mellokind

House Vampire

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211 coins   100 marseybux   19 followers   follows 24 users  
joined 31 May 2021

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Verified Email Beta User Lolcow Unironically Retarded Little Big Spender Certified LOSER 1 Year Old 🥰 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor God Save The Kween BITTEN!

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mellokind

House Vampire

they/them

DM me lewd pepes

211 coins   100 marseybux   19 followers   follows 24 users   joined 31 May 2021

No bio...

Awards received

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User ID: 1353

Coins spent: 16073

True score: 22146

Winnings: 0

Verified Email Beta User Lolcow Unironically Retarded Little Big Spender Certified LOSER 1 Year Old 🥰 1st Birthgay Bash Survivor God Save The Kween BITTEN!
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  • ACA: it's "megamind" r-slur
  • Autismo: i have a shotgun rigged to my front door
  • MarseyIsMyWaifu: carp is 6'3 but lies to say he's 6'. literally the only guy online who lies to be shorter
  • 911roofer: trans lives matter. trans lives matter. trans lives matter. trans lives matter. trans lives matter
  • Yabssor: Ayy lmao
  • TheDunceonMaster: Not the real mellokind
  • Lur: libertarian
  • xirabolt: Megunin III on NES was my favorite growing up but i could never time Top Spin right
  • Jew_As_A_Verb: Pedo loli weeb shit

:!#marseymommymilkers:

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I was saved by Him. Like && share if you agree.
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WE HAVE THAT KINDA BOND WHERE SHE DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO REPLY

OUR CONNECTION IS JUST DEEP LIKE THAT

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Her name is @TrailerParkBride and if you have a problem with her then you have a problem with, so back off Incel.

The picture here is Cindy Margolis, she has my second favorite breasts. I love breasts and I think our Drama women all have very nice ones. I think about it every day and I am sure of it. If you have questions, let me know.

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  • SodaJerk: :marseygunshotsuicide:
  • AgentSix: We need to get rid of the coomer menace.
  • Dani_German: I want attention so I’m abusing the report function so people see this

I’ve always imagined @TrailerParkBride to have the prettiest smelling ones, myself. Bet she has all kinds of cute shoes and washes her socks every time she wears them like some sort of foot princess. But that doesn’t help keep the shoes from getting that scrumptious fragrance I’ve always associated with her feet. It’s a bit like a faint hint of Outdoor Fresh-scented Bounce brand dryer sheets mixed with extremely feminine corn chips. I would give absolutely anything to eat the lint out of her hiking boots.

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:marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut:

@FrozenChosen @bballbelle @MrPennySlavaUkraini @sandkwinn @arsey @Intervention @HardIsLife @justcool393 @tappy @Mom @snallygaster @transgirltradwife @TED_SIMP @DramaMama and how do I tag the cute anime girl in the banner ????

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Hot take: Non-offending MAPs are heroes

:#marseypipe:

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An Apology

I was told I could be unbanned if I apologized for my years of stalking women in the dramasphere.

I am truly sorry and the depths to which I sank cannot be overstated. I will do my best to never do this again and to those I have made uncomfortable or hurt in any way, I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. Several of you don’t know how far I’ve gone to find out about you and I pray that it remains that way.

cc: @FrozenChosen, @MrPennySlavaUkraini, @TrailerParkBride, @arsey, @TED_SIMP, @sandkwinn, et. al.

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^See title, and I can keep this up forever.

I've done it before, and I'll keep doing it.

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:marseycapycarp:

:marseyanticarp:

Update on Friday, Feb. 25: The “personalized text in question has been on our do not issue list for some time and was mistakenly approved in our Special Plate Unit. This plate has been recalled

Special Plate Unit.

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“I remember getting an email being like ‘oh, it’s being reviewed,’” Sindy said, adding that she thought her application might get rejected. “They didn’t send me a follow-up email that it was approved — I just got it in the mail and I was so excited, I was jumping around.”

But in the letter, the DMV said that someone complained the plate was “offensive and poor taste” and asked her to explain what the personalized plate means to her.

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Tay
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@Cdace

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Oh shit, they're on to you

Or as experts have called it, a “superionic state.“

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:marseyjam:

:marseyjamming:

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Nerds!

Pinned by gentooman gentooman 3 months ago (edited) This video has made several rounds since I've posted it and a common reply I get is, "this video is from 2014, we have flatpak, snap and appimage now!" The irony is that Linus is complaining about having to ship Linux apps in several different formats, and in 7 years, all we've done is add more formats that fragment the ecosystem even further 😂😂😂

The Pentagon has approved the deployment of 700 unarmed National Guard troops to the nation’s capital as it prepares for trucker convoys that are planning protests against pandemic restrictions beginning next week.

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin approved the request Tuesday from the District of Columbia government and the U.S. Capitol Police, the Pentagon said in a statement Tuesday night.

The troops would be used to assist with traffic control during demonstrations expected in the city in the coming days, the Pentagon said. Four hundred Guard members from the District of Columbia Guard will be joined by 300 Guard members from other states, according to the statement.

Guard members will not carry firearms or take part in law enforcement or domestic-surveillance activities, the Pentagon said.

Modeled after recent trucker protests in Canada, separate truck convoys have been planned through online forums with names like the People’s Convoy and the American Truckers Freedom Fund — all with different starting points, departure dates and routes. Some are scheduled to arrive in time for President Joe Biden’s State of the Union address on March 1, though others may arrive afterward.

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I've said it before, and I'm sure that I can be somewhat verified as not that user, but it is true that ChromeOS is the wave of the future and as ChromeOS and android become integrated it's over for everybody else.

It never began for applecels, even back in '77.

And windows, well at least legacy Windows is still running on some warships and in banks.

But things are changing.

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women who did 4 hours of chores a day cut their risk of death by 62% Activities included dishwashing, cooking and gardening helped keep hearts fit Californian researchers measured impact of light daily activity on 5,500 women

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10538563/Elderly-women-housework-cooking-gardening-healthier-hearts.html

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The Devil came from Kansas, written by Gary Brooker & K. Reid

The Devil came from Kansas. Where he went to I can't say

Though I teach I'm not a preacher, and I aim to stay that way

There's a monkey riding on my back, been there for some time

He says he knows me very well but he's no friend of mine

I am not a humble pilgrim

There's no need to scrape and squeeze

And don't beg for silver paper

When I'm trying to sell you cheese

The Devil came from Kansas. Where he went to I can't say

If you really are my brother then you'd better start to pray

For the sins of those departed and the ones about to go

There's a dark cloud just above us, don't tell me 'cause I know

I am not a humble pilgrim

There's no need to scrape and squeeze

And don't beg for silver paper

When I'm trying to sell you cheese

No I never came from Kansas, don't forget to thank the cook

Which reminds me of my duty: I was lost and now I look

For the turning and the signpost and the road which takes you down

To that pool inside the forest in whose waters I shall drown

I am not a humble pilgrim

There's no need to scrape and squeeze

And don't beg for silver paper

When I'm trying to sell you cheese

Hundreds of police in riot gear swept through Canada’s capital Saturday, retaking control of the streets around the Parliament buildings and appearing to end the siege of Ottawa after three weeks of protests.

Protesters, angry over the country’s COVID-19 restrictions and policies of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, retreated from the largest police operation in the country’s history, with police arresting or driving out demonstrators and towing away their trucks.

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