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ironic giving the lead actress is in a legitimate cult

All religion is a cult, do you have specifics?

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America: where guns have more rights than women.

Wait? We suddenly know what women are now?

:chudsey:

I'm starting to believe "the bad guys" are using these dystopian books as blue prints, like it won't be long before the country is separated into groups for specific trades and then a kid from each district gets sacrificed.

It wasn't supposed to be a how-to manual! :soymad:

Fuck off with that comparision, every fucking time anything happens you people always compare shit to movies

Just compare it to Poland, weโ€™ve also got illegal abortions, tough shit

Oppression is bad in all cases, even in Poland.

Yes, but donโ€™t just compare everything to pop culture, it makes you look like filthy consumer whores suckling at the cock of the entertainment industry without any critical thought other than โ€žConsume Productโ€

Ainโ€™t nothing cool about that. Talk about the issue but seriously, cut it out with the fucking pop culture references jackass

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:marseyflagpoland: One of us?

Last time I remember everyone still has all the major rights and privileges that the constitution gives them. Nothing has been taken and nothing has been changed other than states now make decisions on abortion. If you canโ€™t understand that then join the fetus deleted club

Yeah states shouldn't be make decisions on abortion. Women and their doctors should. If you can't understand that, then remove your head from Tucker Carlson's rectum.

Kind of like states shouldnโ€™t be able to force people to wear a seatbelt.

As an oppressed drunk driver I agree with this post. :marseythumbsup::marseydrunk:

/r/IWantOut is one of my guilty pleasures. It is dedicated to helping people emigrate, and while most people are well-intentioned and genuine, there's still a lot of political sperging from Americans whining about how awful the US is. This was particularly true during Trump, but still exists to some extent today. Fortunately it's easy to find the sperg posts by sorting by controversial.

However, certain events such as elections and - in this case - Supreme Court rulings, trigger sperging on a very grand scale. So let's take a look at people who want to leave.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vkoal5/wewantout_25m_25f_baby_america_europe/

Given the state of affairs in America I (25M) my wife (25F) and baby are seriously considering moving to Europe. [...] Iโ€™m seriously considering the Netherlands as I know a little bit of the language and have visited there before but Iโ€™m seriously open to anything. [...] I also read that if you donโ€™t have a degree or serious experience in a specific trade you wonโ€™t be able to find work. Is that true? Iโ€™ve never been to college and I donโ€™t have a lot of expertise in any specific field but I am a hard worker and can pick up things very quickly.

Anyone in the Netherlands want to chime in if they want to help support a couple with a young kid with no education and no work experience and limited ability to speak the local language?

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vkkdxa/wewantout_32m_26f_usa_canada_or_eu/

This latest decision has us scared for the future, I've been trying to navigate on Canadian immigration website and UK website as well and all this information is just overwhelming. I need help or advice. Bit of history, we both lived in commiefornia for the majority of our lives, I never went to college because I grew up in an environment where it wasn't affordable and had to start working in highschool to help support my household at 16. I was a mechanic for 4 years from ages 19-23, left the field and did some odd jobs, from 25-30 I worked as a copy repair technician. Then COVID hit and I worked for the state for a year as a contracted office technician (EDD). My fiancee has some college but no degree, she has mostly worked at peer work for mental health as a clinician. She is severely disabled and is on SSDI, working a normal schedule or day is very difficult for her, to the point where she hasn't had a stable job in the past 5 years.

Anyone in Canadia want to take in this day laborer and his crazy wife not able to work? He'd be a good fit into Canadian society yeah? Is there a shortage of mechanics or copy repair technicians in Canadia?

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vkrhfo/iwantout_26f_usa_anywhere_else/

I've been talking about leaving the US for years. And as I've watched things like gun violence, systemic racism, and wage gaps grow, that thought has grown stronger. Yesterday was the breaking point... As a woman I am terrified and just want out. I only have two associates degrees in science and art, but quite a bit of experience in offices/management positions. I don't know any other languages but I'd be more than happy to learn. I'd be looking for somewhere to go with warmer weather (normal seasons are fine), friendly community, affordable healthcare, progressive and safe. I will be doing more research than this, but suggestions and insight would be so incredibly helpful.

