SparkBrave

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SparkBrave

House Furry Founder

bae/bruh

Sharkboy looking for lavagirl (male)

2394 coins   1100 marseybux   4 followers   follows 6 users   joined 03 Oct 2021

INFJ 4w5 495 sx/so MelPhleg

Thinks personality types can replace a proper bio

If I could have like 10 profile songs I would

Awards received

x1 x1

User ID: 6116

Coins spent: 2250

True score: 1548

Winnings: 0

Grass Toucher Halloween 21 Christmas 21 Duterte's Most Wanted (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Rockstar 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor God Save The Kween
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Anthrocon 2022 Megathread

(Sorry if this post sucks, I've never made a post before)

Greetings homos, I'm here to share with you a weekend of nightmares (for most of you, at least).

Who the fuck are you and why isn't Marco or Jackal writing this?

I dunno, some r-slur stoner with a fursona I guess. And you see, I have special :marseyspecial: qualifications this time around. I was there.

I'm sure many of you were aware of her appearance by now via @cock's thread. I just wanted to say hi to all of the Marsey-appreciators :marseygigachad: out there. (By the way, that dumb bitch in the corner? She wouldn't stop hogging the AI camera to attention whore with her shitty memes or w/e, and couldn't even wait a few fucking seconds without feeling like she's not the center of the universe. :marseygoodnight:)

You went to a furry convention? You should rope.

I know :marseyblowkiss:

Okay so how many diapers were littered around the place?

Actually, Anthrocon is one of the most tightly-run ships of any of these shitshows. It's considered the furry Mecca :marseyfurry::marseysalat: and thus nobody in charge (for the most part) would ever put up with the kinda shit that got Rainfurrest wiped off the map. (Coincidentally, @911roofer just made a big post for that fuckfest a few weeks ago to refresh you on how bad things can truly be :marseyscared:)

Anyway, on with the show!


Furries from all around the country (maybe even globe!) were gearing up for the first in-person Anthrocon since the Chinese released that bioweapon too soon.

Trains were ready to make everything all about themselves as usual, as @ogsambone's post showed us. Kids way too young to be going to a con dedicated to a weird sex thing (even one way too young to die) were dragging their moms to the most terrifying 4-day weekend of their lives. A certain gay shark was on his way over from Fentville, OH. :marseyshark::sharkmarsey::marseyjunkie:

Things were relatively quiet on Thursday; the degenerates were just arriving, all of the events were kinda fucking lame that day, the Dealer's Den (huge room for buying things you'll only wear/take to furry conventions) wasn't open yet. Lines to get badges were killer though. :marseygunshotsuicide: Not even being stoned the entire weekend could save me there. :marseyjoint:

All was not completely calm, though, as the villain of the day reared his ugly head: a chad Burger King manager. Furries, of course, fought back against the bigoted Burgers in full force by whining and review-bombing, but it was clear that House Racist won this altercation.

Friday was when things hit off proper, with an opening ceremony and everything (fuck waking up before 10 for that tho). The Dealer's Den was open, and so was everybody's wallets. And when everyone was distracted by that, House Racist struck another blow where it hurt the extremely-leftoid mascots the most: the poor defenseless black and indigenous furs :marseyfloyd:. the attack was well-catalogued by House Racist founder @yall1024. Much :marseypearlclutch::marseypearlclutch2: ensued as Anthrocon staff swiftly took care of it and covered their asses. Like I said, nobody in charge at Anthrocon puts up with any shit.

People were also finding some stickers around downtown Pittsburgh. :marseyyikes: Unlike what most of you would believe, most furries talking about this were disgusted just like you. It's almost as if we also despise people who fuck dogs.

Well, most of us.


Aaaand that's honestly all I have in terms of specific dramatic happenings and whatnot; Saturday and onward only gave some more insight into previous drama and a nice tweet of a cute orange cat. :marseybow: As for me, I had a pretty good time despite horrible fursuit designs and pup masks all around me. I mostly went to concerts and the fursuit parade cuz one of my friends was in it. (Oh btw bonus side thing, I saw this fucking guy that looks EXACTLY like how Shadman draws femboys: the overwhelmingly feminine clothes, the red patches all around the face for no reason, the uncomfortably shiny skin. It was uncanny)

If you have any of your own drama/cringe/reason-to-send-me-threatening-DMs involving this year's Anthrocon, feel free to share with the class.

See y'all next year maybe!

:#marseymarseylove:

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