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this user drinks coffee with marsey

3447    9 followers   joined 13 Jun 2021


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User ID: 1947

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They can't keep getting away with it
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Dangerous rodents maul a poor doggo of peace
Carp off fuck #cancelcarp

I saw carp at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Chris Chan's ultimatum

the mark of the bsd!

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than "owning" land

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than "owning" land. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are cleaning, painting, maintaining and protecting a building for decades solely so it can can go and get rented out by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little house - building sheds, installing electricity, paying taxes on it, mowing the lawn. All of it has one simple result: the house is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually live it's in every room. Built the perfect house? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random person who had nothing to do with the way it was built, who buys the property after you die. He gets to sleep in it's bedroom every night. He gets the benefits of its rustic and homely aesthetic that came from the way you built it. As a man who has a property, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to pay off morgages for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

sam hyde gave us a shoutout?
This is not a good look, johm oliver. smh 😤😤😤
Are you scared enough?

Tired of your WEAK BETA CUCK dog?

Is cleaning stressing you out?

DuckChad trolls unsuspecting Googs
Chad. Upvote this post so people see it when they Google "Chad"
Nirvana sued for libertarianphilia
RIP saruh

here's the thread a couple hours later:

HN, if you didn't know is a technology-news-focused website similar to old reddit. The typical user is a silicon valley webshit. The main moderator, dang, takes a very strict no-fun approach to moderating.

Computer dorks argue about the internet. (Point and laugh at them)

MARSEY DON'T GET IN THAT VAN! Oh god oh fuck she can't hear us



:marseyhack: High quality:

:picklemarsey: she turned herself into a pickle. funniest shit I ever seen.

:coomarsey: wow, your right arm looks a lot stronger, Marsey! Have you been working out?

:marseylift: (updated)


:marseyseethe: (updated)

:marseycope: (updated)

:marseyrope: (updated)

:marseyflamewar: (updated)

This is the last thread I'm going to make. If I make any more marseys, i'll put them here.

The three stages of sneed

seethe :marseyseethe:

cope :marseycope:

rope :marseyrope:

okay thats enough marseys for me. also fixed eyebrows on :marseyflamewar:


Because some cats just want to watch the world burn

average landchad
Top 10 WORST websites OF ALL TIME
  1. : we all love taylor swift, but some people just take it too far. This forum is mostly filled with incel virgins that just want to sexually objecify taylor as opposed to discuss her music. As a hardcore taytay fan myself, this website is really disappointing (and I WILL be sending legal requests to cloudflare to get this site taken down).

  2. : Here's another forum that just took things too far. We all love our doggos, even those heckin' chonkers! But some people love dogs a little too much if you know what I mean. These women think that dogs are superior to scrotes. I mean, yeah, you're right, but gross. Bonus points for giving furries a bad name.

  3. : this appears to be some message board that makes fun of queer news outlet's successful owner (lovingly known as "spez") just for being gay. Like, we get it. you're closeted. Just keep your hateful crap to yourself. not cool.

  4. : Most straight men don't really do anything except perpetuate the patriarchy and fight each other. But some men actually try to redeem themselves. These men are called internet moderators: they clean up all the hateful racist, homophobic, mysoginistic crap off the internet. Of course most other men fear the moderators' big dick energy, and these small dick incels make their own websites like to make fun of them. Don't listen to the naysayers, fellow internet mayo knights! You're fighting the good fight!

  5. : Yet another moderator hate site. "bardfinn" if you didn't know, is something of an internet legend. She works at as a full time moderator and is one of the biggest, most important internet users of all time. Legend says that she has personally killed over ten thousand weak shrimp-dicked trolls. She's trans, which means she knows how to destroy men because she's been a man herself. Of course some hateful, small dick energy trolls have to tarnish the reputation of established moderators by making baseless claims that bardfinn is a "domestic abuser". Ever heard of something called defamation? Pretty sure it's illegal. Better lawyer up, trolls.

  6. : you'd think that a website built around a well-known leftist podcast would be a safe space to vibe and chill. But unsurprisingly, with a name like "chapo trap-house", the community is dominated by brocialist douchebags. Stay away if you don't want to get mainsplained for hours on end by some douche that would rather vote for bernie than hillary.

  7. : Okay, how about a more female-oriented space? You might think that a forum for birthing person dating tips would be a cool place to meet other women and share funny minion memes. However, most of the discussion is centered around how gross moids are (who cares LOL BORING). Not to mention that many users are hardcore TERFs and refuse to date trans women: facepalm this is not a good look, hun. ever heard of somthing called "trans rights"?

  8. : This is clearly a ban evasion site that goes against reddit's rules. If you haven't heard of kiwifarms, it's some forum for hate speech and doxxing against nonbinary folkx, fat bodies, and neurodivergent people. It wasn't until recently that these assholes got banned by cloudflare, and now they are trying to secretly set up another website. It's not fooling anyone, this site will be taken down in a couple months, just give up.

  9. : the site claims to provide match users with free "ghetto hoes" in their area. Firstly, can we stop refferring to women as "hoes"? It's really mysoginistic and disrespectful. Instead of pimping these women out, we should be working to send these underprivileged and disenfranchised women into college. Also, I got herpes using this service. Two thumbs down on this one.

  10. : goes without saying.

Anyways, that's by list for top 10 websites to avoid. Here are some notable runner-ups you should avoid too:,,