She has an actual chance since her goal is "anywhere else." I'm sure Latin American cartels or war torn Congo can both use someone with an office management position.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vk543i/iwantout_26f_usaustralia/

I fear I may be out of options to emigrate but at least I can post here to get information. I have no degree nor does my husband- he is currently serving in the military but is adamant on leaving the country once he finishes his service.

She has no skills and will likely just be pump and dumped by the locals, but hubby has experiencd blowing up brown people so they'll likely be accepted with open arms into Australia culture.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vk70ga/iwantout_22nb_us_australia_portugal_france/

Without getting excessively political the current national forecast on Queer rights (and just national stability in general) doesn't look all that great and I'm exploring other options. I am currently in school for communications and technical writing (basically writing technical documents for mostly technology-based firms, changed from journ*lism in no small part due to it being a job that allows me to play to my strengths while also being in a bigger and better-paying industry that is easier to become an expat with.

Oh lord, xir is scared for the future! But it's cool, we are exporting journos and that's a-ok with me.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vkglpn/iwantout_28f_usa_anywhere/

28F from Southern commiefornia. Just putting feelers out of options I can do. Wanting some change in the next few years, especially because of the state America is in. Looking at Canada, NZ, AUS, UK, and EU. I work in the film, tv and commercial industry and In the union. I do wardrobe so I also have worked in fashion doing ad and stills. Looking for other countries that have a strong similar field of entertainment.

She has a BFA in Costume Design lmfao.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vkmq0p/iwantout_24m_usa_eu/

Hey guys, I'm a history major in college currently living in Florida. With the way things are going in the US, I don't feel comfortable staying on the ship while it sinks. I also don't think moving to a blue state will be any better due to the cost of living. By the time I plan on making the move, I will have my bachelor's degree from the University of Central Florida and some work experience (albeit limited since I've been focusing so much on my studies). In terms of employment, I would like to either get a job at a think tank somewhere or something involving public policy and research in general.

Hey guys, I have no work history for a major that isn't very employable and can't afford to move within my own country, can I come over there?

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vktzhj/wewantout_23nb_22mtf_usa_nz/

[We Want Out] 23 NB, 22 MTF, and 1 dog, NC, USA -> New Zealand [...] I'm in the middle of my master's in gender and sexuality studies but am more than willing to put that on hold. I have experience in clerical work, librarianship, and retail. My fiancรฉe is a programer with experience in simulation design, leadership, and game development.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vksowe/wewantout_19m_19f_usa_belgium/

My girlfriend and I disagree with the recent political situation in America and would like to live elsewhere. I'm still in my research phase, but I think Belgium would be a nice fit for me. My girlfriend has inherited some congenital illnesses. Belgium, as I read, has good private healthcare that will make our lives a lot easier. [...] I aspire to be a film composer but I am unsure of whether or not Belgium has the large market for music that the USA does. However, I am willing to work anywhere since I am young and have no qualifications. We're both high-school graduates; she is in college and I am considering either going to college now in America or waiting to go to Belgium.

Anyone from Belgium want to pay for some uneducated people to come on in and use your healthcare for the life time of this woman's congenital disease? He has no qualifications, it's cool though, he has a high school education.

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/vk94op/iwantout_21f_us_scandinavia_europe_or_can/

This one is so delusional it's worth replicating in full:

I doubt there are many if any options for me, but I figured I'd ask around anyways. I am disabled and severely limited in how much I can work (here in Wisconsin, seasonal hours tends be what I can work- which is under 15 hours a week. I can handle slightly more if working from home or working entirely flexible schedules). This is due to several disabilities, including but not limited to ptsd, schizophrenia, and frequent migraines. None of these conditions can be cured, but they may improve as I age. I am currently unemployed (Which is to say, I live with my father and have 'side hustles' to pay for gas, animal care for my pets, and anything frivolous things I want, such as video games or other hobbies. I make under the threshold to be considered unemployed, however). I am also not currently receiving any welfare / government benefits. As such, money is pretty tight for me, and I have limited work experience and no college or alternative post high school degree. I am, however, somewhat skilled with animals / animal husbandry, ranging from dogs / dog training, horses and horse training, as well as exotic animals (ie, reptiles, tarantulas, pretty much any rodent kept by human beings). Other potential skills include sculpting, new age skills / religion (tldr- I can read tarot + know a surprising amount about the academic study of certain branches of paganism. Niche subject, I am aware), and dming ttrpgs (also not really a marketable hobby, but it does mean I am capable of being an entertaining story teller and leader / organizer). I am also willing to accept that immigration is not happening any time soon for me- I am willing to gain relevant skills / shine up my resume in preparation, within reason of course, as I am still disabled and will not ever be able to go to Normal College to get a Normal 9-5 job. I will also add, however, that I tend to be able to work longer hours if I am alone / given more personal freedom- so if it turns out that horse training or some freelancey job is in really high demand, I have a better chance being able to work "normal" hours there (compared to a standard customer service or factory line job- both jobs I have tried and failed).

As a note for what I am looking for in a country- I love colder climates (but also cool mild ones- my dream country would range from 20f - 75f / -6c - 23c). I love both mountains AND the ocean, as well as any historical sites (but especially pagan / pre christian historical sights- think Newgrange in Ireland or Stone Henge, etc). I have no need or desire to live a particularly luxurious life- I would frankly be incredibly happy in a studio apartment / tiny home (provided I was allowed to have access to nature and animals), and some level of stability. My 'dream' would be to not live paycheck to paycheck and be able to afford to do my hobbies (costuming both for larp and cosplay, playing some video games from time to time, riding horses / otherwise being around horses). To put it plainly here, I would rather have fun in life than come across as fancy or classy- I would rather ride a horse than drive a new car, and I would rather dress in thrifted clothing than not be able to afford things like Ren Faires (and costumes for such events). This also extends to things like high taxes / cost of living vs no retirement / healthcare- as I would rather have healthcare and not have to worry about it (keep in mind again, that I am disabled- as an american I cannot afford therapy or other treatments for my conditions. As a teenager I was hospitalized for a period of time for said conditions, and my father was paying off that medical debt for 3 years- and thats with insurance and being middle class. Paying more for food seems a fair trade for me here, and its one I am willing to make. Also in re luxury item taxes on alcohol in some countries- I do not drink due to my medical conditions, so this is also not a deterrent lol). The top three countries I am looking at are Iceland, Norway, and Ireland- but I am open to Canada and the UK as well (heard that Canada is easier to immigrate to, and obviously I can drive my items there as I live in Wisconsin and am not afraid of a long long road trip). I am willing to hear out other country recommendations though- if theres a country you think I'm overlooking, let me know! I also want to quickly note that I do have memory issues and dyslexia like symptoms- so while I am willing to work towards learning a new language, I am going to struggle greatly to do so, and may never reach full fluency. Again, willing to put in the effort, but I tend to sound plenty clumsy in my native language (english), so I don't predict it going smoothly.

Bitch can't even use paragraph breaks. Holy shit.

I'm stopping there, but there's more if you want to poke around.

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cutter music MySpace griftcel

[MySpace music] Andrew Landon: grifter, hacker, emo

TLDR: back when we were all emo in the mid-2000's, there was a myspace user who was incredibly good at stealing musicians' MP3 files, taking down accounts, and uploading their songs to his own account. He never showed his face and likely never made a live appearance. He sold t-shirts and booked fake shows. I'm pretty sure he even faked having heart surgery to get donations. Meanwhile, independent musicians floundered when their profiles were removed and fans attacked them. One successful musician affected by him is Noah Gundersen.

โ€  - Some of my sources are "trust me bro, I saw the video/post/myspace before it was taken down."

* - I'm not saying it's good music, but there are a few enjoyable songs. Mostly though, it's very emo, and very MySpace.

#Background

Let me set the scene: it's 2008. You just messaged your myspace friend "rawr <3". your favorite emo-pop-punk song about cutting yourself is blasting on your iPod. Your parents are getting divorced. Your straightened bangs look fantastic.

But you have a tender side too. It's late and you're surfing myspace for something sentimental. Your indie friend has something interesting insta-playing on his profile: Undying Love by Andrew Landon. It's about a king drowning himself for love. You're hooked.

