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Man airdrops a picture of himself naked to all passengers of an airplane

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Back to her reguarly scheduled fat girl content ๐Ÿคช


r/fitnesscirclejerk sneed's about abortion

Its been a while since I posted anything about fcj

The crazy thing about the drug war is that I just got my X waiver so I can script subxaone and you know the weird thing? Nowhere in the algorithm of how to treat individuals with opioid use disorder do we throw them in jail. That was so surprising to learn.

That demonstrates a weird focus on rehabilitation. Damned doctors always fucking with my bottom line. How dare you believe that rehabilitation is better than incarceration and forced labor?

How physicians approach

Guns: sensible gun control

Drugs: medication associated treatment

Unintended pregnancy: Teach safe sex and provide free Long-Acting Reversible Contraceptives (e.g. IUD) before/during sexually reproductive ages

Mental health: Free therapy for anyone who needs it and well funded institutions for mental health so we stop having Cook County's criminal justice department being the top provider for mental health care in the US

COVID: get vaccinated

It's WILD how nearly single thing medicine says we should do republicans say we shouldn't do.

that's right :chudsey: this guy's a doctor, better listen up

Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™m preaching to the choir here, but if you vote pro-life but donโ€™t also support any sort of social program to make sure the people youโ€™re forcing to be parents can feed the kid they donโ€™t want/canโ€™t afford, youโ€™re a waste of oxygen. That doesnโ€™t even take into account any of the other valid reasons for abortion.

Theyโ€™re not pro-life, theyโ€™re just outing themselves as anal retentive limpdicks who canโ€™t fathom someone having a different opinion than them.

EDIT: I had taken a mini-hiatus from the internet and the first day I decide to hop back on outside of just dicking around in lighthearted meme and gaming subs happens to be today. Fuck me right.

We all need mental health days off from the internet :marseyagree:

Oh, contraception is on the table now because of this as well.

Medicine is getting attacked by the right in every which way at the moment. Y'all don't really get to see it too much but we're having MANY public health emergencies at the moment on top of way sicker patients because of delayed care. This is being massively exacerbated by the right essentially stripping away power from public health agencies.

:soyjakyell: abortion is health care!!

This was the first thing I woke up to. I didnโ€™t want to tell my fiancรฉe because I knew how much it would upset her. Fuck this. Theyโ€™ve already made it clear whatโ€™s next on the chopping block.

I woke up to a bunch of texts with variations of "what the hell" and "I'm so scared" and it took me a couple minutes to figure out what was going on. My friends and I are all a bunch of broke college kids and we're setting up emergency plans of what to do if someone in an anti-choice state needs to get to a safer state for an abortion, who they can stay with, how to afford travel gas, etc.

This country is revealing itself as a theocracy and I can't wait to get the fuck out.

Theocracy must be reddit's favorite new word, after fascism of course.

So for a long time, the trope about time travel was that the past could only be a potentially cool adventure for cis-het, white, Christian men; because almost every point in the non-modern era was so much worse for everyone who didn't fit that narrow category.

Sadly, now apparently time travel to the future gets to be worse for everyone too.

Life just sucks for everyone who wasn't white

A boot stamping on a human ovary forever

All my coresidents today let out a long Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this when we heard the news

I smoked my first cigarette since RBG died. This is some bullshit.

Hey guys, I'm a doctor don't forget! I think :!marseydepressed: guy is the one that got into it with you a while back @AverageBen10Enjoyer

I want to abort Clarence

Maxx this mam

Iโ€™m excited to announce that today I will be on the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury 5.15pm. See you there! @glastonbury

Greta Thunberg takes to the Pyramid Stage and the huge crowd listens intently. RS

โ€We are approaching the precipice and I would strongly suggest that all of those who have not yet been greenwashed out of our senses to stand our ground. Do you not let them drag us another inch closer to the edge. Right now is where we stand our ground.โ€

Thank you Glastonbury!

The wonderful @GretaThunberg tells Glastonbury Festival that we must take a stand, here and now, and stop the rich and powerful destroying our Earth support systems.

No one else is going to save us.

Go Greta! We stan our neurodivergent queen!


Here are the top 6 winners, can any perceptive :marseydetective: dramanauts find the odd one out?

TERF sneed on this :marseyairquotes:news:!marseyairquotes: website

More :marseyraging: at Ovarit


MFW uterus havers take a giant :marseyl: yet again


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I am profoundly saddened that our rights are being eroded by old people. Its gross.

