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The prosecution steps forward to make his final arguments. His eyes drift towards the floor, tie ragged, he knows he's been defeated.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have one final statement before you start your deliberations."

He raises his eyes. A wry smile crosses his face. Unbeknownst to everyone he has one final trick to play.

"Kyle crossed state lines."

Pandemonium erupts. The spectators break out into hooting and hollering. Footlong Subway sandwiches fly. One man can be heard saying, "Das rite white boy." The judge slams his gavel, trying in vain to restore order.

It takes over an hour to calm everyone down. Kyle's attorney breaks down in tears and has to leave, unable to make a closing statement. The jury doesn't even bother leaving the room to deliberate. Who in their right mind could fail to convict after such a bombshell?

Guilty on all counts. The judge sentences him to life in prison with no possibility of parole. Rachel Maddow's floor is soaked.

Fin

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Is Marsey search broken or am I just r-slurred

Tried it in both Firefox and Chrome :marseypuke: and neither seems to work.

One person already brought up his criminal past. How long until it's ya'alled?

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