Here's some screenshots to give you a sampler of the drama:

#Andrew Landon

Back in the good ol' days of MySpace (around 2007 to 2011), Andrew Landon was an emo-acoustic heart throb. Except his music was stolen. And his face wasn't his face. And his name was probably a stage name.

He didn't steal music in the take another musician's idea and make it his own sense: the actual music files were ripped from one musician's page and uploaded it to his own with a new name. This guy uploaded dozens of independent musicians' mp3s as his own over 3 - 4 years. Songs with different styles, singers, recording qualities, and instrumentation were all claimed as his with no credit to producers, collaboraters, backup musicians, graphic designers etc.

There are 4 or 5 songs that he would eventually concede were not his, saying that he was hacked and framed. But the majority (30+ songs) were never disowned by him. For example, if you can stomach some questionable music, compare two Andrew Landon songs: "We Could Be In Love" and "Addicted". These are two VERY different songs by completely different musicians, but both were on his MySpace for months/years.

Several musicians spoke up on YouTube and MySpace about Andrew Landon stealing their music, but many of them were taken down quicklyโ€ . I reached out to one around 2008/09 (Stephen Dodge) and he seemed defeated when we spoke. When I asked why he stopped writing music, he said "some clown in Florida" kept stealing his songsโ€ . I don't know if he was a master h4x0r or if everyone's password was "password," but accounts and youtube videos went down at an impressive rateโ€ .

One of the surviving testimonies is from the singer of a band called "imadethismistake", claiming Andrew Landon uploaded an early version of his song "Staring Blindly Into A Dull Sunset" to Andrew Landon's page where it was retitled "She Looked Like Death.": Andrew Landon - She Looked Like Death imadethismistake Staring Blindly into a Dull Sunset

Here's a Last.fm post by the same guy: ![](https://i.imgur.com/P36tBkl_d.webp?maxwidth=9999&fidelity=high)

(I actually still own one of imadethismistake's CDs. I don't listen to it.)

After this song had been on Landon's myspace for a over year, he suddenly claimed that someone had hacked his account and uploaded this song and a few others to frame him. Apparently his myspace had been held hostage by a myspace profile designer who... was mad at him or something, but who let him continue the rest of his business as usual.

He continued to upload different songs. He would claim that someone framed him once or twice more. When things got too hot, he would quit music for a little bit, but was always back a month later.

#Image and money

Landon didn't just steal music, he stole likenesses too. His most common images were of a MySpace-popular skateboarder (whose name I won't mention). This skateboarder uploaded a video of himself claiming Landon was stealing his photosโ€ . Within a day, Landon had ripped this video and reuploaded it with much lower quality and dubbed over it to say that HIS photos were being stolen by the skateboarder. Here's the dub, the only video you'll actually find of "Andrew Landon" The original was taken down.

For most of this, I can't say how much he benefitted beyond ego. On the archive.org link above, you can see him trying selling CDs (featuring tracks he later disowned) "for cash only" through DMs. He also sold t-shirts.

He announced a few tours with ...pretty vague venue listings. No one ever saw him perform and there's certainly no videos of it.

At one point, he claimed he needed heart surgery and people donated money to the cause. Big if true, but bigger (and funnier) if not true.

#In the end, I don't think anything really happened.

He moved into spoken word stuff (with his REAL VOICE--same as the voice in the dubbed video). I think ONE musician (Noah Gundersen) took legal recourse, but that's it and I cannot find evidence of it. Like MySpace itself, he sort of just faded away around 2011 or 2012.

The moral? Be grateful but a little sad that your myspace profile got deleted and no one can see just how emo you were.

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dramatards looking for salt

Makes shills shiver in their socks and sandals.

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Man airdrops a picture of himself naked to all passengers of an airplane

Original video

Part 2

Storytime update

Back to her reguarly scheduled fat girl content ๐Ÿคช

goatse

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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

Here are the top 6 winners, can any perceptive :marseydetective: dramanauts find the odd one out?

