I guess a lot of British foids are gonna get murdered tonight though

Added context: Denver has never won a championship before, so this is kind of a big deal for them.

Thread is full of slapfights. Here's one that made me chuckle.

>During the finals? Bruh

>Mods and everyone else can pat themselves on the back like they are going to make a difference

>Let me guess. You didn’t vote.

>I mean I didn't vote either bc I don't frequent this sub 24/7 so I missed it. Only 8k of 7.7M voted, but I guess that's enough to take this offline indefinitely. What a joke lol. Sorry Nuggets fans

A reporter asked Todd Bowles if the Bucs were prepared to play in the frigid Detroit weather.

“You do know we play indoors, right?” pic.twitter.com/Z6vksXrGXW

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) January 17, 2024

BREAKING: A man has been arrested for the manslaughter of the ice hockey player Adam Johnson in Sheffieldhttps://t.co/UnGutZ6G2P

— The Yorkshire Post (@yorkshirepost) November 14, 2023

Literally just happened so limited drama so far

https://twitter.com/aidenlufc/status/1724465595901530144

https://twitter.com/bxysnthbttrlnd/status/1724467401029259764

https://twitter.com/fromtapetotape/status/1724466966289670465

https://twitter.com/thathockeylass/status/1724468256256274765

https://twitter.com/creaso14/status/1724469126486511774

Re: @Awoo 's report, they gave him a standing ovation first game back

https://twitter.com/_PeterSpencer/status/1723752414870679975

Sincerely AB pic.twitter.com/O6mjJXOaHQ

— AB (@AB84) August 11, 2022

What was tweeted by his mayo (?) argentinian teammate

How the responded:

Bongs might still ban the mayo lmao: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/17h05nb/alejandro_garnacho_is_at_risk_of_a_football?sort=controversial

I don't know how anyone can think that someone would post something racist on a post celebrating his teammate just who saved a last minute penalty kick

!football

@Wojak lol did you nootice this drama? i haven't checked /r/soccer for a couple of days and missed it

Starting my own Team Sign 🆙 pic.twitter.com/qdK8q5RNGR

— AB (@AB84) October 10, 2022

In the northwestern Iranian city of Zanjan, people cheered and danced, actually celebrating their team's crushing 6-2 loss to England. Iranians who watched the match in England, meanwhile, were even more outspoken, chanting, death to Khamenei. That's Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

The team did try to show solidarity with the protesters when players refused to sing the Iranian national anthem before the match with England. But some protesters say it's impossible for Iran to compete in this cup without being seen as representing the regime in Tehran. Even so, Touraj says he's looking forward to the Iran team taking on the U.S..

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/25/1139190277/iranians-feel-conflicted-about-watching-the-world-cup-amid-protests-at-home

>refuse to sing your country’s national anthem

>threatened by the revolutionary guard

>protesters still cheer when you lose

My offer is legit so have they/them contact me and they can start putting their team together pic.twitter.com/HsxKPuQBdo

— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) May 5, 2023

Lets fricking GO!!!!

Link to daily mail article

Report: The Native American Guardians Association is suing the #Commanders, the NAGA are also attempting to get them to restore their former team name, per @NBCMontana

The NAGA claim they have nearly 12,000 signatures.

By changing their name from "Redskins", the association… pic.twitter.com/MbJu8y7s0M

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) September 26, 2023

By changing their name from "Redskins", the association claims that the Commanders have "dishonored" many years of Native American tradition and heritage.

I'm legit confused about how this is supposed to work, but I respect the heel turn on this particular grift for being extra funny.

