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My magnum opus of reddit outrage baiting: My story of owning some Chad at school

https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/jhjwsd/my_story_of_owning_some_chad_at_school?sort=controversial
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r/sadcringe 24.4k upvotes: https://old.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/jhveae/yeah_i_felt_a_little_strange_after_reading_this/?sort=controversial

r/cringetopia 4.1k upvotes: https://old.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/jhv21d/chad_got_owned/?sort=controversial

Devastated this account got nuked

Edit: lul https://i.redd.it/1pu6az003iv51.webp

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stepfather died 6 hrs ago

he loved Reddit it's what he would have wanted

r/chadtopia

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i wish i had an archive of that original post

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My stepdad passed away today due to Coronavirus, thank you r/teenagers.

My stepdad was a big fan of r/teenagers and browsed it with me. Every Monday and Friday he’d make sure dinner was ready, and my entire house would browse r/teenagers. It became a family night for us. I just want to say that r/teenagers helped us bond in so many ways.

I know this post is all over the place but I’ve been trying to get over his death and thought I could reminisce with some Redditors to stop myself from crying but it’s so hard guys. Cherish every moment

I had about 3 people tell met to kill myself after that post

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this is frickin hilarious

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that's some real creme de la creme posting

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That was your account? I laughed pretty fricking hard when I saw it on r/sadcringe.

This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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The part about his race was perfect, belongs in the textbook under "bait"

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this neighbor dressed like Minecraft Steve

lmao, beautiful repurposing of the 'this neighbor eatin beans' pasta

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For real though, why was he eatin beans

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cheffs kiss

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I love diarrhea

Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I’ll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can’t wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I’ll do a salt water flush and I’ll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I’ve even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences.

The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a potty right now and nothing else matters. It’s an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can’t stop what’s about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.

The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it’s kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.

The third aspect I love is the smell. It’s like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my potty and I love it. It’s just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.

The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean potty is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the potty. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say β€œdang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That’s a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you’ve just purged your body.

To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.

Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn’t an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will.

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Neighbor BLACK?

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Keep party rocking, king

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based

based on what?

Oh frick

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This sounds like some bullshit Steve Smith from American Dad would say

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Isn't this a copypasta? Good job either way

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I wrote the copypasta

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