TERF sneed on this :marseyairquotes:news:!marseyairquotes: website

More :marseyraging: at Ovarit

JUST IN: INTERVIEW WITH THE WINNER OF THE COMPETITION

MFW uterus havers take a giant :marseyl: yet again

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CHUDS shoot teargas at protestors in AZ
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We have too much rightoid agenda posting and we need to quell these tards. help us get rid of these MDEfugees by supporting the true lefts fight against them!

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Friendly reminder that a Supreme Court of All White Males made abortion legal, and the most diverse Supreme Court ever reversed that decision

:marseykneel::marseyblm::marseyblack:

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r/fitnesscirclejerk sneed's about abortion

Its been a while since I posted anything about fcj

The crazy thing about the drug war is that I just got my X waiver so I can script subxaone and you know the weird thing? Nowhere in the algorithm of how to treat individuals with opioid use disorder do we throw them in jail. That was so surprising to learn.

That demonstrates a weird focus on rehabilitation. Damned doctors always fucking with my bottom line. How dare you believe that rehabilitation is better than incarceration and forced labor?

How physicians approach

Guns: sensible gun control

Drugs: medication associated treatment

Unintended pregnancy: Teach safe sex and provide free Long-Acting Reversible Contraceptives (e.g. IUD) before/during sexually reproductive ages

Mental health: Free therapy for anyone who needs it and well funded institutions for mental health so we stop having Cook County's criminal justice department being the top provider for mental health care in the US

COVID: get vaccinated

It's WILD how nearly single thing medicine says we should do republicans say we shouldn't do.

that's right :chudsey: this guy's a doctor, better listen up

Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™m preaching to the choir here, but if you vote pro-life but donโ€™t also support any sort of social program to make sure the people youโ€™re forcing to be parents can feed the kid they donโ€™t want/canโ€™t afford, youโ€™re a waste of oxygen. That doesnโ€™t even take into account any of the other valid reasons for abortion.

Theyโ€™re not pro-life, theyโ€™re just outing themselves as anal retentive limpdicks who canโ€™t fathom someone having a different opinion than them.

EDIT: I had taken a mini-hiatus from the internet and the first day I decide to hop back on outside of just dicking around in lighthearted meme and gaming subs happens to be today. Fuck me right.

We all need mental health days off from the internet :marseyagree:

Oh, contraception is on the table now because of this as well.

Medicine is getting attacked by the right in every which way at the moment. Y'all don't really get to see it too much but we're having MANY public health emergencies at the moment on top of way sicker patients because of delayed care. This is being massively exacerbated by the right essentially stripping away power from public health agencies.

:soyjakyell: abortion is health care!!

This was the first thing I woke up to. I didnโ€™t want to tell my fiancรฉe because I knew how much it would upset her. Fuck this. Theyโ€™ve already made it clear whatโ€™s next on the chopping block.

I woke up to a bunch of texts with variations of "what the hell" and "I'm so scared" and it took me a couple minutes to figure out what was going on. My friends and I are all a bunch of broke college kids and we're setting up emergency plans of what to do if someone in an anti-choice state needs to get to a safer state for an abortion, who they can stay with, how to afford travel gas, etc.

This country is revealing itself as a theocracy and I can't wait to get the fuck out.

Theocracy must be reddit's favorite new word, after fascism of course.

So for a long time, the trope about time travel was that the past could only be a potentially cool adventure for cis-het, white, Christian men; because almost every point in the non-modern era was so much worse for everyone who didn't fit that narrow category.

Sadly, now apparently time travel to the future gets to be worse for everyone too.

Life just sucks for everyone who wasn't white

A boot stamping on a human ovary forever

All my coresidents today let out a long Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this when we heard the news

I smoked my first cigarette since RBG died. This is some bullshit.

Hey guys, I'm a doctor don't forget! I think :!marseydepressed: guy is the one that got into it with you a while back @AverageBen10Enjoyer

I want to abort Clarence

Maxx this mam

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1540640395813703680

Iโ€™m excited to announce that today I will be on the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury 5.15pm. See you there! @glastonbury

https://twitter.com/GlastoLive/status/1540735022218354688

Greta Thunberg takes to the Pyramid Stage and the huge crowd listens intently. RS

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1540819495283036160

โ€We are approaching the precipice and I would strongly suggest that all of those who have not yet been greenwashed out of our senses to stand our ground. Do you not let them drag us another inch closer to the edge. Right now is where we stand our ground.โ€

Thank you Glastonbury!

https://twitter.com/Simon_C_Moore/status/1540739578264489984

The wonderful @GretaThunberg tells Glastonbury Festival that we must take a stand, here and now, and stop the rich and powerful destroying our Earth support systems.