Today I found out that Catholicism is real and isnt just a religion from the show The Tudors. Apparently these Catholics are to blame for the erosion of our rights.

In an effort to understand Catholics I have been watching catholic television and have found out I really need stained glass windows in my life. I also enjoy their hats. Catholics, unlike Mormons, do not get their own planet when they die and thus I don't really see the appeal. Please hate crime all Catholics you come across so they will stop eroding our rights with their medieval ideology (and do steal their hats).

God is not real by the way.

To cope and feel better with all this terrible news I am watching a documentary about teenage prostitutes in Prague. For some reason the man being interviewed is doing an autopsy as he discusses how he gave 20 teenage whores AIDS.


This soothes me as I assume they're all Catholics.

How are you doing? Are you okay?

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โ€œAs a Christianโ€ is trending on Twitter

making abortion illegal is a fundamental breach of jewish, muslim, and hindu and many other faiths religious freedom. it is by definition unconstitutional.

Not sure why this is the top result considering it doesnโ€™t contain a single one of those words besides โ€œaโ€ but hey. Anyway, your religious text can say โ€œthou shalt massacre those with brown hairโ€ and we can still have laws against that. Sorry Satanists.


Just an image here. There were enforced blasphemy laws on the books until the mid-1900s. If you want to go with Constitutional intent, this ainโ€™t it. And if your religion requires that you permit the murder of children, you are a terrorist and an enemy of the state.

As a Christian I completely agree with this statement by the Church of Satan.

This tweet responds to itself.

As a Christian I know a real Christian wouldn't worship a hate filled psychopath and help him violently overthrow the US government to cling to power

The Jan 6th tourist group will be causing sneed for at least another decade, guaranteed.

Twitter then felt obligated to interrupt the stream of top tweets with this lovely bit:


Reminder that Anton LaVey was a woman beater who tortured exotic animals.

Iโ€™m not a bad Christian for allowing others to make their own decisions. I know what I would do as a Christian believer, and I will spread the gospel but I will not FORCE it on others

Yes you are.

Psalm 82:4 โ€œRescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.โ€

Philippians 2:4 โ€œLet each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.โ€

Proverbs 24:11 โ€œRescue those who are being taken away to death; hold back those who are stumbling to the slaughter.โ€

And on and on and on. Letting people choose to destroy themselves is one thing. Letting people choose to massacre children is quite another.

As a Christian it is not our job to force anything on anyone. God gave us free will for a reason. Instead, Christians need to teach and be loving to everyone (you know the thing that Jesus did and what we strive to be like)

Letting people murder children is not compatible with anything in Scripture. It is inherently evil.

As a Christian, the fact that the next "target" for Conservatives is gay marriage and contraceptives instead of pushing for Paid Parental Leave, Free Childcare, Universal Healthcare, and expanded welfare programs means that this was NEVER about "saving the babies."

Actually we want all of those things. Except the free childcare and expanded welfare. Did you know the Catholic Church is responsible for one sixth of all hospital beds in the country? Thatโ€™s 17%! Did you also know that the Church is far and away the most prolific charitable organization in the world?

Speaking as a Christian... Stop blaming other, more vulnerable religions for the shit WE just pulled with reproductive rights. Stop using Islamophobic language when it was clearly and loudly the white Christian church that had this as a platform and pulpit for DECADES.

Itโ€™s just occurred to me that not a single person in these tweets is actually a Christian. Iโ€™m not sure what the point of this thread was. Anyway, stop blaming Muslims for overturning Roe v Wade I guess?


More than 63 million children have been massacred by their parents since Roe. Thatโ€™s more than ten Holocausts. One day in the not so distant future, yesterday will be a national holiday.

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Friendly reminder that a Supreme Court of All White Males made abortion legal, and the most diverse Supreme Court ever reversed that decision


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Thanks everyone who contributed, either with donations or with upmarseys! Here's this Marsey I made to celebrate!

Now I gotta ask @chiobu if you want the hole because I sure as hell don't, lemme know and I'll transfer the ownership to you lol

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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

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In short this absolute xing earned $450k (300% profit) in just six months by telling underpaid pakistanis to do the work for him. One job even had a spyware that monitored employees' screens - except he asked that job to stop monitoring him and give him freedom to outsource. Next thing he does is use the same monitoring software on his own employees ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


lol. Why use the same invasive monitoring software your J1 used on your "workers" if you yourself hate it?

It always amazes me how people turn around and be just as shitty once their in power, but they judge the people who mistreated them so much

:#marseyagree: :#marseysanders:

This is wildly racist. Not the outsourcing, just the way you speak of your employees. Probably unpopular but God someone needed to say something.

