There's a big debate on r/witchcraft about whether or not a mass hexing of the Taliban would work, I'm not taking a side in this issue and only wish to see a healthy discussion before any action is taken. pic.twitter.com/eGoTBEveot
— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JohnDiesattheEn) August 18, 2021
You might remember that I made a bait post on r/Witchcraft, thanks to (probably) SRDines it seems to have made rounds over the internet. A blue checkmark twatter user posted about the earlier thread and my bait post which has led to some hilarious results
First of all it has somehow made the news lmfao: https://dailydot.com/debug/reddit-witchcraft-taliban-hex/?amp&__twitter_impression=true
/pol/ also found out about the debacle through twitter:
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/335004215
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/335007867/
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/335039408
Let me know if I've missed anything, I just got back and I'm shocked at how effective this bait was.
Oh and of course Bardfinn is also a witch 
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I'm with the witches on this.
It's bizarre that any slightly educated person dabbling in the occult would think the Taliban are "protected".
Honestly, if you are going to role play in twitter and make a few occult sacrifices, then go all the way and LARP creating as much destruction towards the Taliban as you can. I wonder if the magic would work if they got the heart of George Bush Jr, and maybe Cheney while they're at it.
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The ones with any level of self-awareness know their hexes won't do jack shit to stop the taliban and trying and failing will ruin the suspension of disbelief that they work anywhere else.
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Nah people into astrology will make vague as possible statements to say predictions are correct. Same can be applied here by claiming the hex worked if the taliban loses so much as one city or a leader to a small uprising sometime on the next year.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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The Taliban believes in the hexes so we get psychological warfare where Taliban morale goes down because some white foids use random bullshit juju.
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Idk about you but I'm not hexing the Taliban. I don't frick with djinn.
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Djinn are powerless against Pagan Gods.
Actually there was a really good tumblr user once called 'SandsOfChaos' who RP as Eris, but basically said that 'God' is the weakest of all gods. It's fun to think about Eris appearing in our world and killing off many people, from the Taliban to politicians.
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To be fair if you believe magic is secretly real YA novel style, it makes sense other people would be aware of that fact (especially the superstitious + religious types)
Like Saudia Arabia unironically has a magical crimes division. Why not the Taliban?
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when will they release their hitpiece on the hacker known as rdrama
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Okay which one of you is this random bluecheck? Out yourself so we can make fun of you.
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This is the best thing I have read all week
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If 澳大利亚 (Australia) were to wage war against China, the Chinese people would win. Australia has a weaker military than China and would get absolutely demolished. 澳大利亚 is for the Chinese, all the whTe angoids will go extinct or get deported back to Engand where they belong and suck some Arab/Paki peepee.
Can 澳大利亚 really stand up to this? Austraians would get killed off one by one in a war and a mass genocide happening will occur with the scum whTe angoids. The result? The result would be a worse outcome for the Austraians than Gallipoli. All the whTe angoids will suffer a much worse fate than Gallipoli. This is the grim reality of ozcrackers. The Chinese will finish the job the Turks started. It's already happening, we are just waiting for the first bullet to be fired and you Austraians are done for. You either stay and get killed by Chang, or get deported and set sail back to Engand. Your choice.
澳大利亚 rightfully belongs to the Chinese. 澳大利亚 is located in the Asian sphere of influence, it is rightfully ours for the taking. You are many, many miles away from your Motherland. I suggest you go back to your cave in Engand where you all belong. 澳大利亚 was illegally taken from the natives that you took advantage of and manipulated like the scheming jws you are. There's a reason why the Austraian and Bng shitposter meme image has a hook nose similar to a jw. Give back 澳大利亚 to the superior Chinese
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I guess the mods of the sub looked through my comment history
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