No one else is going to save us.

Go Greta! We stan our neurodivergent queen!

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Post Roe Check In. Are you okay?

Greetings,

I am profoundly saddened that our rights are being eroded by old people. Its gross.

Today I found out that Catholicism is real and isnt just a religion from the show The Tudors. Apparently these Catholics are to blame for the erosion of our rights.

In an effort to understand Catholics I have been watching catholic television and have found out I really need stained glass windows in my life. I also enjoy their hats. Catholics, unlike Mormons, do not get their own planet when they die and thus I don't really see the appeal. Please hate crime all Catholics you come across so they will stop eroding our rights with their medieval ideology (and do steal their hats).

God is not real by the way.

To cope and feel better with all this terrible news I am watching a documentary about teenage prostitutes in Prague. For some reason the man being interviewed is doing an autopsy as he discusses how he gave 20 teenage whores AIDS.

![](/images/16562020286479275.webp)

This soothes me as I assume they're all Catholics.

How are you doing? Are you okay?

It's important to check in with each other and ensure we're all doing proper self-care.

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this is kittens

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:#marseyduck2:

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h/marsey has been created!

Thanks everyone who contributed, either with donations or with upmarseys! Here's this Marsey I made to celebrate!

Now I gotta ask @chiobu if you want the hole because I sure as hell don't, lemme know and I'll transfer the ownership to you lol


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Ivermectin is not available OTC everywhere, however it can be found in certain brands of horse medication.

Make sure you remind redditors of this little known fact at any and every opportunity, do your part to protect women's rights and bodily autonomy!

:#marseywholesome:

:#marseydoctor:

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This is Gospel

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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

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https://github.com/Aevann1/rDrama/commits/frost

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Worlds smartest atheist.
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In short this absolute xing earned $450k (300% profit) in just six months by telling underpaid pakistanis to do the work for him. One job even had a spyware that monitored employees' screens - except he asked that job to stop monitoring him and give him freedom to outsource. Next thing he does is use the same monitoring software on his own employees ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

lol. Why use the same invasive monitoring software your J1 used on your "workers" if you yourself hate it?

It always amazes me how people turn around and be just as shitty once their in power, but they judge the people who mistreated them so much

:#marseyagree: :#marseysanders:

This is wildly racist. Not the outsourcing, just the way you speak of your employees. Probably unpopular but God someone needed to say something.

I'm there with you on that. And did I understand correctly that they are using that horrible screen grab software on their employees now? \n That's just becoming the thing you hate. This isn't anything I respect.

Same. We're supposed to exploit the capitalistic system, not become a cog in it. 0/10 would not recommend.

Not a cog, just someone working multiple jobs, tackling multiple projects, and getting piss mad when a xing finally achieves the true spirit of OE. At least OP is paying them $15/hr which, in Pakistan, can feed a family, a herd of sheep, three dogs, Osama and all of his wives, etc. for ten lifetimes

Treat your guys a little better so they dont oe on u.

Lol, they literally work gigs. Besides, a westoid asking them for help is a godsend for them

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โ€œAs a Christianโ€ is trending on Twitter

https://twitter.com/mentallyilljew/status/1540386278314762240?s=21

making abortion illegal is a fundamental breach of jewish, muslim, and hindu and many other faiths religious freedom. it is by definition unconstitutional.

Not sure why this is the top result considering it doesnโ€™t contain a single one of those words besides โ€œaโ€ but hey. Anyway, your religious text can say โ€œthou shalt massacre those with brown hairโ€ and we can still have laws against that. Sorry Satanists.

https://twitter.com/sueziecue/status/1540753742806405122?s=21

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Just an image here. There were enforced blasphemy laws on the books until the mid-1900s. If you want to go with Constitutional intent, this ainโ€™t it. And if your religion requires that you permit the murder of children, you are a terrorist and an enemy of the state.

https://twitter.com/yxlist/status/1540752904981606400?s=21

As a Christian I completely agree with this statement by the Church of Satan.