I'm there with you on that. And did I understand correctly that they are using that horrible screen grab software on their employees now? \n That's just becoming the thing you hate. This isn't anything I respect.

Same. We're supposed to exploit the capitalistic system, not become a cog in it. 0/10 would not recommend.

Not a cog, just someone working multiple jobs, tackling multiple projects, and getting piss mad when a xing finally achieves the true spirit of OE. At least OP is paying them $15/hr which, in Pakistan, can feed a family, a herd of sheep, three dogs, Osama and all of his wives, etc. for ten lifetimes

Treat your guys a little better so they dont oe on u.

Lol, they literally work gigs. Besides, a westoid asking them for help is a godsend for them

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Brave r/pics user takes a stand against the SCOTUS


that'll show em!

8000 comments, make sure to sort by controversial

Took my flag down in 2016. It has been replaced by a rainbow peace flag.

Feel free to give ur land back to its people too

Edit:I guess only some rights are sacred


Nah, it'll more likely be because of betas like you.

โ€œbetasโ€ - donโ€™t project so hard, youโ€™ll hurt yourself


Voting won't change anything. General strikes , bricks and fires will. You don't free yourselves from a theocracy regime by following the rules they set .

calls for violence... cool

If the second is supposed to protect the people from a government becoming tyrannical, weโ€™re pretty much there.


So brave.

This is like the 500th โ€œso braveโ€ comment.

This is the Bad Place because Iโ€™m forced to spend my time here with you and people like you.

Youโ€™re a bad person. Rights are being stripped away and you. Donโ€™t. Care.

Do us all a favor and move to Saudi Arabia.

Edit: NSFL this is what happens when you prevent access to safe abortion.

Blood is on your hands.

don't like a reddit karma whore post? :marseywave2::marseytruck:โžก๏ธ:marseyflagsaudiarabia:

I really hate it when people fly the flag upside down for political reasons. It doesn't even matter whether I agree with them or not. That's supposed to be a signal that you're in immediate danger and need help, not a political statement.

I actually googled the rules for flying the flag upside down during the Trump years because fuck. Found out that you are not suppose to do this for a political statement. But I totally get the sentiment.

orange man made me google what an upside down flag stands for

Lmao so itโ€™s legal to burn the US flag as free speech, but yaโ€™ll got a problem turning it upside down? Makes so much sense lol


Took down my American flag and put up my Canadian flag. They may not be perfect but at least they understand a womanโ€™s right to her body eh?


just take it down. fuck this symbolic bullshit. go out and protest, actually take action, organize. upvotes on reddit arenโ€™t going to get us there or change anyones mind on this decision.

It has to start somewhere

the revolution starts with a reddit post of a flag

not quoting this one because too long, dude's seething and calling for the revolution to begin -

This will make them overturn it immediately, thank you for your service.

Ok, so I should just be quiet and let the world walk over me? Gotcha.

I obviously don't think my one action will change everything on its own.

You can do whatever you like, no need to ask me.


How much violence needs to be committed before violence should be advocated for? Peaceful protests have never worked and never will work.

> Peaceful protests have never worked and never will work.

TIL The Civil Rights marches did nothing.

Sound like an insurrectionist

Revolt. Revolutionize. It's over. Done. This union needs be disolved.

where were you when Reddit ended the United States


You don't know what that subreddit is, do you?

The SCOTUS stopped being the will of the people. Republicans can't win elections so now they are bypassing democracy.

the (((republicans))) are taking over

Man that sounds an awful lot like you're calling for an insurrection.

At least they would have a leg to stand on.


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This lady is my hero (5)

Because she shares your opinion And had the opportunity to say it publicly? Yea she's a real hero๐Ÿค“ (-219)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

I don't disagree, but she is also the same person who thinks my body my choice doesn't apply to vaccines and medical procedures.All you liberals and conservatives are all hypocrites. All you care about is forcing your ideology on others, it's a constant pissing contest of who can squash who's rights. All authoritarians. (-143)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Clump of cells in the uterus is as much a baby as a clump of cells multiplying really fast where they are not supposed to be in any other part of the body. (84)

"Clump of cells"Tell me you failed biology without saying you failed biology.That clump of cells is no less human, biologically speaking, than a newborn baby. A fetus describes the development stage of an organism. No different than when we use newborn, toddler, child and young adult, etc.A puppy was at one point a "fetus." Its a moment of time in growth (-130)

