like I said very minor stuff, but it always felt important to him to know his friends as well as he could.

such an inspirational individual

This Is So Sad, Can We Please Gas The SRDines?

@JanetYellensFuckboy I see you in there, trying to talk sense in to them, you need to accept that they're too far gone and there's nothing you can do anymore

Low effort SRDine dunk, I know, but it's wall to wall r-sluration and pearl clutching

highlights include:

• redditors discussing the true nature of slavery. Why didn't Europeans enslave other Europeans? The answer may surprise you!

• Is Reddit a alt Reich racist fascist white supremacist shithole? Clearly, they allow fascist square subreddit to exist!

• PAGES of SRDines refusing to believe that some comments may have been made in jest

• Spez is a Nazi!

• Calls for a final solution for the PCM Zoomer menace, highly upvoted

• THE DAHNALD babies never left

Happy Hunting!

You post on r/conservative!

You supported a literal Nazi!

You post on fascist square subreddit!

this is so funny to watch. he's just spouting all the classic nonsense buzzwords. i thought this guy was supposed to be smart

average parasocial relationship enjoyer

It’s crazy how quickly this dude lost all goodwill with the fans. Over the summer everybody was talking up how the Packers FO was doing him dirty and now he’s out here looking like a dumbass soaked in essential oils.

he was right about his team and front office until he didn't get vaxed (???)

QAaron: “says he's a ‘critical thinker’ and doesn't believe in giving in to ‘woke culture’.”

very funny

Rodgers was a hero to all redditors and all limp dicked Twitter football analysts for being vocally unhappy about the way his team was run and for HOSTING JEOPARDY.

I wonder if he will still be beloved for his personality and decisions outside of vaccination?

More likely, everything he has ever done will be retroactively viewed and a negative light and some r-slurred locker room incident will be dredged up to cancel him, now that he has blasphemed against the church of LOVING SCIENCE!

Enjoy some associated Twitter sneed:

https://twitter.com/bomani_jones/status/1456674136563015686?t=s4Sb06WtfWah8oAfRtywLw&s=19

https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/1456675834534801414?t=ZNvkFlUTYJ7Sxi4_yl2yGw&s=19

https://twitter.com/ByKimberleyA/status/1456673491244175366?t=QwGtqy_zZA2ihpTO-XKJow&s=19

https://twitter.com/barry/status/1456673865812295688?t=hovAKCiZcvb53kaXjLvbeg&s=19 (SNEED DEADSPIN BIPOC)

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1456669682686218256?t=GeUK_RElYmiu0k9Am15vGw&s=19

https://twitter.com/NFL_DougFarrar/status/1456672728719654914?t=vqPNWTMJ6xbWJy8TAnoJ2Q&s=19 lol bald

Why am I posting this? Because I will never not be smug over all of the people who woke up in 2016, saw Colin Kaepernick being a r-slurred attention seeking narcissist and decided "Football players and athletes should have a voice!". They've spent about five years continuously vacillating between "This athlete I don't like should shut up!" and "OMG so BRAVE!"

Meanwhile, I have held the only correct positionn for my entire life: Athletes are r-slurred narcissists and should shut up and dribble

Replies are similarly NOT HAPPY about the (((othering))) of Korean-Americans through use of blistering racist language like "Koreans have a tradition of hard work"

as always, trans lives matter

trans lives MATTER

Make it so that whenever a degenerate mobile poster such as myself touches one of the hecking cute spiderinos, they go splat and leave more garbage on screen to shit up the website and make it unusable

trans lives matter