This tweet responds to itself.

https://twitter.com/boobooskitty/status/1540753510127599616?s=21

As a Christian I know a real Christian wouldn't worship a hate filled psychopath and help him violently overthrow the US government to cling to power

The Jan 6th tourist group will be causing sneed for at least another decade, guaranteed.

Twitter then felt obligated to interrupt the stream of top tweets with this lovely bit:

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Reminder that Anton LaVey was a woman beater who tortured exotic animals.

https://twitter.com/jaydac00/status/1540577647327150082?s=21

Iโ€™m not a bad Christian for allowing others to make their own decisions. I know what I would do as a Christian believer, and I will spread the gospel but I will not FORCE it on others

Yes you are.

Psalm 82:4 โ€œRescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.โ€

Philippians 2:4 โ€œLet each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.โ€

Proverbs 24:11 โ€œRescue those who are being taken away to death; hold back those who are stumbling to the slaughter.โ€

And on and on and on. Letting people choose to destroy themselves is one thing. Letting people choose to massacre children is quite another.

https://twitter.com/ducain23/status/1540704857308504064?s=21

As a Christian it is not our job to force anything on anyone. God gave us free will for a reason. Instead, Christians need to teach and be loving to everyone (you know the thing that Jesus did and what we strive to be like)

Letting people murder children is not compatible with anything in Scripture. It is inherently evil.

https://twitter.com/mobabyhomeslice/status/1540528401521459200?s=21

As a Christian, the fact that the next "target" for Conservatives is gay marriage and contraceptives instead of pushing for Paid Parental Leave, Free Childcare, Universal Healthcare, and expanded welfare programs means that this was NEVER about "saving the babies."

Actually we want all of those things. Except the free childcare and expanded welfare. Did you know the Catholic Church is responsible for one sixth of all hospital beds in the country? Thatโ€™s 17%! Did you also know that the Church is far and away the most prolific charitable organization in the world?

https://twitter.com/adillondev/status/1540696836431679493?s=21

Speaking as a Christian... Stop blaming other, more vulnerable religions for the shit WE just pulled with reproductive rights. Stop using Islamophobic language when it was clearly and loudly the white Christian church that had this as a platform and pulpit for DECADES.

Itโ€™s just occurred to me that not a single person in these tweets is actually a Christian. Iโ€™m not sure what the point of this thread was. Anyway, stop blaming Muslims for overturning Roe v Wade I guess?

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More than 63 million children have been massacred by their parents since Roe. Thatโ€™s more than ten Holocausts. One day in the not so distant future, yesterday will be a national holiday.


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This lady is my hero (5)

Because she shares your opinion And had the opportunity to say it publicly? Yea she's a real hero๐Ÿค“ (-219)

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I don't disagree, but she is also the same person who thinks my body my choice doesn't apply to vaccines and medical procedures.All you liberals and conservatives are all hypocrites. All you care about is forcing your ideology on others, it's a constant pissing contest of who can squash who's rights. All authoritarians. (-143)

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Clump of cells in the uterus is as much a baby as a clump of cells multiplying really fast where they are not supposed to be in any other part of the body. (84)

"Clump of cells"Tell me you failed biology without saying you failed biology.That clump of cells is no less human, biologically speaking, than a newborn baby. A fetus describes the development stage of an organism. No different than when we use newborn, toddler, child and young adult, etc.A puppy was at one point a "fetus." Its a moment of time in growth (-130)

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Overturning Roe v Wade? OK, then Time to cut off men. Time for American women to create anti rape inventions that catch the abuser in a way where they need to go to the hospital to get the "device" removed ( which inks a permanent tattoo circle around the penis so their wives and future partners know what they have done) Women need to learn to work hidden body cams, because courts do not believe them, and recordings need to be considered as admissible evidence. The Supreme Court must be required to toughen the laws against incest, rape, attempted rape, harassment, abuse. Women need to get busy with self defense tactics, prevention tactics, and have access to more self defense weaponry that incapacitates the abuser and that cannot be used against the woman being attacked.In all cases and even with consensual sex, legally the male upon a positive mandatory DNA test result, must be required to assume 50% of child support regardless, or face incarceration. In the case of incest, rape... (1)