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Overturning Roe v Wade? OK, then Time to cut off men. Time for American women to create anti rape inventions that catch the abuser in a way where they need to go to the hospital to get the "device" removed ( which inks a permanent tattoo circle around the penis so their wives and future partners know what they have done) Women need to learn to work hidden body cams, because courts do not believe them, and recordings need to be considered as admissible evidence. The Supreme Court must be required to toughen the laws against incest, rape, attempted rape, harassment, abuse. Women need to get busy with self defense tactics, prevention tactics, and have access to more self defense weaponry that incapacitates the abuser and that cannot be used against the woman being attacked.In all cases and even with consensual sex, legally the male upon a positive mandatory DNA test result, must be required to assume 50% of child support regardless, or face incarceration. In the case of incest, rape... (1)

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why do they they are uncoscious they have no personality no wants or desires they rely on othes to survivetheres almost nodiference between a fetus and a person in coma (-3)

this is actually the dumbest shit ive ever seen, might as well be a troll but ill debate it anyway cuz i'm bored and need a new write-up; this is just about what we consider a person. take a fetus- a human being in the form of a clump of developing cells. it can be considered a human, but is it a person? a person is most commonly regarded as an individual with the capacity to have basic values. a person is a human who can enjoy things, make decisions, form opinions, carry values, have morals, reason, etc. now lets take a fetus; does a fetus enjoy things? well, no, a fetus is perpetually unconscious inside of the womb. does a fetus form opinions? no, it doesn't have the capacity to form opinions, nor does it have the consciousness to form opinionsdoes the fetus essentially do any of the above listed? no! a fetus can sense and move and kick, but it is completely unconscious inside of the womb. a fetus has not developed anywhere near the emotional capacity to have the awareness of itse... (4)

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How about this one โ€œThe first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.โ€ Werner Heisenberg. (15)

Yea, well, the first sip of the glass of logic and understanding will have you questioning your beliefs, but at the bottom of the glass, you won't be thirsty enough to give a fuck about religion, you'll just enjoy what's real, how you feel. Fuck religion, fuck politics, I'll come up with sayings all day. Why is this happening? We are reverting to a more primitive state of thinking. Where did we start thinking a man in the sky can fuckin dictate what anyone does with their body, and yet... have cultures who won't kill cows? Have cultures who sacrifice people or animals? OH MY GOD, YOU SLUT YOU WORE A DRESS THAT SHOWED YOUR FUCKIN ANKLE! YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW!! Might as well move to India. At least you don't need to find a bathroom to shit and you can rape women and not worry about shit. "Come to america! Here we have shitty public transit, a minimum wage that won't cover basic rent, incredible opportunities for everyone but Americans to go to college, but we try deport every one who t... (0)

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And y'all wonder why people consider this a hate sub????? (-36)

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It really is that simple, though. Overcomplicating the matter is what allows for people to claim "oh a group of cells isn't a baby, but it becomes a baby at X time" when in reality, it's a human being, weak and defenseless, being killed (3)

Whatโ€™s the definition for an organism that lives in an organism and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense again? (-14)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Not like any of you will ever touch a woman anyways. Also fuck pro-lifers and fuck Clarence Thomas. (-11)

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"Want to murder babies", it must be blissful to be so simple-minded. (-2)

It really is that simple, though. Overcomplicating the matter is what allows for people to claim "oh a group of cells isn't a baby, but it becomes a baby at X time" when in reality, it's a human being, weak and defenseless, being killed (3)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

And y'all wonder why people consider this a hate sub????? (-36)

You just see hate anywhere is convenient for you, and if not liking baby murder is hate, then fuck it, I'm hateful (7)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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TIL misinformation = basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚Hell, you probably can't even define what a woman is because you're so full of shit.Little bitch blocked me. That was easy. (6)

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It's not just Macron, so smash that mf link


Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

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:marseyking: Hail to the Cat :marseyking:

Is xueen Ezra @schizocel :marseyschizoshaking:. Apparently he's housing the mother too but the dad is transphobically objecting

How tf are the police not finding them

My man did a speed run to be the worst celebrity of our time in less than half a year

theyโ€™re not a man

The accuser apparently has an extensive court history of domestic abuse

This was linked in the comment section of that article, I've removed the name of the accuser to not doxx them, but it looks pretty damning

Lol she fled an abusive moid to go live with xueen Ezra :taylaugh:

a white man collecting women and children from dysfunctional families and keeping them at a remote ranch surrounded by drugs and weapons doesnโ€™t seem to ring any alarm bells for too many of yโ€™all lol