@Morpheuswipe

!football

Do you hire exclusively black people for your NBA team because you believe their race and all of its biological traits (height, superior stamina and strength) gives them a competitive advantage? https://t.co/eVFIPSenBs

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 29, 2024

If you weren't aware they have been pretty much consistently the whitest team in the league since he bought them

The two most famous players in their history are both white Europeans

!nonchuds come laugh at this failure of a chud dunking

Some more r-slurred chuds trying to jump in to support the white Portuguese Ian

https://twitter.com/TheRabbitHole84/status/1751786117094105115

https://twitter.com/forceonatr/status/1751785984793194621

https://twitter.com/altrightythen/status/1751789164507648143

https://twitter.com/ericthewheeler/status/1751810533836431402

A 21-year old Utah student was arrested after she threatened to detonate a nuclear reactor that is located on campus if the Utes lost to San Diego State Saturday, @KSLcom reports. She was booked into Salt Lake County Jail Wednesday. Fortunately, Utah won 35-7

— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) September 22, 2022

And they say foids can't be truly passionate about sports.

>On Saturday, the University of Utah football team hosted San Diego State at Rice-Eccles Stadium. The woman "posted threats of violence" on the Yik Yak app before the game, stating that "if the football team did not win the game, (she) was going to detonate the nuclear reactor that is located in the University of Utah causing a mass destruction," according to a police booking affidavit.

>Police note in their affidavit that the student does have knowledge of the nuclear reactor and "is aware of where the reactor is located and attends class in the same building where the reactor is housed."

https://www.ksl.com/article/50480786/student-arrested-for-allegedly-making-nuclear-threat-unless-utes-won-/p>

SNEEEEEEEEED pic.twitter.com/9xSJyZJe0n

— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) September 25, 2022

Damar Hamlin just suffered a really scary injury during the Bills-Bengals game 😔😔

Prayers up 🙏🙏🙏pic.twitter.com/2STj0X0zru

— Brian Y (@byysports) January 3, 2023

He had to get CPR on the field

Update: Game got temporarily suspended. Teams going back to locker rooms.

1 hour later, still no word on the game continuing. No official update on his status. Even the ESPN people are saying the League is fricking r-slurred for not calling off the game 1 hour later.

The only thing that remains unchanged is Skip Bayless is still r-slurred https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1610101204687949827?s=20&t=maXa9iGowNhgwY7qnOabvg

!football

Deleted his account before I could get any more replies unfortunately. The rest of his account was just things like screenshots of the morning news where he was tagging the presenter and calling her beautiful

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1754436250994442244

He also seem to be obsessed with this one pornstar

!coomers

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1742314341351973111

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1697358283399479682

https://twitter.com/AlanTrotter14/status/1703535982358708481

Here's what the girl in the picture thought about it

https://twitter.com/AfcLei/status/1757335276349735031

Yoooooo this crazy 😭

According to court documents Dwight Howard admitted to meeting up with a guy & engaged in sexual acts

Documents also say Dwight performed nonconsensual oral s*x on the man pic.twitter.com/4R2J13ttWx

— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) October 24, 2023

Non-sportcels this is what he looks like:

I need dude on dude r*pe explained to me by Dave Chappelle:

Mase and Cam Ron react:

Hamburger still has the chance with the promotion playoff but there was a false alarm over the intercom that they were promoted instead, fans are understandably upset

A squirrel at the baseball? The reactions are nuts 🥜😭#BBCBaseball | 🎥 @MLBEurope pic.twitter.com/yCES2cA2nf

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 24, 2023

A white supremacist shot three Black people at a supermarket in Florida today after stalking an HBCU so yes, I happen to think an officially licensed product of @utaustin that says 'Embrace the Hate' would seem a bit tone deaf. I'm funny that way. https://t.co/RtBYuGo33q

— Laura Chapin (@LauraChapin) August 27, 2023

we need to lower admissions requirements immediately until we can figure out what the heck is going on

https://twitter.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Funiversitycoop%2Fstatus%2F1695201734761570729

fox boomer sneed

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-longhorns-embrace-the-hate-shirt-somehow-leads-outrage-social-media

flyover commentary

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-weirdos-offended-over-team-slogan/109489410/page-1

https://twitter.com/search

they are so mad lmao