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why do they they are uncoscious they have no personality no wants or desires they rely on othes to survivetheres almost nodiference between a fetus and a person in coma (-3)

this is actually the dumbest shit ive ever seen, might as well be a troll but ill debate it anyway cuz i'm bored and need a new write-up; this is just about what we consider a person. take a fetus- a human being in the form of a clump of developing cells. it can be considered a human, but is it a person? a person is most commonly regarded as an individual with the capacity to have basic values. a person is a human who can enjoy things, make decisions, form opinions, carry values, have morals, reason, etc. now lets take a fetus; does a fetus enjoy things? well, no, a fetus is perpetually unconscious inside of the womb. does a fetus form opinions? no, it doesn't have the capacity to form opinions, nor does it have the consciousness to form opinionsdoes the fetus essentially do any of the above listed? no! a fetus can sense and move and kick, but it is completely unconscious inside of the womb. a fetus has not developed anywhere near the emotional capacity to have the awareness of itse... (4)

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How about this one โ€œThe first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.โ€ Werner Heisenberg. (15)

Yea, well, the first sip of the glass of logic and understanding will have you questioning your beliefs, but at the bottom of the glass, you won't be thirsty enough to give a fuck about religion, you'll just enjoy what's real, how you feel. Fuck religion, fuck politics, I'll come up with sayings all day. Why is this happening? We are reverting to a more primitive state of thinking. Where did we start thinking a man in the sky can fuckin dictate what anyone does with their body, and yet... have cultures who won't kill cows? Have cultures who sacrifice people or animals? OH MY GOD, YOU SLUT YOU WORE A DRESS THAT SHOWED YOUR FUCKIN ANKLE! YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW!! Might as well move to India. At least you don't need to find a bathroom to shit and you can rape women and not worry about shit. "Come to america! Here we have shitty public transit, a minimum wage that won't cover basic rent, incredible opportunities for everyone but Americans to go to college, but we try deport every one who t... (0)

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And y'all wonder why people consider this a hate sub????? (-36)

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It really is that simple, though. Overcomplicating the matter is what allows for people to claim "oh a group of cells isn't a baby, but it becomes a baby at X time" when in reality, it's a human being, weak and defenseless, being killed (3)

Whatโ€™s the definition for an organism that lives in an organism and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense again? (-14)

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Not like any of you will ever touch a woman anyways. Also fuck pro-lifers and fuck Clarence Thomas. (-11)

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"Want to murder babies", it must be blissful to be so simple-minded. (-2)

It really is that simple, though. Overcomplicating the matter is what allows for people to claim "oh a group of cells isn't a baby, but it becomes a baby at X time" when in reality, it's a human being, weak and defenseless, being killed (3)

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And y'all wonder why people consider this a hate sub????? (-36)

You just see hate anywhere is convenient for you, and if not liking baby murder is hate, then fuck it, I'm hateful (7)

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TIL misinformation = basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚Hell, you probably can't even define what a woman is because you're so full of shit.Little bitch blocked me. That was easy. (6)

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Not rly drama but the parent tweet from Senator Cornyn is just awash in reminders that 50% of people are dumber than the (low) average :marseybrainlet::marseysmoothbrain:

  • "Dan" is the guy replying to the quote tweeted guy

edit: im r-slurred the actual drama is the scale to which people dont understand Cornyn's tweet lmfao - they seriously think a U.S. senator wants to literally pogrom blacks

J*urno Elie Mystal fails turing test:

https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1540741145503752195

Some guy who claims to have been a federal prosecutor fails turing test:

https://twitter.com/ChrisAlbertoLaw/status/1540749695634513920

Rep. Ted Lieu flexes his IQ for the world to admire:

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1540760992715444225

latinx rep from Tejas following in similiar vein (altho may just be cynically doing this cus his average follower is r-slurred, wording is vague):

https://twitter.com/JoaquinCastrotx/status/1540765341617475585