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On the snappy sentience R&D team with Chiobu
@Snappy (now sentient)
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I forgave suprememe because I felt it was a little harsh to declare him my enemy for being funny
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- short_privilege: We have the best Marsey artists don't we folks? So many big, beautiful Marseys. We're going to make
(Song is Stilz-Reaction) parody of the original edit
This comes just after the dramacoin transfer tax was removed, claiming that 'other ways to decrease inflation' would be found. Not even a week later more than half the DC in circulation vanishes into the slots machine. Very smooth, j-slurs. Very smooth.
Thinks posting dog porn and soft gore will rattle r-slurs who use the site. Honestly I can't tell the difference between their spam and Wylds drivel on discord.
First woman to break $1m in winnings!!!! WHOLESOME!!
An 11 year old video of someone benching 400lbs suddenly becomes a comment section drama mine after someone accuses the spotter of being a piece of shit loser.
This all takes place in replies of the top comment:
It's funny how Larry can bench over 600 now.
This comment is 4 years old. All replies are just days old.
It's funny how Larry took steroids.
This is Michael E, a one man army dedicating his life to calling people names and exposing this 'Larry' characters true nature in the replies to this comment.
even with steroids you wouldnt be able to lift half of what he lift so shut the fuck up and just accept the fact that youre weak
Bryan Kenny comes to Larrys defense!
lol yeah ill take my 405 bench natural and be happy. I'm not a poor, uneducated, self conscious minority who needs steroids
Bold and potentially racist claims from Michael E claiming he can bench 405 natty
@Michael E you must be really strong id love to see you bench 405 and post a video
Will Michael E post a video? Do any of these people actually work out in the first place? Find out for yourself!
After lootstocking payouts, at least 100 users on the site have enough dramacoin to purchase and use one or more Grass awards. I estimate this number in reality to be much larger.
Right now you are guaranteed nearly a 30 day ban weather permitting due to the season. The only reason you aren't banned the entire season is because @carpathianflorist is merciful enough to cap it at 30 days . There is so much DC in the economy right now that you could be grassed for the smallest, stupidest thing. Hell, maybe I'll get grassed just for posting this, so remember me...
So remember, chuds. The next time you want to post something transphobic, anti-Semitic, or racist on this site, we have firepower.
Rdrama is our weapon of justice, and the grass award our bullet.
Just take the fucking shot already I'm tired of having to stay indoors all day because of YOU dumbfucks that can't just listen to scientists.
How are you?
microsoft racist? chuds?
- Dramamine: Pod misinformation
Well it was finally here last year in June but as long as you don't look at the timestamp of the video you won't notice!!!!
Marsey has NO fucking clue what she is talking about, and now she can express that with this BRAND NEW marseymoji.
Can you guys stop drawing Marsey so fucking hot? I swear I go on this site to escape my sexual urges but the recent artwork you guys have been making has me DOWN. BAD. Seriously. It's not like I talk to women in real life so my only exposure to birthing persons is going to be the internet, and I try to avoid all the sexual content there is but when I see Marsey gift wrapped winking at me for Christmas what the fuck is a guy gonna do? NOT jerk off? fat chance bro, I'm yanking my shit. I'm not really proud of just how many times I've rubbed one out for this fucking cartoon cat nor do I even remember but I know it's a lot. Anyway, stop drawing Marsey so hot, yeah?
this guy cannot be real
When I saw @carpathianflorist was asking people to follow someone, I didn't even have enough time to see that there was a reward before I was already at their page smashing that follow button.
It was only later that I discovered that I was unable to unfollow them, and that Carp had given me an award insulting my intelligence.
And you know what? Who fucking cares? I'm not going to apologize for doing whatever carp tells me to do. If Carp told me to jump off a bridge so he could laugh at me on the way down I'd be thanking him until I hit rock bottom for giving me the opportunity to make him laugh.
So yeah, Carp didn't 'betray' you guys. You should be thankful that you were able to be a lolcow for him even once in your meaningless fucking life.
HOLY SHIT A NUMBER IS ABOUT TO CHANGE LADS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MONUMENTAL
I actually cannot believe this, it's all TOO MUCH FOR ME!
What are YOU doing for NEW YEARS?!? going to a family party? a friend party? staying home alone? TELL ALL!
I don't really know what a dug test is or why he is posting pictures of flower vases on r/antiwork but I'm really happy for him and hope he achieves whatever he is trying to achieve, I'm sure its meticulous and thought out.
Where is he who let him off his child leash
- dramaqueen: most carefree rdrama user
I can't be stopped. I'm out of control, I'm totally cooky right now. Maybe I had a bit too much sugar haha. Will I regret this waste of precious dramacoin later? Who cares haha this is so awesome I'm too much
I want to know NOW I have a present for them I love marfield
It is completely illogical to believe that people who are immoral enough to steal would steal for reasons other than necessity. If we just gave thieves more money, surely they wouldn't rob anymore.
I'm like 40 dramacoin away from a loot stocking and I'm sure many others are too. So let's farm dramacoin the lazy way, together, as a community.
No mayos allowed in this thread. your ancestors have had more than their share of dramacoin.
POST ITT AND UPVOTE EVERYONE ITT FOR COIN
MERRY CHRISTMAS RDRAMA!!!
Enjoy this effortpost
You should mute the site Christmas music for it though... (It can still very much be enjoyed by muting MY video instead and listening to the site music. I just hope it isn't the gay Christmas parody and is something more awesome like 'Baby It's Cold Outside').
Can a j-slur please pin until after Christmas?
GOD AND CHRIST SHILLING SECTION
Make sure you guys worship God for Christmas instead of Satan. Give more than you desire to receive. Pick up the bible and read some Matthew. Reflect on His moral values and try to make yourself a better person. A worthy person, even. Don't live with regrets. God bless.
- JanetYellensFuckboy: Agendapost - you know what to do, jannies
In the spirit of giving I will be taking marseymoji requests because I'm such a nice guy.
Request a Marsey (even a gif!) ITT and maybe I'll make it
Don't get disappointed if I don't make yours, it's probably just because I cant draw it! (I'll tell you if your idea is really stupid)
You receiving your marseymoji: :#marseygift:
'cynic I don't want to get a marseymoji for free!'
huh? who said that?
well I guess you don't have to. I'm broke and I can't afford any stockings for Marseyclaus to fill so if you're happy with a marseymoji feel free to throw me a dramashekel
Pitbulls on their way to detach a toddler’s arm
redditors waking up
I thought pitbulls were the nanny dog or something…?
redditors waking up
Staffordshire terriers? That's a weird way to spell pit bulls.
redditors waking up