Witches vs Talibros: Part 2

When fake witches put in more effort than the ANA ever did.

I love when even the crazies find the point where their suspension of disbelief is shattered. They're complaining that this goes too far for them yet you can see the exact same users in other threads inquiring about how to curse their ex-boyfriend or harness the power of the fae spirits living under their floorboard.

I was raised with this shit, and gotta say I'm impressed

Some idiot with an allergy to subtlety is definitely going to frick it up though

It's days like these where I wish I knew more about the Muslim faith so I could properly larp as one online.

Inshallah I call upon the imam Chamenei to issue a holy fatwa against these wenches

Asraghfirullah, I even call upon the pope in Rome, United the faiths against these heathen whores, drive them into the seas and cleanse the Christian lands like allahs holy warriors in palestine will drive the Jews into the sea

>A place for Skeptic, Agnostic, Atheist, and generally Science-Seeking folk to share memes

That's even worse than regular witches, what's the point? It sounds alot more fun to believe in magical fairies and spells, these people want to skip the WITCH part and get straight to the B-WORD part. AWAB: ALL WITCHES ARE BITCHES

Did this b-word just discover prayers..?

But people who dare hijack a humanitarian crisis that could well near the scale of the Rwandan Genocide at this point and paint themselves as some guerilla war veteran fighting the good fight from the frontline trenches with their nonsense hexes and spells when they are doing 0 that will help makes me sick.

well, that is pretty based

I was thinking about making a post like this but looks like you beat me to it. Good shit.

This is amazing! Is there any meaning behind the Invocations you chose, o great and powerful one?

Lmao wh*tes are losing the war even in their made up fantasy world 😂🤣

Did the witches decide what house would the Taliban end up in if they go to Hogwarts?

"A place for Skeptic, Agnostic, Atheist, and generally Science-Seeking folk to share memes, support one another, and develop rituals"

Huh just enough self awareness/autism to realize witchcraft is r-slurred yet they still can't help themselves

In addition to this, it is worth taking note that many different (highly spiritual) cultures and peoples have lived on the land of Afghanistan

Finally the magical Afghan negro

I would say stop watching anime trash but the frightening thing is that most of these creatures developed this degeneracy without the aid of anime.

In all honesty as someone from Asia as well I just gotta put my two cents here. People shouldn't be intervening with foreign countries and cultures that they don't belong to. Period. It doesn't matter if you're planning to cast a spell for the women and children, or if you're just going to straight up hex the taliban. Like OP said, magic and mysticism is taken very seriously in the middle east, a lot of the people there also disagree with it or think it's evil, so what good are you doing by casting a spell on a group of people from a completely different culture that views magic in a completely different way than you without their consent?

asian sage tells white foids to BTFO

r/SASSWitches

If these people are 'critical' of witches yet somehow still larp as witches, then they are even worse than the normal larper witches.

Would be befitting of SRDines tbh, being more insufferable than the already insufferable thing they talk about.

They invoke their Gods protection with rituals and incantations to protect against hexes, the evil eye and other magical intervention.

Can't tell if these foids are too r-slurred to realize Islam is monotheistic or too r-slurred to make "God's" capitalized and possessive.

Like 75% or the Earth's surface is covered in flavorless Mountain Dew

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)