Literally me when my beard asks what I'm looking at.

..AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE WERE GAY SO ANYWAYS THATS HOW I GOT HERPES.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?

This is what I tell the fat chicks when they hit on me.

Pretending?

Wow! This Lawlzpost sucks!

I thought the trains thing was because of this pic

Goodnight carp sleep well bb

there are worse ways to live

Don't pick up too much gussy with that info

And act like we're in love with anime

You're going to trigger the schizo.

I haven't been pretending about a goddarn thing. I'm a gay landlord r-slur who hates trains and loves billionaires.

pretend we're gay

Ya we're only pretending to be cute twinks

Well you see we have made another subreddit but instead of pretending to be landlords evicting single mothers we pretend to be terrorists in Afghanistan and it's really funny because we can pretend to be part of a group that hates women, gays, trains, non-muslims, non-pashtuns, etc. without saying that we hate women, trains, and pretty much anything Reddit enjoys in order to make Reddit seethe (funny word that means rage, or get really angry at something) and attract lolcows (people who are dumb and talk a lot!)

Why would you ever talk to anyone about this site? That's like bragging about FAS.

literally me explaining this site to my wife.

I don't get why she still doesn't want to join :/

sploosh

frick off carp

Snapshots:

• reveddit.com
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)

Took two months of meta explanations, but I think she finally started to get it

We are better than everybody else.

>we

I lost my last GF because of this site. And not because I posted here, but because my karma (at the time) of around 500 dramacoins was not enough to put me into what she called the BBL (the Big Boys league). "Why can't you get stickied like Lawlz or at least get a flair?", and other such crap. In the end, she just linked me the leaderboard and we pretty much broke up there and then.

pretend

That chick looks 15 and 40 at the same time.

@axolotl

You, know, it does sound a little r-slurred when you put it that way

Good night, I hate women.

Good night bb.

she's a total butterface

Accurate

tfw i actually explain this to missAPM and she thinks its funny

Stop pinching my ice breakers.

You can tell she’s super wet by looking at her and you didn’t even mention Marsey.

Basically verbatim what I've told my wife

act like we're in love with Japanese cartoon characters

Clutches Asuka daki

what's this? inviting foidlings to our deuxhaven? utterly preposterous they may not be full fledged foids, but they are still a THREAT TO OUR LANDIAS. DON'T ALLOW THE FOIDLINGS TO BREACH OUR BORDERS.

DEFEND THE PERIMETER

pretend

Didn't you steal most of this from me?

Except mine was funnier.